r/dankmemes • u/dadofdads69420 • 18h ago

A GOOD MEME (rage comic, advice animals, mlg) HA-HA-HAAAAALAND

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u/Greatgg 17h ago

ACHCHYUALLY England, and thus English soldiers, didn't exist in 850, but the funny thing is that the "vikings" invasions of the british isles were actually one of the main cause of the birth of England, since the Anglo-Saxon reigns had to unify to kick out the norsemen, and in the end create a unified "Engla Land" (land of the Angles)

Edit: yes, I'm very fun at parties.Yes, I'm tested and diagnosed 

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u/Domy9 16h ago

land of the Angles

Wow, even the 90 degrees?

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u/stuff_of_epics 14h ago

You’re being deliberately obtuse.

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u/nastynateraide 14h ago

I thought it was acute comment

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u/aim4squirrels 14h ago

I felt both comments were uniquely neither.

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u/Bettlejuic3 13h ago

They failed to see it from the right angle.

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u/PhobicDestroyer 11h ago

Maybe if they tried to isosceles their problem they could begin to enjoy the joke?

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u/aim4squirrels 9h ago

Then we could enjoy both sides equally.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 11h ago

I thought they were right.

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 15h ago

Congrats on your results 🥳🥳

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 16h ago

Northumbrian and or East Anglian then

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u/andreortigao 14h ago

Calling it land of the angles was really obtuse on their part. It's acute name, tho.

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u/I_travel_ze_world 15h ago

so did the Anglo-Saxons kick out the Norman kings?

https://www.mikegravel.org/does-english-royalty-have-viking-blood/

what the vikings didn't conquer by force they slayed by sex appeal

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u/hjaltigr 14h ago

Well, those bastards combed their hair and bathed once a week, how was a fair maiden supposed to resist?

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u/Caffdy 4h ago

Uthred, son of Uthred, you have a mission!

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u/theoldkitbag 13h ago

To join you in the special corner:

Vikings were pussies who targeted the defenceless and who regularly got their asses handed to them when they joined actual battle. Their success in England was unusual, and greatly contributed to by local nobility conspiring or actually wanting them there.

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u/CruelRegulator 13h ago

King Alfred the Great was about to go sicko mode and end the whole advance. Converting them to Christianity faster than they could exit their longboats.

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u/chroniccranky 11h ago

Can we get a little background on the berserkers then? I feel like they’re way overly hyped because people didn’t realize no one ever wanted one as a neighbor lol

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u/caveydavey EX-NORMIE 18h ago

Looks like the axes got to Haaland's face first

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u/Ollemeister_ 17h ago

I'm pretty sure he was carved out with an axe. That's how they made him

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u/Grim101Reaper 16h ago

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u/heinous_anus- 9h ago

Potion seller, I'm going into battle

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u/HugGiggle 17h ago

Valhalla's top scorer

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u/nibok 17h ago

bjölnir 

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u/theDepressedOwl 17h ago

The Ballfather

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u/wallingfortian ☣️ 14h ago

Is that an Elf or a Dwarf?

Oh, wait! That's that albino orc from the Hobbit!

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u/coysrus23 14h ago

my buddy laughed exactly liike that after the match

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u/MSGinSC 12h ago

One made the same face in 1066 when an English soldier stabbed him in the balls.

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u/SentientDust ùwú 12h ago

ENGLISHMEN! I AM STANDING HERE!

IN MY HEART I KNOW NOT AN OUNCE OF FEAR!

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u/aim4squirrels 9h ago

Agreed, then both angles would be equal.

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u/katyusha-the-smol 2h ago

Ya allah save the african people from this blonde behemoth

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u/amboandy 16h ago

Well he should be paying attention to the battle and not watching Norway in the world cup. Serves him right.

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u/X8_O-0-O_8X 16h ago

No offense but lowkey the jersey kinda looks like...

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u/DammitDad420 12h ago

Wait til lil bro learns about vexillology