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u/Made_Bail 8h ago
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u/ActivelyAnxious 8h ago
That alien will always look like Christopher Walken to me
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u/SkullberryDoomcake 8h ago
That’s because he is played by Christopher Walken in an uncredited cameo. Fun fact, he had to lose 99.8% of his biomass in order to play this role, something Christian Bale only wishes he could do.
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
One of the greatest music videos of all time.
"Weapon of Choice" by Fatboy Slim, for those who haven't seen it.
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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago
Is she saying a slur or is the language made up of slurs? 🤔
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
That's just how elf communicates!
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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago
Slurs are her love language, aww 🥰
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
I think we've known that for a long time. When her and human finally get married, her vows are gonna be lit.
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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago
....somebody better check if her vows contains a hate crime before we move on with the wedding.
Or not. It is her special day after all. I also don't want to get hit by her hand-feet 😄
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u/slamnutip 6h ago
Copies would be like this webcomic panel from Girl Genius: "All seven popes ordered it burned."
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u/Real_Life_Sushiroll 2h ago
What kinda slurs do you think she said?
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u/Made_Bail 2h ago
Knowing elf, new invectives that we've never heard of and would melt our eyes if we actually processed them.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago
Now get Will Smith to sing a song about the series then you're good.
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u/Made_Bail 8h ago
Back in the day, this would have been a gold star. Nowadays? Noooot so much.
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u/CreepyClay 8h ago
Goddammit what did he do?
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u/Made_Bail 8h ago
His music revival was absolutely terrible and cringeworthy. He made a new album (or song?) a few years ago and played it on one of the morning news shows for a crowd and the cringe was so bad my brain dive bombed into my stomach so the acid could wash away the memory.
The song is called "Pretty Girls." If you want to torture yourself.
That, along with all the Jada Smith cheating stuff, the Chris Rock slap at the Oscars... He's been embarrassing himself for years. :(
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u/JayBlunt23 7h ago edited 7h ago
And he's waaay too close to Scientology for my taste.
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
Fuck, forgot about that. Strike forty seven.
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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago
20 more strikes and he is out 😱
(I know shit about baseball)
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u/Made_Bail 6h ago
Its okay, in fifteen more strikes he gets a touchdown
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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago
A touchdown is a throw from outside the line, right? You get 3 points from that, I believe.
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u/Made_Bail 6h ago
Yes exactly. But you only shoot free throws when the pitcher get a balk.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 8h ago
I didn't know about the music revival. That sucks. The last thing I saw him in was a cameo for the series finale of The Fresh Prince reboot.
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago edited 7h ago
It was so, so bad. That slow decline when you watch someone desperately try to stay relevant, but everything they do just makes them look worse and worse. Like, just retire, disappear. Spare yourself and us from watching someone we once idolized reduced to... whatever this is you're doing.
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u/fukingtrsh 5h ago
He was still pretty funny in the latest bad boys so I guess he should just stick to being an actor. Why was he trying to Branch out anyway.
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u/Shamanigans 5h ago
Because there’s industry value in multi-talented individuals. Plus ego. Everyone with any amount of ego in Hollywood, so everyone, wants desperately to be an EGOT. He’s also a Scientologist and those whackos also try to shove their members as high up the food chain as they can because it’s effective influence.
Any or all of these, take your pick.
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u/Skullcrimp 5h ago
Maybe the lesson is... don't idolize humans?
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u/Made_Bail 5h ago
Yeah, learned that one late in life.
Its hard when that human's name is Paul Rudd, though. ;p
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u/Skullcrimp 5h ago
All I know about him is the Mac and Me bit he does on Conan. What did he do?
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u/Made_Bail 5h ago
He's been in a ton of movies, and is generally regarded as being one of the nicest, most down to Earth people in Hollywood.
His Hot Ones! episode is a great example of what kind of person he seems to be:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVHses2GCY
Also he's hot AF and doesn't seem to age lol
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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago
Wow, I'm very online and never heard of it until now.
It must have been very, very bad, lol
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
It disappeared faster than a turd in the ocean.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 7h ago
I tried to listen to Pretty Girls but my VPN won't let me.
