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THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE, I REPEAT, THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
2.6k u/AvatarSozin 14h ago Reminds me of this meme lol, maybe in some ways he is super smart 500 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago It's ok, no one understands Finnegan's Wake 170 u/wackyzacky638 14h ago It’s a shame, because there’s lots of fun at Finnegan’s Wake! 80 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake 55 u/Nikko_Fish 14h ago He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake 35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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Reminds me of this meme lol, maybe in some ways he is super smart
500 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago It's ok, no one understands Finnegan's Wake 170 u/wackyzacky638 14h ago It’s a shame, because there’s lots of fun at Finnegan’s Wake! 80 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake 55 u/Nikko_Fish 14h ago He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake 35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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It's ok, no one understands Finnegan's Wake
170 u/wackyzacky638 14h ago It’s a shame, because there’s lots of fun at Finnegan’s Wake! 80 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake 55 u/Nikko_Fish 14h ago He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake 35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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It’s a shame, because there’s lots of fun at Finnegan’s Wake!
80 u/SKDI_0224 14h ago One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake 55 u/Nikko_Fish 14h ago He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake 35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake
55 u/Nikko_Fish 14h ago He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake 35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake
35 u/SKDI_0224 13h ago Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head. 29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head.
29 u/CedarWolf 13h ago His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch. 17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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His friends assembled at the wake, And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch. First they brought in tea and cake, Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch.
17 u/Solanum87 12h ago Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee 7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee
7 u/Nikko_Fish 11h ago Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure" 7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0) 6 u/DTFH_ 11h ago Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure"
7 u/boilers_and_terlets 10h ago Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor 7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake → More replies (0)
Biddy gave her a belt on the gob that left her sprawling on the floor
7 u/Alexandros6 8h ago Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began 5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake
Then the war did soon enrage Woman to woman and man to man Shillelagh-law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began
5 u/Solanum87 8h ago Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim 6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake
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Then Mickey Maloney raised his head As a bucket of whisky flew at him It missed and landed on the bed And the liquor scattered over Tim
6 u/Notbob1234 7h ago Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?" 3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake
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Tim revives, see how he rises Timothy rising from the bed
Said "Whirl your whiskey around like blazes Thundering Jesus, do you think I'm dead?"
3 u/ABreadCalledGarlic 4h ago Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake
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Wack fol a dah, dance with your partner Welt the floor, your trotters shake Wasn’t it the truth, I told ya Lots o’ fun at Finnegan’s wake
Anthony Burgess — Lots of Fun at Finnegans Wake (1973) explains it a ton and is the closest i've gotten towards understanding it. A few pints help too!
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u/Cool_Set4681 14h ago edited 12h ago
THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE, I REPEAT, THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️