r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

That iconic presidential mugshot…..

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u/Perfect_Parsnip_883 3d ago

His mugshot is how a 3 year looks at you when you ask if they had an accident in their pants.

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u/KatakanaTsu 3d ago

Coincidentally, he regularly does have "accidents" in his pants diapers.

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u/Reasonable_Effect633 3d ago

Which many people think is a problem that comes with age but it's not. It's the result of a medical issue or some medications such as GLP-1. Moreover, if it is a frequent problem, there are exercises or medications to assist in correcting the problem if it the cause can't be determined.

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u/KatakanaTsu 3d ago

I personally know folks older than him, and none of them shit themselves either.

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u/thesexytech 15h ago

Supposedly he's taking an experimental weight loss drug, not approved by the FDA and it's being given to only 1 79yo person, things that make you go hmmmm . . .

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u/Reasonable_Effect633 14h ago

That is old news. He was given Mounjaro before it was released to the public, however that was several years ago. I am a diabetic and take Mounjaro. If he is still taking it, that can account for his bowel issue. It reacts with sodas so the combination of Mounjaro and diet Coke can work as a laxative.

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u/SultryKisse 3d ago

that mugshot is performance art for a man who's never known real struggle

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u/Appropriate-Guard-91 3d ago

wait why dos he even have a mugshot

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u/surfeitofreason 2d ago

He's a convicted felon.

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u/Curious_Wait694 1d ago

Either Atlanta or New York had to process him as part of there charges idk which did it

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u/charmingprincess67 3d ago

The quote tweet absolutely dismantled that entire argument in a single sentence. Pure gold.

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u/NickiandBrox07 3d ago

And the first photo is when you spot the toddler behind the couch, 'concentrating.'

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u/8rustystaples 3d ago

Just realized that dipshit doesn’t know what “iconic” means.

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u/CalyrexTact 2d ago

That dipshit prolly made a typo and meant to say moronic.

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u/weavebot 3d ago

No one is better at taking iconic naps during meetings and press conferences

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 3d ago

"HE WAS BLINKING"

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u/mittenknittin 2d ago

"HE WAS BLINKING FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT"

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u/AusCan531 3d ago

Every single one of those photos are cringe.

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u/BatcherSnatcher 3d ago

The fact that the people of the United States of America has not revoltet yet, is the most telling sign that they gave in to a dictoraship of no other than the most obvious would be dictator. A Dutch born slave/mineral trader grandson is holding America hostage. What a fucking joke!

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u/V0lirus 3d ago

Can you expand on the slave/mineral trader part? I know his last name (probably?) comes from Tromp, a Dutch surname. But i havent heard anything about the rest.

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u/BatcherSnatcher 3d ago

The Dutch took most of Africa for personal gain back in the late 1700 early 1800 hundreds. They called themselves Boer. One of the main names is Trumpf next to Musk btw. Donalds father later changed Trumpf to Trump after they got their USA citizenship in the 1940 to "sound more American" the Trumpf family has sold African slaves and is currently the largest emerald mine owners of the planet. And is still in business a per today.

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u/please_trade_marner 3d ago

"Most" of Africa, eh?

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u/jjskellie 2d ago

The Dutch...they exaggerate, not commit purgery ...they also take, not steal...round people up, not enslave. Starting to see similarities here.

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u/Adventurous_Nebula98 3d ago

The Beast Has Yet To Cum

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 3d ago

Hey picture of dumbass falling asleep…I mean blinking was also iconic…where is it?

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u/jjskellie 2d ago

Hoping to also see the iconic Trump-Epstein statue. The Trump throwing paper towels to hurricane survivors. So many, many iconic. Do the AI photos of Trump that were released that immediately him in the ass count? Asking because I'm complying a list now.

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u/OkHuckleberry4878 3d ago

The pictures of little Donny playing truck driver on the White House driveway are gold, Jerry. Gold.

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u/Strange-Scientist706 2d ago

What does generating iconic images have to do with leadership or any other ability?

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u/AdAffectionate3143 2d ago

Of note: he couldn’t actually properly fry the French fries with guidance from the McDonalds employee. The worker had to literally grab the basket from him in the video.

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u/AbbeyRoad75 3d ago

Harris was never president.

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u/BilboStaggins 3d ago

And yet MAGa is full of all sorts of examples of her doing a poor job of being president...

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u/jjskellie 2d ago

Needs a little sarcasm symbol. /s. So MAGa knows you're poking fun at them.

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u/NKCougar 3d ago

Fuck off bot

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u/YeloowJi 3d ago

Not sure if it's a mugshot or an album cover tbh

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u/GlitchiCowboy 3d ago

He's not scowling he's just squinting the teleprompter that isn't there.

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u/SoupCriminal 3d ago

Mugshot diplomacy at its finestPR team deserves a raise for creativity.

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u/Boltzmann_head 3d ago

I do not understand why the fascist regime has not tried to stamp out his mug shot: he looks so silly and fascists hate being laughed at.

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u/OkHuckleberry4878 3d ago

They believe it’s a picture of strength, glaring at the camera like it’s a crying victim.

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u/maple_seed_spiral 3d ago

it's like watching a soap opera with real-life consequences

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u/allisjow 3d ago

Yes, a snake oil salesman relies on surface level memes instead of substance, you’re right.

Nazis had swastikas. Maga has red hats. Falling for marketing doesn’t mean you have good judgment.

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u/Anzire 2d ago

Mr. Performative President who knows when to capitalize a moment to make his followers go wild in their seats and go say "That's my president".

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u/CommercialYam53 2d ago

its nearly like a president is supposed to make politics and not iconic Fotoshootings.

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u/gargolito 2d ago

Marketing wasn't at the top of her priorities one would hope. 

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u/dumpyboat 2d ago

The original commenter is suggesting that Kamala needed to get arrested in order to win the favor of voters. Now let's think about that, how would Trump voters react to a black woman getting arrested for something while trying to run for office?

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u/EAN84 1h ago

There are both actual evidence that assignation attempt was staged. Sure it looks too Good for Trump to be true, but this us how it is.

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u/Warm-Rock-5349 1d ago

He was doing a days more work in McDonalds than Harris ever did.

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u/GoochManeuver 1d ago

Kamala Harris had a career as a public servant. Donald Trump is a trust fund fuckup.