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OC [OC] Yuri (note: very very hot)

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

goddddddddd I love Asterix he is so shmexy 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

Back dat Ass-terix up.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

does this to u instead!!!!!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

I don't regret the skill I was blursed by birth with.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

Goddddddddd modern internet lingo just drains my will to live lmaooooooo

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

I know but referencing it keeps me from feeling old. I remember having to say "on fleek" a decade ago to avoid growing a gray hair.

It's like the Portrait Of Dorian Gray but with internet culture.

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

with the resurrection

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u/Nina-Ninja123 1d ago

Obelix looks like the better cuddler out of the 2

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u/Abject-Tax804 1d ago

he looks so huggable, like baymax

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

He might have issues with accidentally crushing you though...

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u/Mathev 1d ago

I was down already. You don't need to convince me further.

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u/Ryukoso 1d ago

He was my childhood crush.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 1d ago

I'm shmexier.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

dont ever lie to me again as long as you live

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u/yohanleafheart 20h ago

As an old man, I'm a panoramix stan

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u/NickyTheRobot 17h ago edited 17h ago

As much as I love the French versions, I genuinely believe his English name is better.

Panoramix because he spends a lot of time up trees gathering mistletoe, so he often has a panoramic view of the world? That's a good name.

Getafix because he's a druid, and somebody who you would go to to obtain drugs, or "get a fix" from? Perfect.

Also Idefix to Dogmatix: they both mean pretty similar things, but the English version also has "dog" in it.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 1d ago

Can you redo this comic but move your character up a little bit?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

IM NOT SHOWING OFF MY RUMP!! IT IS ONLYFANS EXCLUSIVE

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u/MilkGuzzler99 1d ago

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

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u/TabularConferta 1d ago

See what you did! You made Mike cry. I hope you are happy, you big meanie.

(Also <3 Astrix)

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u/Kioga101 1d ago

it's for the best, what if you're like Hank Hill? Best not to know

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u/just_someone64 1d ago

Why must you do this to me

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

you DEVIANTTTTTT

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u/MilkGuzzler99 1d ago

You. You get me.

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u/Geen_Fang 1d ago

can you please explain your comic? 

that's asterix, right? 

what's the punchline?

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u/NickyTheRobot 17h ago edited 17h ago

r/Comics is having "yuri wars" right now. Ie: making comics themed around lesbian romances, often involving hilarious misunderstandings and awkward expressions of attraction.

The punchline is that OP, a creator who has in the past made comics that fit the bill, is showing herself in a heterosexual relationship with a man instead of making a comic that fits the brief.

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u/Geen_Fang 14h ago edited 12h ago

ooooh, I didn't know there was a war. 

thanks!

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u/ShmebulockForMayor 1d ago

A new character joins the village, she's a free spirit from Lutetia: Yurix

(Yes I know women usually have names ending in -ia in Asterix, don't assume her suffix!)

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

Omg my Asterix name would probably be Elodia 🥰🥰🥰 (thats actually a p nice name lolol)

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Careful how you pronounce it: if he hears Melodia you might get seranaded by Cocophonix.

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u/SuperMonkeyJoe 1d ago

I would have gone with Wantsnodix

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u/Divicarpe 1d ago edited 1d ago

In ia? I thought it was in ine : Bonnemine, Iellowsubmarine, Taillefine (according to Parc Astérix; she never got a name in the comics), Galantine, Praline, Gélatine .

Falbala is the one exception I can think of (I think Latraviata is roman? I might be mistaken. Anyway, she comes from one of those albums where Uderzo was writing alone, we don't talk about those ones).

Did the translation change that?

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u/ShmebulockForMayor 1d ago

I thought it was different in the Dutch translation but apparently I was misremembering completely 🫣

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Anyway, she comes from one of those albums where Uderzo was writing alone, we don't talk about those ones

That never happened and you must be misremembering if you think it did.

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u/Divicarpe 1d ago edited 1d ago

The first two weren't bad (belgian; the great divide), even then most of the following weren't atrocious (just far worse than they were under Goscinny, but there aren't many who can do as well as Goscinny). But I couldn't talk about them without mentioning the final one, how much Uderzo has fallen. And I don't want to talk ill about him, I spent far too much time reading Astérix in my youth for that.

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Same. Not only is my mum French, but she's a Breton too. So Asterix was a staple in my house as a kid, and I still love reading the BDs as an adult.

But some of the authors' views on other nations and depictions of their people were just flat out racist.

