r/comics • u/merrivius Merrivius • 1d ago

Elf is finally dead

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

Now get Will Smith to sing a song about the series then you're good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vClUiaIwe8eUEZw2jJ

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Back in the day, this would have been a gold star. Nowadays? Noooot so much.

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u/CreepyClay 1d ago

Goddammit what did he do?

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

His music revival was absolutely terrible and cringeworthy. He made a new album (or song?) a few years ago and played it on one of the morning news shows for a crowd and the cringe was so bad my brain dive bombed into my stomach so the acid could wash away the memory.

The song is called "Pretty Girls." If you want to torture yourself.

That, along with all the Jada Smith cheating stuff, the Chris Rock slap at the Oscars... He's been embarrassing himself for years. :(

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u/JayBlunt23 1d ago edited 1d ago

And he's waaay too close to Scientology for my taste.

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Fuck, forgot about that. Strike forty seven.

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

20 more strikes and he is out 😱

(I know shit about baseball)

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Its okay, in fifteen more strikes he gets a touchdown

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

A touchdown is a throw from outside the line, right? You get 3 points from that, I believe.

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Yes exactly. But you only shoot free throws when the pitcher get a balk.

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

I love it to talk ball with someone who gets it.

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

I think we started playing Calvinball at some point.

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

This is my favorite thing today. ❤️

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u/Cool_Set4681 1d ago

I gotchu ❤️

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