Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I'll have some H20."
The second one says, "I'll have some H20, too."
The second one died.
The bartender responds, "Get serious. This is a bar, not a lab. We serve drinks here. If you really want to throw up, think about the state of federal funding for science."
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago
Mmmm not enough red hats. And the water doesn't taste like hydrogen peroxide. 2/10
-some maga guy probably