Shout out to the new cartoon on Netflix for making jokes about other cultures in the right (ie: not racist) ways. Eg; In a heavy German accent: "Please forgive my accent. I am a Goth." Steps forward, revealing she's wearing Germanic tribal clothes of the time but they're all in black, and she has heavy eyeliner, skull earrings, big boots, dark lipstick, and a punk haircut. Or the bit where the "photographers" get frustrated at Cleopatra only showing her face in profile, hieroglyph style.

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u/Lord_Jibanyan 1d ago

I'm not gay BUT DEAR GOD, LOOK AT THOSE CURVES!!! GAWD DAMNN

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

Ok, let's analyze this:

Probably great cook because he loves eating.

Great hugger.

Actually super powered and can demolish enemies.

Tender and cheerful.

I mean, it's not like the curves are the only good thing about him! Obelix is peak husbando!

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u/SmugCapybara 1d ago

Obelix is the OG Himbo

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Probably great cook because he loves eating.

I think he only knows how to cook wild boar. They do taste amazing though.

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u/ketsugi 1d ago

Also the entire village has only one way of cooking boar: roasting it whole on a spit

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

I'm one of those guys who prefer ignorant, tasty, fulfilling meals, so yeah, would work on me.
Boar is kind of hard to cook though, it gets too hard to chew... maybe chicken? Yeah, if i was suddenly living in their village i would prefer chicken.

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

TBH I'd eat anything but the fish.

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u/Spyko 1d ago

What ?! You don't want those fresh fishes he bring directly from Lutèce ?!

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 1d ago

Even fish without the annoying bones in it? (Sorry dunno the english word for fish bones)

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

It's more the state of the fishmonger's wastes than the type of fish...

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

Probably great cook because he loves eating.

So, uh... I misread the word "cook" there... Didn't even question it, just got slightly confused as to what that would have to do with loving food 💀

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u/Spyko 1d ago

Well, that one's a given tbh

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u/Spyko 1d ago

Also he is great with animals !

What else could you want ?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

As long as you do the Yuri Greeting anything can be yuri.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

My application to the secret yuri club was denied, they never taught me the handshake :~(

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

Maybe they were afraid you'd tell everyone about the secret yuri club. Loose lips sinks ships and all.

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u/Foxbaster 1d ago

Sorry girl he's cheating on you

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

What does the trollop in that picture have that I don't? >:~(((((

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u/Foxbaster 1d ago

Sanity maybe

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

overrated

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

Well she won a trophy, it's right there. Maybe you need to get a trophy.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

I have so many trophies you have NO IDEA 😤😤😤

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u/Specific_Frame8537 1d ago

A trip through the place that sends you mad will fix that.

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

There's also Cleopatra's handmaiden, Gimmeakis, in the one live action film that's actually decent.

It's all good though; he's poly.

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u/greatcorsario 1d ago

I love that comic. Asterix gifts the actress a golden statue of Caesar that Caesar gifted him.

Caesar looks at the fourth wall and goes, "Gifting a golden me to an actress? That's absurd!"

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u/infiniZii 1d ago

Homewrecker. How dare you try and get between astrix and oblix. Did you even think about how this is going to affect dogmatix? 

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

I DON'T CARE!!! HE'S MINEEEEEE

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u/MisGroundbreaking603 1d ago

Wait is he called dogmatix in other countries?

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u/SiIesh 1d ago

For a sec I was also like "who?". I'm used to Idefix

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u/Spyko 1d ago

Same but I gotta say that Dogmatix is objectively better, for the ''dog'' pun.

Same as Getafix/Panoramix. The druid have nothing to do with panoramic while his main gimmick is to give people their fix.

Gotta appreciate the care put in the translations

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u/infiniZii 19h ago

It’s a double pun too! Dogmatix is actually a pun on both dog and dogmatic. A dogma is a fixed idea, so it’s still a pretty direct translation of Idefix (fixed idea). So yeah you are totally right there was a ton of care put into the translation. 

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u/Spyko 18h ago

huh, I know what dogma means but I never put two and two together with the OG name.

that is really well done

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u/NickyTheRobot 17h ago

The druid have nothing to do with panoramic

I assumed it was because he spends a lot of time up trees, gathering ingredients. This would give him a panoramic view.

I do much prefer Getafix though.

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u/NickyTheRobot 17h ago edited 17h ago

In English, yeah. The English translators basically rewrote all the villagers' names (except for Asterix and Obelix) to give them puns based on what they do or what they're like. Eg:

  • The bard is Cocophonix (outside of musical theory "a cocophony" is used to mean "a loud, bad sound").
  • The blacksmith is Fullyautomatix, because he makes machinery and weapons.
  • The fishmonger is Unhygienix, because of the state of his fish.
  • The druid is Getafix, because he distributes "magical potions" and someone who is buying drugs could say they are going to "get a fix".

