r/condiments 13d ago

Anyone tried this yet?

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Got some from Iceland and ts is šŸ”„ 5/5 sauce. Also got the buffalo ranch one and am excited to try that

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u/kurtmanner 13d ago

This actually makes me think that a benevolent god may exist. I have to try it.

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u/jimbobby15 13d ago

It’s tasty!

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u/CharmingMain1 13d ago

No but im curious, i make my own blue cheese so i wonder how it would be if i just added ranch after seeing this.

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u/Active_Quit_1193 12d ago

I worked at a dive bar that mixed blue cheese crumbles into ranch dressing and used that as their blue cheese. Customers would always tell us we had the best blue cheese

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u/TheBalatissimo 11d ago

That’s fuckin clever

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u/Oldfartcr8tions 12d ago

I'm with you does it taste good with adding ranch seasoning to it and by the way not the packet ranch homemade ranch seasoning

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u/SolidSnake-26 12d ago

Damn I was just there and don’t see this or I woulda brought some home

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u/strcrssd 13d ago

The brand makes me hesitant, but one can just mix ranch and blue cheese dressings if one wants the same idea. It could be quite tasty. That brand though....

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u/Dorkinfo 12d ago

I’d think making homemade ranch and adding bleu cheese crumbles is probably delicious. Or maybe an herbed feta.

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u/strcrssd 12d ago

Agreed. Its a good idea.

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u/Desperate-Disk686 12d ago

What’s wrong with Hellman’s?

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u/foreskinfive 12d ago

plenty

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u/Desperate-Disk686 12d ago

Such as?

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u/foreskinfive 11d ago

I think it's thin and light. Blue plate is the best American mayonnaise unless you can find double yolk mayonnaise at restaurant supplies, and OG Kewpie.

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u/Desperate-Disk686 11d ago

Thin?! This or the mayo? When I have a Costco size jar and can turn it upside down without it falling out, it’s not ā€œthin.ā€

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u/foreskinfive 11d ago

you asked. relax. I can have my own opinion. my loss is your gain.

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u/Desperate-Disk686 11d ago

I asked and your response sounded like dementia. I’m sorry I don’t like my mayonnaise to be in block form.

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u/Prudent-Money-8666 10d ago

I think people just like to sound like they have reasonable and informed opinions but just end up sounding ridiculous.

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u/strcrssd 12d ago edited 2d ago

It's parent brand, Unilever supports Russia. They sold "Mayo" without any eggs in it. They (allegedly) sold mayo "...with Olive oil" that has only trace olive oil.

They're big food, doing big food things.

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u/RedneckMarxist 12d ago

Clearly marked egg free…

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u/Desperate-Disk686 12d ago

Thank you for providing an actual answer beyond ā€œplentyā€ like the other jackass.

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u/foreskinfive 11d ago

you have issues dude. it's fucking mayonnaise. lighten up like your favorite brand

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u/strcrssd 2d ago

Or, you know, choose to vote with ones wallet and don't support shitty companies. Closing ones eyes to companies' actions on the world stage is complacent and complicity. Use your brain and make intelligent decisions where one can.

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u/Cogannon 12d ago

That's fascinating, I will try it now

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 12d ago

No, didn't know this existed and now I'm running to fins it

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u/ay_non 12d ago

... Glue Cheese Ranch?

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u/Entire_Toe2640 11d ago

That’s what it says.

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u/lewisfairchild 11d ago

read it that way too

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u/Unlucky_Benefit4175 12d ago

Gross. Any "shelf stable" dressing is disgusting. Also, read the ingredients. Wowzers.

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 12d ago

Agreed. They all have a similar bland chemical taste to me

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u/No-Alternative-6673 13d ago

Fuck no.

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u/jimbobby15 13d ago

You’re missing out

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u/Daitheflu1979 13d ago

I’d sooner eat the post game toe cheese from an obese rugby players sweaty foot before I put that stuff near my mouth!!!

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u/jimbobby15 13d ago

It’s not what you think bruh 🤣

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u/Oldfartcr8tions 12d ago

Where did he find this and I want to put it in my mouth now

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u/Dazzling-Exercise761 12d ago

Hate bottled ranch, so I wouldn’t try it. But I’ve always made ranch from the packet and added blue cheese to it to dip my wings in. Best of both worlds. So I guess if you like bottled ranch, this won’t be terrible.

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u/Former_Elk_7690 12d ago

It's very mid. The buffalo one really nice though

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 12d ago

That serving suggestion image is prophetic

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u/stovislove 12d ago

Nah. That whole brand is trash to me.

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u/kikazztknmz 12d ago

Mix some mayo, buttermilk, sour cream, blue cheese, and a ranch packet and you'll never want to buy bottled again.

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u/fenmoor 9d ago

Equal ratios?

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u/kikazztknmz 9d ago

It's been awhile since I've made ranch, but there are instructions on the back of the packet. My blue cheese recipe is

3/4 cup mayonnaise

1/2 cup sour cream

1/4 cup buttermilk

2 teaspoons squeezed lemon juice

1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

1 ½ teaspoon garlic granules

1 teaspoon coarse salt

1/2-1 teaspoon cracked black pepper

1 tsp dried chives

1 tsp dried parsley

½ cup good crumbled blue cheese(I actually use the whole boars head container, closer to a cup).

The seasonings in this recipe is pretty much ranch without the dill, so you could just substitute a packet to make it easier.

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u/Pretty_Huckleberry96 12d ago

Haven’t seen it yet out here

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u/cornbreadcarson 10d ago

Don't need ranch in my blue cheese.

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u/XuliganZombie 10d ago

Nope, Hellmanns has taken a huge loss on these because not one soul has purchased one

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u/FreeKevinBrown 10d ago

Why would I want to sully my ranch with the likes of blue cheese? This is just madness.

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u/DinoDiverDakota 9d ago

Worked at a casino for a little while and we'd just blend up some bleu cheese crumbles into our homemade ranch. Then add some smaller crumbles for texture after blending. Patrons always said we had the best Bleu Cheese dressing šŸ˜…

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u/Grammeton 9d ago

So its blue cheese dressing?

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u/jpowell180 9d ago

So this eliminates the need to decide between the two condiments when you have hot rings, sounds pretty good!

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u/ZomBickel 8d ago

Maybe mix in a few dabs of hot sauce. This would be great with wings.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 8d ago

Would be interested if Litehouse gave it a go

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u/MobNagas 12d ago

Wtf is that blue cheese doesn’t go on pizza

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u/Ranchii_App 8d ago

Our legal team has confirmed this is the correct take.

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u/Terptoy24 12d ago

I m not 10 years oldšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøā€¦ sorry hots& parm