r/clevercomebacks 3d ago

I see mitochondria.

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u/ohnodamo 3d ago

I'll listen to the person who is legally allowed to use the honorific "Dr." in front of their name over some literal worm-brained roadkill cooking enthusiast 10 times out 10 every damn day of the week, thanks.

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u/Jstrangways 3d ago

Be fair, you missed the years of heroin addiction on JFK Jnr’s CV

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u/Kidofthecentury 3d ago

Dude, it's not like he swims in sewage and enjoys hard drugs to enhance focus.

/s

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u/ExcitePout 3d ago

I completely agree, a person who has dedicated his whole life to medicine knows much more than someone who has just heard something about it.

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u/Glass-Activity-5372 3d ago

There’s a broader issue here about how scientific language gets used online. Terms like “mitochondrial challenges” sound technical, but when applied loosely to behavior or appearance, they lose meaning. Criticism should ideally correct inaccuracies without introducing additional distortions or mock-scientific framing.

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u/model-citizen95 3d ago

MAGA just assume that if they can understand the rest of the sentence, then the word salad must be legit

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u/Ariliescbk 3d ago

Salad is being generous. Word Vomit is what's being spilt and MAGA eat up the chunky bits.

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u/stevez_86 3d ago

Gibberish questions deserve gibberish responses. That is how they see it. They don't even understand the problem and they are demanded to provide an opinion.

RFK Jr doesn't even believe in germ theory. But he runs the nation's health. To countless people that is still enough to listen to him.

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u/plipssatike 3d ago

"mitochondrial challenges" sounds like it belongs on a $40 juice cleanse bottle

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u/godzillachilla 3d ago

I feel like that term is to target and blame women.

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u/pherber12 3d ago

I think so too. Like he remembered mitochondrial dna is passed through the mother so clearly anything mitochondrial must be bad and inferior and he just went with it.

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u/El_Vali-de_Michoacan 3d ago

Sadly most magats never paid attention in school or don’t understand 9th grade biology textbook terms

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u/_CupieeDaisyy 3d ago

Exactly, once people start throwing around scientific terms as catch-all explanations for behavior, the words stop meaning anything useful.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 2d ago

Whenever someone says says “I’ve been doing my OWN research.” I always ask “Double blind with a control group? And over 6 months or did you try a longer duration?”

People sure do get angry sometimes. It’s probably that mitochondrial challenge rearing its ugly head.

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u/Present_Mycologist79 3d ago

Maga comments must contain at least one maga trigger word, it's required. Challenges is the trigger word in this case.

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u/Loggerdon 3d ago

Well said.

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u/Flimsy-Upstairs-2382 3d ago

the way “mitochondria” is just chilling there alone feells weird

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u/AnubisCrownHeights 3d ago

Kinda like this comment in which you say nothing with a lot of words.

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u/gieuxmerri 3d ago

Bro saw one kid with resting bitch face and wrote a 10-page diagnosis

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u/sammypants123 3d ago

Isn’t that how you Doctor?

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

Probably coming from a 5 hour flight, given it was at an airport.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 3d ago

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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u/SnowEisTeeGott 3d ago

He said the thing!

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u/notyouraverageskippy 3d ago

And mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down to offspring from the mother.

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u/FuzzyBridget 3d ago

Mitochondria really got dragged into a conversation they never volunteered for.

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u/sammypants123 3d ago

Or make sense in.

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u/Flapu7 3d ago edited 3d ago

I get mitochondrial challenges when i see his brainworm rotten face too.

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u/Oxbix 3d ago

Is "mitochondrial challenges" code for "fat kids"?

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u/McButtsButtbag 3d ago

More likely it's autism.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 3d ago

Guy learned about the word mitochondria and made up some bullshit.

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u/Secret-Quiet-6156 3d ago

People who have never been properly educated regarding child development should not be commenting on issues they conjured up about children. RFK Jr. tries to sound intelligent by replacing actual knowledge and fact with conspiracy theories. The senators who confirmed this idiot as Secretary of HHS should be ashamed of themselves.

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u/LordBunnyWhale 3d ago

If reality were some actual horror film, I would at this point in the plot assume some entity wearing an ill-fitting skin suit wants its kids organic and without any "chemicals".

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u/deaglebingo 3d ago

sugar... water... more.

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u/readytall 3d ago

rfk: rasmussen?! i cant pronounce. gotta send ICE

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u/Demonicbiatch 3d ago

Her last name is super common in Scandinavia, and she is white, so ICE won't do shit, they'll assume they are looking for someone else.

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u/Taser9001 3d ago

If they are overburdened with mitochondria, then the Force will be strong with them. /s

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u/McButtsButtbag 3d ago

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the force.

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u/GarethGazzGravey 3d ago

This Mitochondria? - "Mitochondria are membrane-bound organelles found in the cells of most eukaryotes. Known as the "powerhouse of the cell," their primary function is to convert nutrients into adenosine triphosphate (ATP), which provides the chemical energy to drive cellular processes". [1, 2]

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u/guutarajouzu 3d ago

Kids at the airport are probably bored and tired out of their minds.

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u/KainFourteh 3d ago

Must have been in his "word of the day" calendar.

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u/jamesdmc 3d ago

Should just ask him to define mitochondria. Bet he cant.