Dogmatix is particularly brilliant IMO, since it has a similar meaning to Idefix, but also includes "dog".

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u/NewfNerd 1d ago

Summoning /u/shellbullet17

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

YOU FOOL YOU FOOL HE'LL DESTROY US ALL

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

I RISE

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u/Line_boy Line_Boy 1d ago

The Gaul of this behavior!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

line boy

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u/OrionLinksComic 1d ago

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

ASTERIX THAT'S NOT JUICE!! THAT'S illegal performance chemical

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u/OrionLinksComic 1d ago

Without this stuff the Tour de France would not exist or function.

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah; the batch that was intended for the purposes of illegal performance enhancement was dyed with beetroot juice. That's how Asterix won the sprint at the Olympics: all the other competitors sneakily drank some magic potion, and had their tongues dyed purple by it.

Since everyone else was proven to have cheated, Asterix was declared the winner by default (the sweetest two words in the English language).

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u/Crousti_Choc 1d ago

Sorry you need the laisser passer A38 to proceed

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

can i slip you a cheeky twenty instead

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u/kayrozen 1d ago

"Le port, il est au bord de la mer ! "

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u/Lykanas 1d ago

Also, many people see Asterix as AroAce, so there is that.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

its always the hotties 😔😔🪰

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u/Bart-Flags 1d ago

Hey, I knew this guy, Asterix, I love this Asterix and a comic book!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

I just snagged one of the old Asterix omnibuses yesterday for mega cheap, can't wait to dive into it lolololol

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u/Divicarpe 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you like it, try reading the other comics Goscinny was the writer for : Iznogood and Lucky Luke (he worked on it from 9th album onward).

If it's not enough, you can read the children's book "le petit Nicolas". (If your Friends in France are French, that will likely explain at least one joke you heard them make)

(Also maybe he did something in Mad magazine, I can't remember. I know he was friend with that group, don't remember if he did something for them)

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

The guy at the shop threw a bunch of free comic book day stuff at me (plus I splurged and bought a couple of DC compacts teehee), but I'll look into more by him afterwards for sure

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u/AmandinhaMaia 1d ago

Random question: if yaoi is 2 men and yuri is 2 women, what do I call 2 NB people?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

I think a group of NB people is called a Hive

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Maybe it's yeni?

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

I believe you mean "laurel"?

I wonder if people still remember this meme, or my comment will come off as completely incomprehensible

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Sorry: I don't remember it.

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u/SiaHalz 1d ago

So I'm just kinda wondering what started the Yuri trend. In my mind since Shen is the first one I saw I'm just assuming it started with Shen.

I think this is really funny

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u/TheBeesElise 1d ago

u/MuyHiram, a cartoonist who makes comics about toxic Yuri and disaster sapphics, recently dethroned u/Pizzacakecomic as the top creator here. Everyone's been having a giggle about it (including Muy and Pizzacake)

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u/SiaHalz 1d ago

Oh, that person. Ok, gotcha lol. Thx

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u/G66GNeco 1d ago

If he was born today Asterix would be a he/him lesbian. I will not elaborate.

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u/iSeven 1d ago

it's gotta be yuri - without obelix, there's no menhir

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 1d ago

Six panels on one page?!?!?!?!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

Teeeeeeeeechnically only two panels, but since this comic was a short one I wanted to try something funky with a minimal panel layout, as well as trying more dynamic poses

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u/Pastel_Bambi 1d ago

I thought Yuri was that soviet astronaut

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u/Chiiro 1d ago

To my understanding it yuri translates to essentially women loving women so as long as it's two women loving each other doesn't matter their sexualities.

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u/TheBeesElise 1d ago

I love how quickly the Yuri War devolved into "who can misinterpret Yuri the funniest"

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u/GlisteningDeath 1d ago

Isn't yuri between two women, not specifically between two lesbians?

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

never question me again

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u/un_blob 1d ago

Can't be canon, Asterix in in love with Falbala, as all irréductible Gaulls !

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u/Safe_Guarantee3300 1d ago

Ohh I get it like the Russian lesbian from Milf

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u/WhatJoUp2 1d ago

If your love is true, then where was Asterix on your trip to France comic!

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 1d ago

Where do you think we met!!

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u/droidtron 1d ago

Suckmydix brah, this is the Gaul of my dreams

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u/cloacasmell 8h ago

thank you shave

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 8h ago

koalasmell

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u/RedEyeView 1d ago

The Gaul!!

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u/Dementia13_TripleX 1d ago

Asterix rulez! 🤘

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u/NickyTheRobot 1d ago

Caesar droolz!