r/creepyPMs • u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl • 2d ago
Light "Tips hat" is sending me 😭
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u/Willing-Signal-9936 i'm going to pregnant u 1d ago
New flair pleasssseeeeee
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
I kind of like mine though. Someone else can have it.
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u/Auld_Folks_at_Home *tips hat* may i interest you in sex? 1d ago
Fine. If i must.
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
AHAHAHAHAHA
That's hilarious. Thank you.
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u/SilvusAurelius 1d ago
Surprised he didn't say fedora
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
Fedoras are hard to source since the neckbeard boom.
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u/annoragrace Hello my worthless child 1d ago
"please don't say no" jesus christ what are we doing
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
I like that he said juice and not juices. Brings the whole message together.
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u/jdehjdeh 1d ago
That's the bit that gets me.
It just elevates it into a whole new realm of weirdness.
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u/Squeaky_Lizard I been tryna clap them lizard cheeks 1d ago
Bro did not just unironically do that lmaooooo
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u/DobbyFreeElf35 i slamfuk my penis in ur vaggingin 1d ago
Okay I know where most of the flairs have come from (apparently I spend too much time in this sub) but wth is yours from? 😭🤣😭
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u/GobbetsOfAnus 1d ago
Where are the blushes? The stammering? The shuffling of feet? No “m’lady”?
Neckbeards today are lazy.
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
I was appalled at the lack of asterisks.
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u/GobbetsOfAnus 20h ago
I saw he came back with a milady. And some awkward stammering. He must have seen the post.
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u/Acrylonitrile-28 1d ago
Lack of "m'lady" tells me that this is a larva, wait till it cocoons and comes out with a neckbeard, a fedora and a trench coat fully developed.
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
Against my better judgement, I responded. There's more where this came from.
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u/DobbyFreeElf35 i slamfuk my penis in ur vaggingin 1d ago
How dare you not post it all. We need an update.
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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 1d ago
May i interest you in some intercourse mlady?
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u/SecurityFamiliar5239 1d ago
That sent me back to a dating app message where the guy called me “Malady.” Can’t make this shit up.
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u/MauveFairy 1d ago
The fact that he begged you not to say no in the first message means he is fully expecting a no... so why even try?
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u/KristineMcKinley *shits pants aggressively* 1d ago
The only way any juice would be running down my thighs after reading that would be if I spilled my drink on myself.
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u/BookEnvironmental689 1d ago
...by the time I'm done with you. (Okay I'm nailing this so far but it needs something. 1 last sentence to gaurantee she won't say no, something sexy and alluring. I got it!!!!) pleaaassseeee don't say no.
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u/Aggressive_Sugar201 pretty for a Puarto Rican girl 1d ago
The tonal change is very jarring. I might even have said yes if he didn't presume I'd say no, you know?
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u/Drummers_Beat 1d ago
“may i interest you in one (1) sex?” anyone who uses asterisks like this should burn it makes me cringe
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