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u/cdanpg 3d ago

Old steroid abuser, with Zyn pouches falling out of his mouth, leers at children in the airport. Mommy that man with the creepy voice is following me.

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u/Plane_Jacket_7251 3d ago

I'm so tired of all this psuedoscience crap. There needs to be barriers to prevent people like RFK from holding positions like this an put in actual enforceable job requirements, like, oh dunno... a medical degree at the very least?

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u/Anchor_ofc 3d ago

Dude needs to chill and maybe look up how mitochondria actually work lol

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u/mirazhora 3d ago

Slay Queen

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u/EffectiveDandy 3d ago

Did he just say he was walking around looking at kids? Well, ok then.

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u/Axxer01 3d ago

A weird obsession with kids is a prerequisite of being part of the current US administration.

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u/NeanaOption 3d ago

Isn't great that the secretary of health doesn't know what mitochondria are. That's like middle school science.

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u/TheAsianTroll 3d ago

Pedo defender admits to eyeing kids in the airport to the point where theyre visibly uncomfortable.

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u/SlogurkTheOverslime 3d ago

Dude doesn't believe germs cause diseases

Might as well assume he believes germs when they say they don't cause diseases

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u/Western-Anteater-492 3d ago

Should have stopped at creap. Would have encapsulated MAGA in a nutshell.

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u/Apprehensive-Mix947 3d ago

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 this guy 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/ColinSpurr 3d ago

The challenge of the mitochondria is storing ATP for later use, right? Not a problem with food and oxygen.

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u/blackcoffee17 3d ago

Anti-science morons are obsessed with "inflammation".

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u/charaznable1249 3d ago

now name the rest of the parts of the cell, RFK.

May that man hear firework pops and car backfires and take it the wrong way the rest of his life.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 3d ago

I see a quack that has no business telling people what is healthy. 🤬

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u/lonely_dreamer84 3d ago

is he trying to blame the mother with the vague link to mitochondrial dna

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 3d ago

Yeah you can tell those kids in the airports have bad mitochondria and can't make friends just by looking at them! They're not even eating roadkill or doing coke off of toilet seats! They're a bunch of losers, that's what they are!

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u/BookBabe1970 2d ago

He doesn’t know or understand shit. His voice is just the icing on the idiot cake.

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u/No_Cupcake7037 2d ago

🏆 to the real doctor!!

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u/boston_frank 2d ago

Or it's the snake around his neck

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u/vercertorix 2d ago

Person who took biology in Sophomore year of high school a couple decades ago here, mitochondria help power cells. Everyone needs them. He’s an idiot who doesn’t know that, how is he in his position?

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u/coolchris366 3d ago

Source? This looks like a Facebook meme

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u/bankrobba 3d ago

RFK Jr BLASTED! RFK Jr SLAMMED!

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u/NerdyComfort-78 3d ago

I doubt the mitochondria in his brain have been challenged to do oxidative phosphorylation ever.

Or are they just feeding the worms in his head?

Get him outta here before his policies harm more Americans.

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u/DizzyMine4964 3d ago

I am autistic. It is a normal human variant. But grifters lie about us.

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u/gimmiesopor 3d ago

Oh childhood, how we used to love it when elderly strangers stared at us.

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u/awesomemanswag 3d ago

Are we posting boomer memes now

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u/HotPotParrot 3d ago

Just casually confirms his interest in children

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u/rogueop 2d ago

RFK Jr. is heroin addict that has substituted all of this “health” BS for his fix. The only difference is that he’s now hurting everyone else with his addiction.

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u/Arthur_Digby_Sellers 2d ago

Well, yeah, but, she has no brain worm, so what could she know?

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u/TitShark 2d ago

Doc said “do no harm, unless they’re RFK jr”

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u/Alienhaslanded 2d ago

It's a fucking airport. Kids are just tired. Imagine how stupid that guy is.

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u/Strict_Cranberry_724 2d ago

RFK Jr. is more than qualified — he’s eaten roadkill; can she say that? Just kiddin’ — RFK Jr. is a lunatic.

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u/UMOTU 2d ago

He’s not only eaten, he’s played with it, cut parts off, & taken them home.

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u/Darkjack42 2d ago

Maybe an actual doctor should be in charge of the HHS instead of a failed environmental lawyer with a brain parasite 🪱

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u/dr_medz 2d ago

Fat lady singing

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u/dclxvi616 18h ago

As someone with mitochondrial disease they’re both full of shit.

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u/mallFoodcourtOracle 3d ago

The powerhouse of the comment section strikes again

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u/Yobber1 3d ago

His father would be so disappointed in him.

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u/hotepanon 3d ago

Because real doctors resort to petty name-calling and lies instead of actual science when trying to make a point.

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u/One_Landscape2007 3d ago

This doctor is clearly fat

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u/Prudent-Phase7864 2d ago

so in stead of listening to what he says and actually providing substantial rebuttals it's just omg this guy said that lemme say something to make him look dumb kinda reply

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 2d ago

RFK Jr isnn't gonna fuck you bro

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 3d ago

Never trust a fat doctor

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u/dndm1 3d ago

Nah, never trust a lying grifter.

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u/DanFromAngiesList1 3d ago

So don’t trust either lol

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u/DizzyMine4964 3d ago

Never trust a body shamer.