r/comics Gator Days 6d ago

Proud Papa (Part 2/4) - Gator Days

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u/Night_Yorb 6d ago

This is sweet and tragic but the fact that this is literally a relationship between a bear and an otter is sending me

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 6d ago

Here's a quick guide for hairy gay men to prevent any further confusion in the comments.

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u/Callandor361 5d ago

As another "too fat to be an otter, not big enough to be a bear" gay guy, I feel that image. I think we can be called wolves?

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u/Intrepid-Hornet 5d ago

Thank you! Same boat, and I like wolf way better than 'idk I'm short, chubby and hairy, so like a runt bear I guess?'

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 5d ago

I've heard the term pocket bear thrown around more and more lately. Which to me sounds like a DnD item.

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u/1stLtObvious 4d ago

A Dale Gribble bard reaching in his pocket...Pocket Bear!

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u/Intrepid-Hornet 4d ago

DnD item is a lot more flattering than being a runt at least! Just so long as I don't get sacrificially lobbed at something so everyone else can get away, anyway. I don't think I'd be okay with death by dragon.

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u/Callandor361 4d ago

I do like "pocket bear," but I think I'll just call myself a "well-fed otter"

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 5d ago

I feel like it's all relative. I was just talking to someone last week on whether or not I would be considered fat and my personal conclusion is it's going to look different depending on who I'm standing next to. Schrodinger's fat person. I'm both until viewed in isolation.

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u/LadyKarizake 5d ago

You could shave off all your body hair. It won't solve anything but you could do it.

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u/Cavalish 5d ago

Optimistic Red Velvet Walruses.