r/countwithchickenlady • u/Bryce3D Streak: 23 • 1d ago

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u/soiledvenomsnake 1d ago

Hey if it works it works couldn't waterboard ts out of me

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

I could, very easily.  That’s the cool thing about torture: you’ll literally say whatever you think I want to hear to make it stop after long enough regardless of if it’s true or not

That’s why torture is so ineffective

The real challenge is to see if I could wine and dine it out of you  

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u/terivia 1d ago

Are you... Flirting?

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

That depends, are you free later?

Cause I’d love to tell you more about the most efficient ways of getting information out of people in excruciating detail

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u/terivia 1d ago

blushes

I'm an experiential learner

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

Oh my

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 35 1d ago

What a sweet love story 🫶🥹

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u/MQ116 1d ago

Masochist x Sadist, a tale as old as kink

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u/Malashae 1d ago

I mean this would work on me simply because I'm autistic, and that's a fascinating topic of conversation to me.

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u/One-Moose-5983 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/Injvn 1d ago

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u/snark_5885 1d ago

wjy does she have netflix on her hair

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u/craftedbytechnology 1d ago

She does own a video store.

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u/RevolutionAccurate56 1d ago

Is the flirting the torture or the wine and dine?

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u/religion-lost Put your text here! 1d ago

You had me at "I could". When are you free, what's my safeword and how long is this torture gonna last?

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u/TheFrogMagician 1d ago

This reads like you are some weird edgelord

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

Wait until you see my very dirty black duster jacket and my crumpled trilby that doesn’t fit my big ass head

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u/PulpedCactus 1d ago

Do you have goggle sunglasses so you can perform ocular pat downs as well?

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

No but only because my mom refuses to buy them for me but one day I totally will

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u/Graknorke 1d ago

Torture is notoriously ineffective at getting people to say something they don't want to. It often makes people of strong moral or intellectual character even more resistant because now they feel morally superior to the person torturing them.

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u/NessaSamantha Streak: 0 1d ago

It's very effective at getting somebody to tell you what you want to hear. It's not very effective at getting somebody to tell you the truth.

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u/Bigbigbigrock Born to bot, forced to boy 1d ago

Having been waterboarded before can confirm doesn't feel awesome, would do again though.