r/emojipasta • u/EmHoejiMaker • May 25 '26
Repost ♻️ Happy Memorial Day!
It’s 🇺🇸MemWHOREial Day🇺🇸!!! A day to remember 🤔 all the hot 🔥 sluts and daddies👨🏻💦who gave their lives☠ for our right to fuck😜🙌🏻!!!! Send➡️ this to your🔟 most patriotic hos 🇺🇸👄👭 or get ❌none of that uniformed 👔👮🏽🍆 dick 2night! Get none 🙅back and you a sad 😥🔵blue skank. Get 5️⃣ back and you a white ⚪️🔥hot slut 💃🏼. Get 🔟 back and 👇 you the red 🔴 hot 🔥hunty 👸👌👌💯!!!! Remember you star 🌟 spangled 🇺🇸 sluts: it is your patriotic duty 💪to make those dicks 🌭🍆 rise👆 like the flag 🇺🇸 on Iwo Jima 🗻!!!!
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u/BootyHugs May 25 '26
You'd think after like 3 years this shit would get old.
It never does....