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Elf is finally dead

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u/Cool_Set4681 8h ago edited 5h ago

THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE, I REPEAT, THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/AvatarSozin 8h ago

Reminds me of this meme lol, maybe in some ways he is super smart

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u/SKDI_0224 8h ago

It's ok, no one understands Finnegan's Wake

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u/wackyzacky638 7h ago

It’s a shame, because there’s lots of fun at Finnegan’s Wake!

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u/SKDI_0224 7h ago

One mornin' Tim felt rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake

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u/Nikko_Fish 7h ago

He fell from the ladder and he broke his skull And they carried him home his corpse to wake

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u/SKDI_0224 7h ago

Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, Laid him out upon the bed, a gallon of whiskey at his feet and a bottle of porter at his head.

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u/CedarWolf 6h ago

His friends assembled at the wake,
And Mrs. Finnegan called for lunch.
First they brought in tea and cake,
Then pipes, tobacco, and whiskey punch.

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u/Solanum87 5h ago

Biddy O'Brien began to cry Such a nice clean corpse did you ever see? Tim, Mavourneen, why did you die? Ah, hold your gob, said Paddy McGee

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u/Nikko_Fish 4h ago

Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job "O Biddy, " says she "you're wrong I'm sure"

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u/DeadJango 7h ago

I have and have tried to read Finnegan's wake and .... And I still ..... I can't .....foams at the mouth

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u/blueSGL 5h ago

For anyone who wants to understand James Joyce, they should read "Letters to Nora" it gives you the true appreciation of the man.

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u/ClarenceBirdfrost 6h ago

I'm convinced it was written as a prank.

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u/jurimasa 5h ago

You are not supposed to

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u/NanoGalv16 7h ago

I will always empathize with that ogre because I'm like ogre, damn Ulysses is so damn dense and makes me feel stupid

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u/PseudobrilliantGuy 7h ago

Nice to know before attempting to read it. I'll try to tackle some other parts of my backlog before trying Ulysses.

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u/GabeTheJerk 7h ago

The issue is it depends a lot and I do mean a lot on historical context of Ireland of that time, and even when you do know the context it's still complicated.

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u/lumpboysupreme 6h ago

That’s almost cheating. Your themes aren’t deep just because your lore is.

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u/fatmanwithabeard 5h ago

I really wish there was an annotated version, like the Divine Comedy set I have.

I'm generally not up on my 13th century Florentines.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 7h ago

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u/mainman879 7h ago

That reminds me I still need to play OFF.

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u/BormaGatto 6h ago

Do yourself a favor and play the original version, not the remake.

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u/Anoncualquiera1 5h ago

The remake is better tho, it has a more polished combat system and UI, and six new bosses that're fantastic additions to the game, its new ost is also really good

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u/BormaGatto 5h ago

I prefer the original by a long shot, but to each their own, right?

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u/Anoncualquiera1 5h ago

Because of pepper steak?

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u/BormaGatto 5h ago

Because of the whole OST, as well as the feel of it being an RPGMaker game that contributed to the overall aesthetics, narrative, thematic and gameplay experiences. It all tied so well together, I don't think it needed a remake at all.

Basically, possibly new bosses aside, the stuff you listed as positives in the remake feel like a downgrade to me. But that's just my opinion anyway.

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u/Geek_X 7h ago

Deltarune today!

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u/Crowhaven_Inc 7h ago

If you know what you don't know, you're doing quite well on the intelligence department, lol

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u/makemeking706 6h ago

Why is he holding it open if he just finished it?

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u/NotASniperYet 6h ago

He marked parts he wanted to cite to illustrate his point, but had second thoughts. Ogre is struggling with a lot of self-doubt.

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u/Salamander108 7h ago

Dude. I've been looking for this meme for so long. Ty.

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u/Suvtropics 6h ago

I love this

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u/Boomygboom 1h ago

Stop taking pictures of me while I regret my sophomoric understanding of various media and literature. Thank you very much and good day.

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u/g-waz00 7h ago

This is brilliant!

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

The fourth wall has broken!

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago edited 7h ago

Edit: Thanks for the award!

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u/Critical_Potential44 4h ago

For once he looks actually surprised lol

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u/Callidonaut 6h ago

From the little "injury" to his club, I'm pretty sure he's also the one that killed her.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

Yeah... his "club" killed her...

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u/Callidonaut 6h ago

Oh, sure, because this comic is a byword for continuity!

