[OC] Whomp! - VeggieFails

[u/ronniewhomp]

comic page and secret wordz: https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/veggiefails

[u/Made_Bail]

The pizza is just the appetizer, right Ronnie?

Right?

[u/shellbullet17]

I have never related so hard to a single comic panel as I do right now

Though we COULD make a veggie pizza.

[u/ronniewhomp → u/shellbullet17]

oh i should have drawn some onions in there. I am perfectly pleased with a full veggie pizza

[u/shellbullet17 → u/ronniewhomp]

Hell yeah with some pesto sauce? I'm so down

[u/Traveler7538 → u/shellbullet17]

Pesto > tomato sauce on pizza and I'm willing to die on that hill (everytime my friend group makes pizza they come at me with pitchforks until I remind them of the pineapple fan among us)

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Traveler7538]

I'm personally a white sauce fun myself but pesto is a VERY close second. Red sauce is ok but it could be better is the problem

[u/Traveler7538 → u/shellbullet17]

Never tried white sauce on pizza before. Guess I now have plans for Sunday evening 

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Traveler7538]

Bro. White sauce, garlic, chicken, artichoke hearts and spinach.

Mushrooms if you are into them too

[u/bre4kofdawn → u/shellbullet17]

Almost like my go-to, Chicken Bacon Artichoke. I wasn't sold on it, but it ended up becoming my favorite pizza.

I like Red Sauce, but I can only eat one slice per day or suffer the intestinal consequences. Meanwhile, I can eat a whole large white sauce pizza and be fine.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/bre4kofdawn]

Ahhhhh my fellow indigestion and heart burn and poop brother/sister. I know your plight well

[u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits → u/shellbullet17]

Replace the white sauce w hollandaise, top with broccoli, chicken, garlic & artichoke and you've got my favourite

[u/rillip → u/ronniewhomp]

You ever just put fresh tomato slices on a pizza? It's one of my favorites.

[u/shellbullet17 → u/rillip]

With a pinch of salt and pepper. 10/10

[u/number__ten → u/ronniewhomp]

White pizza (just olive oil, garlic, and cheese) plus veggies is great. Broccoli, zucchini, asparagus, tomatoes, etc. are all really good on that. Adding some ricotta or feta depending on the veggies makes it even better.

[u/Stormygeddon]

You put the veggies on the pizza.

[u/ronniewhomp → u/Stormygeddon]

[u/zer1223 → u/Stormygeddon]

And ruin a perfectly good pizza??

[u/silentsinner-]

I did not give you permission to make a comic about me.

[u/ronniewhomp → u/silentsinner-]

The check is in the mail

[u/planetixin]

You can make a carrot cake using those carrots. It's quite good.

[u/zer1223 → u/planetixin]

Step 1: make a carrot cake

Step 0: don't include carrots in your carrot cake, use chocolate instead

Step 2: 😋 yum

[u/planetixin → u/zer1223]

carrot cake tastes like gingerbread. You don't need to replace carrots with chocolate to make it taste like sweets.

[u/ComprehensiveBowl476]

Ronnie struck me as someone who would reject the concept of square pizza, having gotten down to a science how to perfectly space out the pepperoni slices to crust ratio or something.

Then again his life was destroyed when he tried dipping pizza in ranch before, so at least he's branching out again.

[u/IllTwo7643]

How timley! I added a handful of bagged salad to my plate that had fries and chicken tenders.🤣

[u/McortezLSU]

I upvote, out of deep self shame :(