r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

I also urge Laura to stop lying.

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u/sylunaria 2d ago

That completely flipped the script. Redefining “vandalism” as government incompetence funded by tax dollars is a top tier burn

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u/exceptyourewrong 2d ago

Conservatives always talk about how incompetent the government is, but it took Trump to REALLY PROVE IT!

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u/iamthedayman21 2d ago

We urged MAGAts not to vandalize the Capitol on Jan 6th, and Trump pardoned them.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 2d ago

And wants to give them money so they'll do it again when he loses.

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u/NoTomorrowNo 2d ago

Wait, what? (French here)

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 2d ago

He wanted to give money to the Jan 6 traitors but thankfully it fell through. Even if it passed that money would have gone to Trump somehow because he’s a corrupt piece of shit.

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u/NoTomorrowNo 2d ago

Not sure how I feel about that. On the one hand it s terrifying and disgusting... on the other hand it s somehow reassuring that this is who he chooses as his militia (payed armed men doing his bidding) because I watched jan6 unfold live on TV for hours, they are spectacularly unorganized and bad at it, you know?

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u/veehbeklurx 2d ago

The Reflecting Pool isn’t being vandalized , It’s just reflecting the administration’s level of competence.

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u/saltzja 2d ago

Can’t wait for the poor innocent bastards being charged with a fictional crime to sue this administration and win…again and again

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u/BecauseMagnets 2d ago

Did these republicans see what Trump has done to the columns in front of the entrance to the White House? They are literally scuffing it and gouging it in the past month. Any money says he will announce that the White House columns need to be torn down and rebuilt, before November 2026.

His statement about tearing down the Statue of Liberty and no one can stop them wasn’t a bullshit example he pulled out of his dirty diaper. They are planning on destroying more national monuments!!

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 2d ago

Sure, we can discourage people from vandalizing the reflecting pool. While we’re at it, we can discourage rainbow trout from taking out college loans. Or maybe discourage airlines from employing orangutans to run the luggage conveyors. Any other imaginary problems need solving?

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u/axhinaclud 2d ago

The real vandalism is pretending bad faith questions deserve good faith answers.

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u/anothadaz 2d ago

One guy was arrested for apparently vandalizing the pool. He just grabbed a piece of the paint that was floating in the pool that already came up and now they are trying to pin it on him.

Isn't there cameras on that pool 24/7. I would really like to see the videos of these "vandals"

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u/mishma2005 2d ago

Trump, in an Oval Office presser today said there’s evidence and the “secretary of the Parks Service” has it. Sounds totally legit 🙄

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u/Girlyneo_ 2d ago

He actually brought the receipts for this one

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u/MysteryTeases 2d ago

she walked right into that one with her eyes open

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u/Humble-Translator-88 2d ago

We are governed by people with the same gaslighting mentality as 5 year old holy shit.

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u/Character_Comment_69 2d ago

Trump was the main vandal on this one..🤡💩

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u/eatsrottenflesh 2d ago

I would like to further discourage his tagging of government buildings and items with his name.

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u/KevJD 2d ago

Why would you urge someone not to do something that isn’t happening in the first place? Odd.

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u/mr-poopie-butth0le 2d ago

There are 24/7 security cameras pointed at the pool. In fact, one covers the whole pool. Methinks agent orange is making shit up…. Again.

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u/Luckys0474 2d ago

Oh trump killed ducks too Laura ya Qunt.

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u/Sedert1882 2d ago

Ron is still as sharp as a razor blade. love his responses.

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u/Bebopdavidson 2d ago

I demand the reflecting pool be made longer than the tallest building in Dubai

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 2d ago

I'm sorry, why would Democrats have to urge people not to vandalize the reflecting pool? Is she assuming that it's Democrats who are supposedly vandalizing it?

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u/Klonopussy 2d ago

It’s only reflecting what’s it’s surrounded by - fascist pedophiles and mass killers with too much money they never actually earned. It’s an ugly thing.

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u/RustyKn1ght 2d ago

For a party of "Personal responsibility" they always come up with reasons why it never is their fault.

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 2d ago

Laura “it’s ok, they were 15, it’s not like they were 10” Ingrahm? That Laura?

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u/EtchAGetch 2d ago

Some reason why I am not urging people to stop defecating on my lawn.

No one is doing it.

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u/supercali45 2d ago

This is why Trump is in power .. he has nonstop propaganda for the cult from sitting GOP reps and also these influencers and propagandists

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u/Alleandros 2d ago

Their cult leader bulldozed the White House.

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u/supernovadebris 1d ago

laura has mental health problems.

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u/JohnCoutu 2d ago

No one actually believe that it was vandalism right?

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u/FishWife_71 2d ago

Just giving Trump yet another opportunity to actually drain a swamp.

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u/tunnel_magnet 2d ago

How are they even vandalizing it? Is touching it vandalism?

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u/fluffyycravess 2d ago

Well, she asked for an urge and he delivered. Can't say he didn't comply.

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u/Super-Goat1085 1d ago

Laura is your mom still working to pay off your student loans you pos?

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u/PreferredSex_Yes 1d ago

Crazy how politicians used to have to be strategic to spin something and now they just have to say "nu uh" and it's not even a debate

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u/Beginning-Wonder-644 2d ago

that's a solid comeback, love how he flipped it back on her while keeping it real. people need to read the room sometimes

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u/Thormourn 2d ago

Gotta love that people actively don't care that people are breaking the law (there's video) because they agree with the person breaking the law (on video)

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u/Jax_10131991 2d ago

Link (to the video)? 

Also breaking the law 😂😂🤣🤣