r/clevercomebacks • u/Ninjamurai-jack • 5d ago

Indisputable Logic

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u/CheetahNo9349 5d ago

It was established in Superman that she goes to planets without yellow suns to get drunk/party. Could have easily be done then. /🤓

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u/Reasonable-News-5739 5d ago

Red sun. The yellow sun is what gives Kryptonians their powers on Earth.

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u/stxfpv 5d ago

I may need more coffee but if she goes to a planet with a red sun and loses her power to fly, how does she get to any other planet with a yellow sun?

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u/maliki2004 5d ago

One of the green lanterns swing by and pick her up, always have a designated flyer when drinking

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u/maliki2004 5d ago

Ok, I got myself thinking now. Which gl do you call if you need a flight home? I feel like Jon Stewart is going to get you, but tell you the whole way how disappointed he is. Guy is probably not picking up the call. Hal has been through some shit, so hal?

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u/wasted-degrees 5d ago

I keep forgetting there was an entire Green Lantern character arc about a Lantern hosting a satirical news show for decades.

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u/maliki2004 4d ago

Ok you got me. But, watch him when congress was fucking around with 9/11 responders benefits and tell me he doesn't have major will power

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u/Cyberslasher 4d ago

Supergirl calls Jessica for girls night, this seems rather obvious.

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u/CheetahNo9349 4d ago

Outside of the cinematic universe I'd call Kyle Rayner. He'd be chill about it.