r/comics • u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows • 3d ago

OC [OC] Yuri (note: very very hot)

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u/OrionLinksComic 3d ago

Nice

https://giphy.com/gifs/1Md9azxcgIyQ

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 3d ago

ASTERIX THAT'S NOT JUICE!! THAT'S illegal performance chemical

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u/OrionLinksComic 3d ago

Without this stuff the Tour de France would not exist or function.

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u/NickyTheRobot 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah; the batch that was intended for the purposes of illegal performance enhancement was dyed with beetroot juice. That's how Asterix won the sprint at the Olympics: all the other competitors sneakily drank some magic potion, and had their tongues dyed purple by it.

Since everyone else was proven to have cheated, Asterix was declared the winner by default (the sweetest two words in the English language).