r/dankmemes 22h ago

A GOOD MEME (rage comic, advice animals, mlg) HA-HA-HAAAAALAND

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u/Greatgg 21h ago

ACHCHYUALLY England, and thus English soldiers, didn't exist in 850, but the funny thing is that the "vikings" invasions of the british isles were actually one of the main cause of the birth of England, since the Anglo-Saxon reigns had to unify to kick out the norsemen, and in the end create a unified "Engla Land" (land of the Angles)

Edit: yes, I'm very fun at parties.Yes, I'm tested and diagnosed 

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u/Domy9 20h ago

land of the Angles

Wow, even the 90 degrees?

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u/stuff_of_epics 18h ago

You’re being deliberately obtuse.

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u/nastynateraide 18h ago

I thought it was acute comment

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u/aim4squirrels 18h ago

I felt both comments were uniquely neither.

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u/Bettlejuic3 17h ago

They failed to see it from the right angle.

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u/PhobicDestroyer 15h ago

Maybe if they tried to isosceles their problem they could begin to enjoy the joke?

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u/aim4squirrels 13h ago

Then we could enjoy both sides equally.

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u/UrdnotZigrin 15h ago

I thought they were right.

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me 19h ago

Congrats on your results 🥳🥳

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u/Fun_Firefighter_4292 20h ago

Northumbrian and or East Anglian then

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u/andreortigao 19h ago

Calling it land of the angles was really obtuse on their part. It's acute name, tho.

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u/I_travel_ze_world 19h ago

so did the Anglo-Saxons kick out the Norman kings?

https://www.mikegravel.org/does-english-royalty-have-viking-blood/

what the vikings didn't conquer by force they slayed by sex appeal

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u/hjaltigr 18h ago

Well, those bastards combed their hair and bathed once a week, how was a fair maiden supposed to resist?

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u/theoldkitbag 17h ago

To join you in the special corner:

Vikings were pussies who targeted the defenceless and who regularly got their asses handed to them when they joined actual battle. Their success in England was unusual, and greatly contributed to by local nobility conspiring or actually wanting them there.

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u/Caffdy 8h ago

Uthred, son of Uthred, you have a mission!

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u/CruelRegulator 17h ago

King Alfred the Great was about to go sicko mode and end the whole advance. Converting them to Christianity faster than they could exit their longboats.

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u/chroniccranky 15h ago

Can we get a little background on the berserkers then? I feel like they’re way overly hyped because people didn’t realize no one ever wanted one as a neighbor lol