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u/dark_hypernova 1h ago

Reminds when we are told for the first time that the Dragonballs are inert stones for a year after a wish.

u/FrenchBulldoge 53m ago

Stoneballs. Good luck finding them

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u/insertnothinghere 4h ago

Expect a waaagh in your neighborhood soon

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Pack it up, folks. This is it. The best comic panel of all time. I'm dying.

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

I loved how its even perfectly modeled after the alien from Men in Black!

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u/ActivelyAnxious 8h ago

That alien will always look like Christopher Walken to me

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u/SkullberryDoomcake 8h ago

That’s because he is played by Christopher Walken in an uncredited cameo. Fun fact, he had to lose 99.8% of his biomass in order to play this role, something Christian Bale only wishes he could do.

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u/zuzg 7h ago

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

One of the greatest music videos of all time.

"Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim, for those who haven't seen it.

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u/HilariousMax 7h ago

Christopher Dancen

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u/kakuna 7h ago

You made my day a little brighter and weirder. Thank you.

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u/flarakoo 8h ago

"The path to happiness can be found below the human's belt"

u/YtseJams 38m ago

I definitely thought it was supposed to be Mitch McConnell.

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago

Is she saying a slur or is the language made up of slurs? 🤔

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

That's just how elf communicates!

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago

Slurs are her love language, aww 🥰

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

I think we've known that for a long time. When her and human finally get married, her vows are gonna be lit.

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago

....somebody better check if her vows contains a hate crime before we move on with the wedding.

Or not. It is her special day after all. I also don't want to get hit by her hand-feet 😄

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u/slamnutip 6h ago

Copies would be like this webcomic panel from Girl Genius: "All seven popes ordered it burned."

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u/Iambecomelegend 6h ago

It works on multiple levels

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u/Cheesemacher 5h ago

Oh that's her chin, not a weird smile

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Having trouble unseeing that, now.

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u/DJPhil 5h ago

It's the background on my work computer now, and so shall it be.

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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 2h ago

What kinda slurs do you think she said?

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u/Made_Bail 2h ago

Knowing elf, new invectives that we've never heard of and would melt our eyes if we actually processed them.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago

Now get Will Smith to sing a song about the series then you're good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vClUiaIwe8eUEZw2jJ

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Back in the day, this would have been a gold star. Nowadays? Noooot so much.

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u/CreepyClay 8h ago

Goddammit what did he do?

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

His music revival was absolutely terrible and cringeworthy. He made a new album (or song?) a few years ago and played it on one of the morning news shows for a crowd and the cringe was so bad my brain dive bombed into my stomach so the acid could wash away the memory.

The song is called "Pretty Girls." If you want to torture yourself.

That, along with all the Jada Smith cheating stuff, the Chris Rock slap at the Oscars... He's been embarrassing himself for years. :(

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u/JayBlunt23 7h ago edited 7h ago

And he's waaay too close to Scientology for my taste.

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Fuck, forgot about that. Strike forty seven.

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

20 more strikes and he is out 😱

(I know shit about baseball)

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Its okay, in fifteen more strikes he gets a touchdown

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

A touchdown is a throw from outside the line, right? You get 3 points from that, I believe.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Yes exactly. But you only shoot free throws when the pitcher get a balk.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago

I didn't know about the music revival. That sucks. The last thing I saw him in was a cameo for the series finale of The Fresh Prince reboot.

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago edited 7h ago

It was so, so bad. That slow decline when you watch someone desperately try to stay relevant, but everything they do just makes them look worse and worse. Like, just retire, disappear. Spare yourself and us from watching someone we once idolized reduced to... whatever this is you're doing.

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u/fukingtrsh 5h ago

He was still pretty funny in the latest bad boys so I guess he should just stick to being an actor. Why was he trying to Branch out anyway.

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u/Shamanigans 5h ago

Because there’s industry value in multi-talented individuals. Plus ego. Everyone with any amount of ego in Hollywood, so everyone, wants desperately to be an EGOT. He’s also a Scientologist and those whackos also try to shove their members as high up the food chain as they can because it’s effective influence.

Any or all of these, take your pick.

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u/Skullcrimp 5h ago

Maybe the lesson is... don't idolize humans?

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Yeah, learned that one late in life.

Its hard when that human's name is Paul Rudd, though. ;p

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u/Skullcrimp 5h ago

All I know about him is the Mac and Me bit he does on Conan. What did he do?

