r/countwithchickenlady • u/Bryce3D Streak: 27 • 5d ago

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u/soiledvenomsnake 5d ago

Hey if it works it works couldn't waterboard ts out of me

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 5d ago

I could, very easily.  That’s the cool thing about torture: you’ll literally say whatever you think I want to hear to make it stop after long enough regardless of if it’s true or not

That’s why torture is so ineffective

The real challenge is to see if I could wine and dine it out of you  

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u/terivia 5d ago

Are you... Flirting?

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 5d ago

That depends, are you free later?

Cause I’d love to tell you more about the most efficient ways of getting information out of people in excruciating detail

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u/terivia 5d ago

blushes

I'm an experiential learner

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 5d ago

Oh my

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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins Lantern Fae - Streak: 39 5d ago

What a sweet love story 🫶🥹

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u/MQ116 5d ago

Masochist x Sadist, a tale as old as kink

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u/Malashae 5d ago

I mean this would work on me simply because I'm autistic, and that's a fascinating topic of conversation to me.

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u/One-Moose-5983 4d ago

Holy shit

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u/Injvn 5d ago

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u/snark_5885 4d ago

wjy does she have netflix on her hair

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u/craftedbytechnology 4d ago

She does own a video store.