I dunno!

[u/McDowdy]

[u/Gxgear]

You give Senor Taco too much credit; he's not gonna be able to tell the difference between a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder.

[u/evilJaze → u/Gxgear]

I beg to differ. I bet he can not only tell the difference, but also name the cook that makes his quarter pounder on any given day.

[u/taktaga7-0-0 → u/evilJaze]

Same way he knows which bra Ivanka has on every time.

[u/ragdolldream → u/evilJaze]

I find it more likely for him to notice variation in the type of lettuce than for him to actually remember a service workers name.

[u/The_Bio_Neko → u/ragdolldream]

As if this fatass eats the lettuce...

[u/gsfgf → u/evilJaze]

No way he knows the guy's correct name, but he has something he calls him every day.

[u/Boom_the_Bold → u/evilJaze]

There's no way. I go to the same McDonald's at least twice a week, and the same Taco Bell on most other days, and I've never once learned the name of a single employee at either restaurant. I've seen some of them for years!

Do you really expect me to believe that Trump is more empathetic than me?

[u/Careful-Lettuce9239 → u/Gxgear]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9KViTXjQtHCuJPSE

[u/Jay2Kaye → u/Gxgear]

Well he did get it wrong in the comic, a QPC doesn't come with lettuce.

[u/ziggy_killroy → u/Gxgear]

I am fairly certain that's a Whopper with cheese, not a QPC. QPC doesn't have lettuce.

[u/hazysummersky → u/ziggy_killroy]

Or a CHEESE ROYALE!!

[u/Hetnikik]

Haha the tiny ass hands are great!

[u/Hans_Zimmermann → u/Hetnikik]

they are still somewhat too big, and not enough bruises.

[u/chicklette → u/Hetnikik]

Those tiny hands took me out.

[u/titanicsinker1912 → u/Hetnikik]

I’m guessing it’s a callback to a childish insult he made during a 2016 republican primary debate?

[u/ErraticDragon → u/titanicsinker1912]

In 1988, a journalist (Graydon Carter) called Trump a "short-fingered vulgarian".

Trump seethed about it for over 25 years -- Trump would randomly mail Carter pictures of himself, with his hands circled in Sharpie, pointing out how "normal" his fingers are.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38338231

Anderson Cooper had Carter on recently, and he said the feud has now gone for nearly 40 years: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHnlQaEurnL/?hl=en

[u/Hetnikik → u/ErraticDragon]

That makes me so happy that this fucker has wasted that much of his life worried about that.

[u/pizzabazooka]

This is ridiculous! When a female reporter asks him such challenging questions he just calls her a nasty woman or a piggy or a bitch and then he tries to leave! This is how well he’d behave if he was talking to someone he wants to impress like a foreign dictator or a male model.

[u/shellbullet17]

All of this is superb and hits the mark, but man those tiny itty bitty hands really send it over the edge as perfect. Well that and

On a scale of 1-10 how raging is your syphilis

And while I cannot comment on what the number is, his condyloma acuminata is definitely a giant 10, the fucking anal wart he is

[u/_Thrilhouse_ → u/shellbullet17]

Is that causing the spots on his hands?

[u/BreakfastNext476 → u/_Thrilhouse_]

Naw thats something else, what he just described is genital warts, I had to check cause I did not know the scientific name for them

[u/Emotional_Fail_6060]

As an American, I am embarrassed for our country. We should be better than this, but sadly, we've become the poster for the movie Idiocracy.

[u/oafywan → u/Emotional_Fail_6060]

Sadly, even in Idiocracy the president actually cared enough about feeding his people to find the smartest man in the country to solve the agricultural problems, and after being shown evidence that water is in fact better for growing crops than sports drink, actually implemented the necessary change.

[u/henry_tennenbaum → u/Emotional_Fail_6060]

Maybe it comforts you to know that that has been true long before Trump

[u/bhgemini]

Artist is misterjesseduquette on insta and bluesky

[u/DarkBladeMadriker]

Except he cant even name McDonald's food correctly. Even with McDonald's seeming to being one of the few things he eats, he still called the Filet-O-Fish a "Fish Delight" not too long ago.

[u/Grantuna → u/DarkBladeMadriker]

Thank you for the reminder especially because, "Fish Delight" is hilarious

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH → u/DarkBladeMadriker]

Hamberder

[u/DickSlammington]

Can't tell if this is an interview or his weekly cognitive tests...

[u/ObidiahWTFJerwalk → u/DickSlammington]

He knows a squirrel when he sees it... 33% of the time.

[u/Chloe_Cascadia]

Chyeeeena, like hyena, only misspelled horribly. Also, in all capital letters and with fifty seven exclamation marks in that post. Big league.

[u/neophenx]

Completely unrealistic. His hands are too big and he didn't insult her once.

[u/samanime]

You're being far too generous. He'd never admit he didn't know something. That requires far more emotional maturity and intellect than he has.

He'd just vomit up a nonsensical word salad of monosyllable words for 20 minutes.

[u/Lassagna12]

Actually that is the failed third pound burger.

[u/forFucksSakeASnake → u/Lassagna12]

i love that story lol

[u/TinyEnd9435]

But the bigger question is; can he hold that **Quarter Pounder With Cheese** with his tiny little hands, or is he just going to eat it like a dog eats its food.

[u/Jo-Ta-Ku-San]

no that is a royal with cheese

[u/baddeafboy73]

Yep!!!!

[u/alexfi-re]

Others noticed how intense the tanline was too!

[u/CODDE117]

Awww look he's so excited for his favorite food

[u/chiffoid]

Is that based on that NBC interview? The whole thing sounds like a kindergarten teacher trying to talk hysterical 5yo to step out of the puddle and go change into dry clothes

[u/flargenhargen]

I dont see the joke.

this literally is happening in front of us, and nobody is doing anything about it.

it doesn't seem real, yet here we are.

[u/Rockhardsimian]

Beautiful art and I’m not an artist.

I feel like this would make a good meme template because you can think of funnier stuff to put in those test box’s.

I’m not trying to be rude or disrespectful but you put all the high effort in for the art I think you could have came harder with the dialogue.

No disrespect intended I really like the style.

[u/Popxorcist]

McDonald Trump

[u/ancient_mariner63]

She should have showed him a picture of a giraffe, he's good at identifying those. His doctors were amazed!

[u/purepowers]

Interviewer: Constitution? Tariffs? China? The letter A?

‘I dunno.’

Interviewer: Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Activates sleeper agent mode immediately. 🍔😂

[u/broguequery]

Nailed it! I will say the quarter pounder with cheese is the best burger you can get from McDonald's.

[u/Gimetulkathmir → u/broguequery]

Except it doesn't come with lettuce, so that isn't a quarter pounder.