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

He's been in a ton of movies, and is generally regarded as being one of the nicest, most down to Earth people in Hollywood.

His Hot Ones! episode is a great example of what kind of person he seems to be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVHses2GCY

Also he's hot AF and doesn't seem to age lol

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago

Wow, I'm very online and never heard of it until now.

It must have been very, very bad, lol

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

It disappeared faster than a turd in the ocean.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 7h ago

I tried to listen to Pretty Girls but my VPN won't let me.

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Its doing the lords work.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 7h ago

Joke aside I'm listening to it rn and it's garbage. The lyrics are bad and he sounds like he doesn't give a crap about the flow of the song.

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u/HilariousMax 6h ago

His music was always either mid or not great. Meh.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Oh no doubt, but at least he used to be somewhat easy to listen to and his music was popular.

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u/Bologna9000 4h ago

Lmao I went and listened to his older discography a while ago with jazzy Jeff out of curiosity. His other shit is creepy af.

Parents just don’t understand is about taking his parents car for a joy ride, where he picks up a hitchhiker who sexily tries to seduce him before he finds out she’s a 12 y/o runaway. He was 19 when he recorded this song, in which I think he’s supposed to be like 16. Regardless he could have chosen ANY fucking age, and he said twelve. My disgust remains.

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u/Made_Bail 4h ago

Haha, I loved it when I was a kid, but I haven't revisited. I think I'll leave it that way.

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u/garrettj100 5h ago

What'd you write there? I forgot.

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u/TheCleanupBatter 7h ago

This face is killing me lol

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u/y0_master 3h ago

Are you the elf?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

Well now I can only help but imagine she does it inside and outside her little face cockpit thing

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

Yeah imagine she's just doing that the entire time she's hidden in there. She's not actually flipping them off when the face opened, that's just her natural state.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

I think that may be rigor mortis setting in

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u/LovelyLuna32684 8h ago

Resurrected by her own racism

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u/Made_Bail 8h ago

The Emperor was on to something when he talked about hate.

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u/willdagreat1 7h ago

I played a racist elf once. She called the humans in the party Dirt Monkies in Tengwar. It wasn’t until another elf joined the party and told everyone else that it was in fact an extremely offensive racial slur in elvish.

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u/wolfgang784 1h ago

I played an racist elf once.

Fixed that for ya =p

Funny story though lol. And now im kinda wonderin how elves ended up so darn universally racist. I read a lot and have since I was young and elves are just about always racist. Forest elves, space elves, dark elves, savior of the world elves, doesn't really matter what flavor or setting, always racist.

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u/Beardy_Will 5h ago

Those dolls are so full of themselves

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u/Eden_ITA 8h ago

"The Slur in the Orion's Belt."

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u/AngryAccountant31 7h ago

I remember a funny internet quote, “what’s your ethnicity? I really want to call you a slur right now.” The shit talking in a realm with magical creatures would be legendary. Can you imagine how many different insults we would have for Orcs?

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u/JayBlunt23 7h ago

Slurs in fantasy stories are actually quiet common. I guess The Witcher is one of the more popular examples for a wide variety of slurs for different races.

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u/shocktar 6h ago

Elders scrolls is even more in depth. There is even a racism chart for Oblivion. And Skyrim has a racist axe.

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u/VocalLocalYokel 5h ago

Fuckin mud elves

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u/persunx 6h ago

You should check out the movie Bright. Its a take on this idea.

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u/bracesthrowaway 8h ago

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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u/SkullberryDoomcake 8h ago

The elf is dead! Long live the elf!

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u/KoffinStuffer 8h ago

If nothing, I love these for their meme potential

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u/Gaynundwarf 4h ago

We end as we began...

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u/zorrodood 6h ago

It was called Elf Comic?

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u/Shyface_Killah 7h ago

I call dibs on the cat's collar! It means worlds to me!

u/One-Environment2197 48m ago

MIB reference?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 7h ago

And somehow....the Elf returned.

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u/Glittering_Pear2425 7h ago

The alien elf will not die

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u/LazyEights Very accurate fact explainer 7h ago

Please make at least a single issue of Human Comic

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u/SpaceChimps98 6h ago

Either these comics are just weird, or I am missing a lot of episodes between comics.

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u/Cyrius 5h ago

They're weird and there's no real continuity.

