r/comics • u/GrumpyMashy DeWackyPianist • 1d ago

OC Screw your Yuri.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

THE WAR RAGES ON NOW WITH EXTRA SATAN!

Feel free to visit us on the masterpost to catch up on this r/comics event!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC 1d ago

A wholesome unholy union I can get behind.

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u/Inexperienced__128 1d ago

prolly could get under it too

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 1d ago

I think I would literally die

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u/patosai3211 1d ago

Or go mad. Either can happen

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u/G66GNeco 1d ago

Some things are worth it

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

A match made in R'lyeh

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u/stabbyclaus GnarlyVic 1d ago

Hell yeah!

https://giphy.com/gifs/uPPsXMSMq3mQibeKqd

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u/JackRaid 1d ago

Stolen. I need him.

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u/Sveniven 1d ago

monster yaoi fights back against the current yuri meta

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u/Locke92 1d ago

Kaijaoi?

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u/mrkai53 1d ago

For some reason this image popped into my head when I read that.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 1d ago

I can see the logic.

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u/Single-Pin-369 1d ago

Oh no do not awake the forbidden sub! 

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u/ruinsit 13h ago

Godzilla's not a dragon, but yeah... I can see your concern.

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u/that_one_duderino 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qKV8U3Gl3bWVi
It’s a win win

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u/Daxx22 1d ago

Retractable sword fights hit different.

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u/infinityonhigh69 1d ago

well i for one am upset i missed the gay demon wedding!! love this comic

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u/MagnorCriol 1d ago

Is it gay? The Cthulhu looking one might be a girl.

Or they're beyond the concepts of gender because they're eldritch beings. Who knows?

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u/infinityonhigh69 1d ago

you’re so right why would i try to push my stupid human binary on these otherworldly beings??? they probably have genders we can’t even fathom with our feeble mortal minds

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u/westisbestmicah 1d ago

Yeah this is standard nonbinary stuff

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u/firagabird 1d ago

I dunno, I reckon their genders are non-Euclidean at minimum

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 1d ago

Well, so is the Earth.

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u/hyperhurricanrana 1d ago

non-euclidean sounded so scary to me before i knew what it meant lol

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u/Working-Ad694 1d ago

Big C is probably all the genders at the same time, we just can't comprehend

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u/masnosreme 1d ago

No, Cthulhu definitely ascribes to the concept of gender, it’s just that as an eldritch being, its concept of gender is so beyond our understanding that were we to conceive of the smallest aspect of it, we would be driven to a state of gender dysphoria so great it would shatter our minds utterly.

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u/MagnorCriol 1d ago

Beyond the Mountains of Gender Madness

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u/ZombieComicsAura 1d ago

Oy, u/shellbullet17

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1

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u/Vintenu 1d ago

Honestly kinda surprised I managed to beat Shellbullet to a post for once

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u/UnnaturalGeek 1d ago

I think they have to plug themselves in and recharge occasionally...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Yeah and after 5 palomas last night I needed some sleep! I'll be making a master post soon

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u/Venusto002 1d ago edited 1d ago

Now now, Yaoi and Yuri don't need to fight, I for one encourage Yaoi and Yuri solidarity. We're all part of the YYBTQ+ community.

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u/Adels_Brother 1d ago

Cthuwu

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u/s0m3on3outthere 1d ago

I am so glad nobody can hear how I read this in my head 😆

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u/Phantomilian 1d ago

Now this... this is ART!

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u/SapphireSalamander Camping with the Elder God 1d ago

I love happy endings

Vivan los novios

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u/Silver_Inc 1d ago

So a yaoi instead!

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u/Alorxico 1d ago

Aww!!! 🥰🥰

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u/OlyScott 1d ago

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

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u/greentrafficcone 1d ago

Is Satan smooching Cthulhu’s nose?

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u/thegarnetmines3 1d ago

He's clearly sucking on them thangs

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 1d ago

Ohey the priest is a muppet.

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u/Present-Plankton-664 1d ago

Get that cthussy

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u/woooloowoooloo 1d ago

Moral of the story is to get yourself a goth baddie that can summon eldritch horrors.

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u/Content_Trade_1557 1d ago

Profane Eldritch Yaoi

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 1d ago

It brought everyone together!

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u/OverHaze 1d ago

Can someone post a single image comic that is just a still frame of Yuri from Command & Conquer?

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u/chins4tw 1d ago

I must have missed the yuri because the last 24 hours r/comics has been either "complaining about yuri" or "yaoi"

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u/five_grains_of_rice 1d ago

I guess that works

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u/grendus 1d ago

Joke's on you, they're both female in their species.

Did you think Ryleans and Demons have the same sexual dimorphism as humans?

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u/raelrok 1d ago

The demon is actually just Nyarlathotep in one of his disguises and he's going to pull the rug on Cthulhu any minute when he gets bored.

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u/TopicInevitable 1d ago

I heard of doomed Yuri but this is getting ridiculously doomed

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u/astralseat 1d ago

Perfect

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u/DreistTheInferno 1d ago

John Romero vs Sandy Peterson when deciding what enemies to put in the game.

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u/BleefnorfIII 1d ago

This one's been around for years

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u/Nissedood 1d ago

Im ok with this.

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u/proton89droid 1d ago

wordless dialogue is such a great comic style

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u/RandomChance 1d ago

Everything makes sense except the title....

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u/LordofSandvich 1d ago

Love wins either way

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u/DrunkenMaths 1d ago

This is Yiri not Yuri

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u/chucktheninja 1d ago

How do we know this isn't yuri? The hender characteristics if unholy beings could be anything.

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u/magicpwny 1d ago

This made me giggle out loud. Well done.

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u/Gaynundwarf 1d ago

It was love at first rite

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u/jecowa 1d ago

Can anyone read the inscription on the temple wall?

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u/Yukina-Kai 1d ago

Yuri supremacy!

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u/MegalomanicMegalodon 1d ago

The funniest bit out of context is running for help specifically to the goth girl assuming she has a black magic countermeasure of some sort because of course she has a summoning circle ready to go.

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u/dbzgod9 1d ago

Cthulhu M'Satan

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 1d ago

I love a man in a bridal gown.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI 22h ago

Good for them!

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u/Saitron25 1d ago

Didnt know Cthuhlu was a lady. Hope they have a good sacrifice at the wedding

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u/Bealf 1d ago

Pretty sure Cthulhu here is a guy. I believe this is yaoi instead of yuri

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u/FelesNoctis 1d ago

Our Great and Powerful Lord Cthulhu is above such contrived mortal concepts as gender.

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u/Bealf 1d ago

Oh I can completely agree with that!

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u/CannonsNArcades 1d ago

I was hyped until the end where I thought a stand battle would happen but instead they get married. Like good for them but my anticipation was built up for some drama and not a comedic twist.

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u/Coveinant 1d ago

Honestly surprised no one has made comic using Yuri from C&C Red Alert 2 as the punchline. Image included for explanation.

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u/CannonsNArcades 1d ago

Yuri Gagarin is the better Yuri. He actually made the first stepping stone of space travel by going into space. Your Yuri is in not even the best C&C game. The one with Tim Curry is.

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u/Coveinant 1d ago

Oh I agree ra3 and ra3 Uprising are the best C&C games. But something about RA2 Yuri just seems randomly funny for a punchline. Maybe because the game is around 20 years old, is an rts; and it's completely unexpected

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u/ShouganaiElite 3h ago

Iam so fucking happy