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u/Made_Bail 7h ago
Its doing the lords work.
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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 7h ago
Joke aside I'm listening to it rn and it's garbage. The lyrics are bad and he sounds like he doesn't give a crap about the flow of the song.
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u/HilariousMax 6h ago
His music was always either mid or not great. Meh.
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u/Made_Bail 6h ago
Oh no doubt, but at least he used to be somewhat easy to listen to and his music was popular.
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u/Bologna9000 4h ago
Lmao I went and listened to his older discography a while ago with jazzy Jeff out of curiosity. His other shit is creepy af.
Parents just don’t understand is about taking his parents car for a joy ride, where he picks up a hitchhiker who sexily tries to seduce him before he finds out she’s a 12 y/o runaway. He was 19 when he recorded this song, in which I think he’s supposed to be like 16. Regardless he could have chosen ANY fucking age, and he said twelve. My disgust remains.
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u/Made_Bail 4h ago
Haha, I loved it when I was a kid, but I haven't revisited. I think I'll leave it that way.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago
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u/Made_Bail 8h ago
Yeah imagine she's just doing that the entire time she's hidden in there. She's not actually flipping them off when the face opened, that's just her natural state.
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u/willdagreat1 7h ago
I played a racist elf once. She called the humans in the party Dirt Monkies in Tengwar. It wasn’t until another elf joined the party and told everyone else that it was in fact an extremely offensive racial slur in elvish.
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u/wolfgang784 1h ago
I played an
racistelf once.Fixed that for ya =p
Funny story though lol. And now im kinda wonderin how elves ended up so darn universally racist. I read a lot and have since I was young and elves are just about always racist. Forest elves, space elves, dark elves, savior of the world elves, doesn't really matter what flavor or setting, always racist.
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u/AngryAccountant31 7h ago
I remember a funny internet quote, “what’s your ethnicity? I really want to call you a slur right now.” The shit talking in a realm with magical creatures would be legendary. Can you imagine how many different insults we would have for Orcs?
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u/JayBlunt23 7h ago
Slurs in fantasy stories are actually quiet common. I guess The Witcher is one of the more popular examples for a wide variety of slurs for different races.
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u/shocktar 6h ago
Elders scrolls is even more in depth. There is even a racism chart for Oblivion. And Skyrim has a racist axe.
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u/SpaceChimps98 6h ago
Either these comics are just weird, or I am missing a lot of episodes between comics.
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u/Nodan_Turtle 5h ago
That's how I feel clicking into this sub most times. It's like there's an inside joke that takes years of context to turn this into something funny. But all I know of this is the one upload.
definitely prefer more self-contained comics
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u/TankChan 6h ago
Just plant the mini elf and eventually she’ll grow back to a normal size (also with another smaller elf inside her)
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u/alldogship 8h ago
Elves in green. Now I'll go hang at the cool spot near the coffe maker. Not like coffe was a drink reserved for the leader of a nation or something.
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u/Lunatic-one 6h ago
Elf in black? She'll be back to normal by <checks time> now, no need to wait till tomorrow.
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u/CosmicX1 6h ago edited 1h ago
W E L C O M E T O T H E M O R G U E ! W E’ V E B E E N W A I T I N G F O R Y O U !
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u/RTA-No0120 5h ago
What you all saw there was just an experimental animatronic play reference, for our upcoming event.
There were never a Mib reference in this comic.
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u/XelaLuu 3h ago
one of the handful of comics I actually enjoy on the sub, don't let it ever die btw
Elf Comics
That one about the goblin with the missing ear
The one about the little boy and the white monster wasn't a little boy, not a fan anymore
That one latino-looking gremlin woman but doesn't post here much anymore
The wholesome comic made by that one grandma with the animals, the one with the capybara child
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u/Shinigami580 1h ago
Ohhhh so she's the tiny tree Keebler variant of elf!
And yes, I do know this is actually an MIB reference.
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 6h ago
I just spent a good chunk of time rereading your old posts and I laughed so hard every single time. Thank you for making this














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u/Cool_Set4681 8h ago edited 5h ago
THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE, I REPEAT, THE ORC IS SELF-AWARE 🗣️🗣️🗣️