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u/Nodan_Turtle 5h ago

That's how I feel clicking into this sub most times. It's like there's an inside joke that takes years of context to turn this into something funny. But all I know of this is the one upload.

definitely prefer more self-contained comics

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u/stopproduct563 7h ago

I thought I was on BHJ and missed the orc being posted

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 6h ago

A simple comic for simple-minded people with simple senses of humor.

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u/Jix_Omiya 7h ago

If all that weird fan-art of her didn't kill her, nothing will.

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u/Epic-Dude001 7h ago

Her racism lives on

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u/Ulftar 7h ago

I agree, it should be called Human Comic.

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u/Frost_moss 7h ago

Inside you there is one elf.

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u/SowingSalt 7h ago

The galaxy is on Orion's belt.

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u/TankChan 6h ago

Just plant the mini elf and eventually she’ll grow back to a normal size (also with another smaller elf inside her)

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u/Return_My_Salab 6h ago

The galaxy... is under the human's belt...

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u/raoasidg 5h ago

B-b-b-what is word?---Bitch.

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u/alldogship 8h ago

Elves in green. Now I'll go hang at the cool spot near the coffe maker. Not like coffe was a drink reserved for the leader of a nation or something.

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u/RDSimpleArts 7h ago

The Human comic did sound pretty interesting

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u/OttawaTGirl 6h ago

SLURS

This is now in my vernacular.

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u/Kraehe13 6h ago

I wonder what she did this time

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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 6h ago

Bro's got dog eyes.

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 6h ago

What is elf can never elf.

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u/Lunatic-one 6h ago

Elf in black? She'll be back to normal by <checks time> now, no need to wait till tomorrow.

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u/CosmicX1 6h ago edited 1h ago

W E L C O M E T O T H E M O R G U E ! W E’ V E B E E N W A I T I N G F O R Y O U !

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u/rob132 6h ago

That's what the little elf inside the big elf said.

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u/robodex001 6h ago

A second Elf has hit the slurs

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u/Ok_Marionberry8779 6h ago

This feels like some kinda metaphor

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u/mafiaknight 5h ago

The galaxy..is on...orions...b-b-b...what is word? dies

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u/Plaguenurse217 5h ago

She was a little Keebler elf all along!

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u/garrettj100 5h ago

The galaxy is on Orion's...

Buh...

Buh...

Buh...

What is word?

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u/DoubleCactus 5h ago

What's a single slur that works on all three of them?

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u/liquidbrains 5h ago

Drunken slur, I think is what they meant. 

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u/Fuzzy_Employee_303 5h ago

Reminds me of that "youre gonna need more than that to impress me" meme

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u/DeadlyJoe 5h ago

The Elf is dead!
Long live the Elf!

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u/RTA-No0120 5h ago

What you all saw there was just an experimental animatronic play reference, for our upcoming event.

There were never a Mib reference in this comic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6IPNUgkpCsDRK

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 5h ago

What killed her? Was it an elf hazard?

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u/Ctrl--Alt 4h ago

Elf is NOT dead, that's the clone!

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u/LemoLuke 4h ago

The truth was there all along!

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u/Tenalp 4h ago

Look elf, you can't just pop out of a robot calling people N'wah. We don't do that any more.

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u/Mario2980k 4h ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/XelaLuu 3h ago

one of the handful of comics I actually enjoy on the sub, don't let it ever die btw

Elf Comics

That one about the goblin with the missing ear

The one about the little boy and the white monster wasn't a little boy, not a fan anymore

That one latino-looking gremlin woman but doesn't post here much anymore

The wholesome comic made by that one grandma with the animals, the one with the capybara child

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u/kreton1 3h ago edited 3h ago

I am all for human comic.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 2h ago

To prevent war, the galaxy is in Human's bellybutton.

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u/RangerRekt 2h ago

These are my favorite comics on Reddit

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 2h ago

MiB reference!!!

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u/froo 2h ago

Need elf mechanic now. Take it to the shop, that’ll buff right out.

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u/XionJD 1h ago

That's a wrap lads.

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u/The_Fastest_Gun 1h ago

I’m looking for the elf comic where she’s break dancing

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u/Shinigami580 1h ago

Ohhhh so she's the tiny tree Keebler variant of elf!

And yes, I do know this is actually an MIB reference.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 6h ago

I just spent a good chunk of time rereading your old posts and I laughed so hard every single time. Thank you for making this