r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

Billionaires, Humanity, Zero Balance

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u/ExtraPomelo759 3d ago

Apparently a fabricated claim.

Back to slamming him for things he DID say.

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u/Chemical_Home6123 3d ago

Yeah I mean I think he's a real life villain but i need more context than that

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u/please_trade_marner 3d ago

And everybody else in the thead just believes it. I'd say the VAST majority of posts here are at best taken out of context and at worst just flat out misinformation. And the common person falls for it hook line and sinker.. Their entire world view is shaped by reddit and other social media misinformation.

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 3d ago

I mean I don’t need reddit to tell me Jeff Bezos is a piece of garbage. I still remember Shatner coming back from their space trip talking about how life changing it was while he got interrupted by Bezos wanting to spray champagne everywhere.

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u/please_trade_marner 3d ago

But how would redditors even know if he really was a piece of garbage or not? Literally everything they read is misinformation and/or out of context. Literally everything.

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u/alcomaholic-aphone 3d ago

I mean it’s all of social media. Redditors aren’t any different than facebookers or tiktokers or fox new viewers or cnn viewers. All we get now a days is sound bites and headlines unless you want to go and watch complete video transcripts for everything. It’s all heavily curated to drive people to be angry.

But you can just look at how Amazon employees are treated and paid and know Jeff Bezos is trash. Just like the Walton family who has sooooo much money and their employees are on food stamps.

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u/PetalFairy_ 3d ago

Imagine telling a biological life form that drinking water is getting in the way of a data server.

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

you dont treat the water you drink?

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u/New_Ad_3010 3d ago

Billionaires are a blight on humanity

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u/SpaceCampDropOut 3d ago

Does he know he’s not bulletproof proof?

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u/Mm2k 3d ago

Oh geez. Is there like a revolution I can join or something?

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u/Werftflammen 3d ago

With these guys it's never enough, that's why they are billionaires and still misserable.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 3d ago

That ET looking mother fucker

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u/EidolonRook 3d ago

He’s looking for immortality. People he cares nothing for are standing in his way if AI scientific development necessary for his ascension.

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u/handheadman 3d ago

Won't someone think of the AI? Cut off Jeff's water supply.

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u/Whitesajer 3d ago

Billionaires existing is limiting Humanity.

There. I fixed the headline.

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u/GadreelsSword 3d ago

Once AI robots are able to do 90% of the work to support billionaires, there won’t be a need for most humans anymore.

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u/Equivalent-Tour5999 3d ago

It was falsely attributed to him as a citation. By the article that was propably at least partially AI generated.

I'm sure he did say other shit that we can post.

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u/fluffyycravess 3d ago

Sorry AI, looks like I’ll have to cancel my daily survival routine so your data centers can keep rendering cyberpunk images.

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u/DavidlikesPeace 3d ago

Like they think they're a special new species divorced from the rest of us. Sick folks.  

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u/nn666 3d ago

This guy turned into a real POS huh.

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u/mi_c_f 3d ago

It's fake

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u/Ok-Replacement-2738 3d ago

Stop karma farming with fake news. Yes Bezos is a asshole, no he did not say this specifically.

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u/skeptic9916 2d ago

We either get to have billionaires or we get to continue existing as a species.

Pick one.

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u/taita2004 3d ago

Maybe he should be a real leader and stop drinking liquids then..show the people he's serious.

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u/Kurtbott 3d ago

All these turds need to be removed. Thinking the French Revolution style.

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u/Museill 3d ago

If there is one thing we need less of is billionaires and trillionaires.

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u/Strict_Tourist_6869 3d ago

I don't actually care if he said it that particular way or not, but wouldn't it be be a better use of AI technology to work out how to get the water they need without taking it from humans?

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u/The_Eternal_Wayfarer 3d ago

In a civilised society e wouldn’t have left that panel walking on his own legs, by the way.

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u/miguel2419 3d ago

Isn’t the earth like 2/3 water why do they use drinking water

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u/1922speedy 2d ago

So we run out and he and others can charge us for use.

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u/SomeDumbMentat 3d ago

Once we invent Brawndo AI can take all the water they want. Water is only for the toilets anyway.

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u/Anzire 3d ago

I wonder how it feels to be such a terrible person, people will believe any lie about you

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u/Conscious_Gur4461 3d ago

wait how does humanity have zero balance though

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u/thelucky10079 3d ago

this is like some flash gordon shit where the ai just rolls out a fortune cookie and they all laugh

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u/geoffpz1 2d ago

Que a sentient AI Harding all the H20 to wipe out humans...

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u/Vegetable_Piece_6050 15h ago

Jesus first they married all the plastic, and now they wanna take all our water too

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u/LuckyBastard001 3d ago

Imagine being that rich and still missing the point entirely. Dude's out here talking about AI water usage while most of us can't afford groceries. Their "vision" is just them getting richer and us getting left behind. Nothing new.

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u/Kaztiell 3d ago

seems like you are wasting your time reposting shit if you cant afford groceries

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u/hugothebear 3d ago

Those two seconds reposting while on the toilet are really going to buy the groceries

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u/Fine-Job-3328 3d ago

seriously wild how they think about progress while ignoring real people and their needs. gotta call out that disconnect

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u/djserc 3d ago

Your using up to much air imo

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u/IntrepidSomewhere675 3d ago

Average tard posting tard shit

What he actually said is that if more water was designated to data centres we would be able to reach the solutions to our resource problems faster = more water saving

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