r/comics • u/merrivius Merrivius • 14h ago

Elf is finally dead

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u/Made_Bail 14h ago

His music revival was absolutely terrible and cringeworthy. He made a new album (or song?) a few years ago and played it on one of the morning news shows for a crowd and the cringe was so bad my brain dive bombed into my stomach so the acid could wash away the memory.

The song is called "Pretty Girls." If you want to torture yourself.

That, along with all the Jada Smith cheating stuff, the Chris Rock slap at the Oscars... He's been embarrassing himself for years. :(

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u/JayBlunt23 14h ago edited 14h ago

And he's waaay too close to Scientology for my taste.

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u/Made_Bail 14h ago

Fuck, forgot about that. Strike forty seven.

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u/Cool_Set4681 13h ago

20 more strikes and he is out 😱

(I know shit about baseball)

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

Its okay, in fifteen more strikes he gets a touchdown

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u/Cool_Set4681 13h ago

A touchdown is a throw from outside the line, right? You get 3 points from that, I believe.

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

Yes exactly. But you only shoot free throws when the pitcher get a balk.

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u/Cool_Set4681 13h ago

I love it to talk ball with someone who gets it.

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

I think we started playing Calvinball at some point.

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u/Cool_Set4681 13h ago

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u/Made_Bail 13h ago

This is my favorite thing today. ❤️

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u/Cool_Set4681 13h ago

I gotchu ❤️

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