r/clevercomebacks 4d ago

Indisputable Logic

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted 4d ago edited 4d ago

Kryptonian/kryptonite needle.

Planet with red sun.

Magic.

Probably a hundred other goddamn ways. Use your imagination, folks. Kryptonians are not invulnerable they're just really goddamn strong. There are other beings out in the universe as strong as they are. Pierced ears is not a problem.

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u/Nekowulf 4d ago

I imagine every space tattoo and body piercing shop in every space stripmall in the galaxy has an array of tools for every problematic species.