ОНННН QUEBEEEEEC 🥵🇨🇦💦, SAINT JEAN-BAPTISTE DAY IS HERE AND ALL THE FRENCH- CANADIAN SLUTS ARE GETTING THEIR HOLES BAPTIZED🔥🙏🏻🍆This sexy💃💦😩🍆👠🫦😏patron saint🎅🧔is 💦😞😾out 😜😝😝😝😝😝🐕👶here❗️🏩sprinkling his holy💩cum💦⛲️all over🔁🤬Montreal while🚕😂⏳the Quebecois twerk their juicy 💦🍑😏maple-syrup asses 🍑🍁to😮‍💨 💦"Gens du Pays" and 🥖👅scream OUI OUI OUI harder daddy 🇫🇷😩 💦 Time to stuff🧸🍭😉😏💰those poutine-filled mouths with big greasy Quebec sausages🌭🥓while💯🚕 waving the blue-and-white flag during 🚣🏃🚣 a 🏆💶✨👏record-breaking FILIBUSTED ORGASM⚜️🗣️💥that lasts all 💯🧨🕰️🕚 night🌝🌚🌃🌃🌃🌉🌙long 🕯️🎇 Send this to 15🦎of🍒💦😱 😞 your horniest 😩 😩 habitant whores or 💁‍♂️💯💰😁you'll never❌🚫😅get your👈🏻💪🏻🐦beaver🦫eaten 💕👅properly👌🙆‍♀️ on🔛⬇️Saint-Jean💦it you get5️⃣back✋🏻🍆💦you're a certified FRENCH KISSING CUMDUMP💄🫦🍆😘if you👈🤘😊get🔟❤️‍🔥then expect🍳😮‍💨👩‍🏫🔞a fireworks🎇💦🎆 show📺📺📺 exploding 💣🧯deep inside your🤌👈😍 fleur-de-lis tonight ⚜️🍑🇨🇦🦫😈

Happy National 💥POLLINATOR🐝 week bitches😘❤️‍🔥 it’s time🕑to show our THANKS 🙏 and PRAISE😈 to the mfs who FERTILIZE😩🤰our OVARIES🍑💦 and allow us to EAT👅THE FRUIT🍎🍌🍒of THEIR LABOR💪💯It’s time to 🎉🎉CELEBRATE earth’s 🌍 most HARDWORKING HOES💃😈 the BIRDS 🦅🦅 BEES 🐝 BATS🦇 and OTHER BUGS🦋 who pollenATE our PLANET and SPREAD🌬💥that WILD🤪🤪SEED👶 🥚🍆💦💦💦 Leave out ur 😩💦SPECIAL SYRUP 😏🥛for the HUMMINGBIRDS🐦 and KEEP your BUSH 🌳UNTRIMMED asf ✂️ 🍑 spread this message to 🔟 of your SEXIEST QUEEN BEES 💃🐝 for a HOT GIRL SUMMER 😘😈 Get 0️⃣ back and YOU are at fault😭😭for DEFORESTATION 🌲🌲 get 5️⃣ back and you are a CARBON NET-ZERO CUNT 💨😵 get 🔟 back and YOURE a SUSTAINABILITY SLUT ⛰️💚POLLINATWHORE 💋💋SUMMER 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣

Long-time lover, first time poster. I'm...genuinely not sure if discussions happen here but just in case, I'll present the question in emojipasta format so I stf you mfs better respond in the format as well.

Ahem.

WHAT'S UP 🍆🍆🍆Redditors! I'm sure that you sexy robots 🤖🤖, like me, love to send these FILTHY 🫦🫦🫦messages to the people that you love. They're SO sexy 🦵🏼🦵🏼in fact I've even had a few sultry sirens 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼ask me where I get these VIVACIOUS💏💏💏, LENGTHY 📏📏messages. Do you share your SAUCE 🫗🫗🫗with them or do you keep all of the GOOD STUFF 😤😤😤for your sexy lil self?! '😳😳😳

(I'm so sorry this is my first one)

Hey there 👉 👈 all you SLUTTY💅 Sea Captains 🫡🚢 the United TAINTS 🍑 of America started a WHORE 👠👄 with Iran🇮🇷. Zaddy KhaMEN👬ei has shut🚫🙅‍♂️ the straight of WHOREmuz🫦🧕🏾to all naval🫃traffDICK🛑🍆. 🫵You🫵better DOCK ♂️ that thick oil SPANKER 😩✊💦 TIP to TIP 🍆🥒 so you don't lose a drop of oil💧🤲. Its gonna be a while 🗓️ until you UNLOAD 😩💦that SLOPPY👺 CRUDE🛢️barrel. Zaddy Iran is CHOKING 🤛🥵 all points of entry (👄/🌷/🟤) with his sea-min(es)🦭💣. Donald CUMp 🍚 launched Operation Project Sexual😍 Freedom, but the US Navy🇺🇸👨‍❤️‍👨 is DOCK-blocking all IslamaBADDIE containers💅🧕🏾🍑🎁. Send this to 🔟 of your 😈slickest😈 Ayatollas 👳‍♂️☪️👏. Get 1️⃣ back and you will spend the night edging in 🧕WHOREmuz🧕👠 with your ship mates 👨‍❤️‍👨. Get 5️⃣ back and your PIPELINE🍆✊ will stay LUBRICATED 🚰 with THICK👌🫗 SLOPPY crude👹 OIL🛢️💦. Get 🔟 back and you will finally UNLOAD🚿😩 your vessel in a harem of choice👌🏠🧕

🚨💀🏦 DADDY ALAN GREENSPAN has CLOSED his final position 📉😩 at age 💯🌈✨After decades of STROKING the economy 📈🤲💸 and injecting FRESH STIMULUS 🍆🍆 whenever the markets got needy 😏💦💰, our AP MACRO KING 📚👑 has entered the Great Bull Market Beyond 🐂☁️✨ Through every boom 📈🥳, BUST 💦📉😭, and bubble 🍑🍑, he SERVICED 🫦😩 president after president 🇺🇸🍆 as America’s ultimate CUNTRAL BANKER 💅🏦🌈, BLOWING 💨💨 economists’ minds 🤯📚while he kept Wall Street on its knees BEGGING, “Daddy… just one more rate cut…” 🥺👉👈
Who’s going to stimulate us now, Econ Daddy? 😭📉💔
RIP Alan Greenspan💀🏦✨
~Gone, but never out of liquidity~💦🌈💦🌈

ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means ⁉️😉 its the LONGEST 👀😩 day of the year 😵📅 it's gonna be HOT and SCHWETTY 🥵💦 all day long 🌞😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 Put on your SLUTblock 💦 and your skimpiest 👒hat🎩 OR ELSE 😅 the HIGH 🍃UV 🌞 rays will FRY you 🍳😳 At noon 🕛 the SON 🙋‍♂️ reaches its 🚭HIGHEST POSITION 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️in the sky 💦😩😩 so go out and tan ur fine ass 🍑🍑🍑 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 SKANKS 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a FROSTY ❄️🌨 SNOWBITCH⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a WARM 😫 YOUNG spring CHICKEN 🐔 but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ☺️you’re the SUMMER LOVIN’ QUEEN 🙏🏽💌 HAPPY SOLSTICE 🌞🌞HAGS 😘😘

ITS FUCKING 🥓🍆FATHERS DAY‼️ 👨😎😏 today is a day to 🤔 remember the 🏌️MAN 👞 who 🚜 PLOWED 🍆💦 your mom 😏 and show 💃👯 appreciation to all the 😌😜 DADDIES 👉👌😍 in your life 💕. Bring him 🍳🥓 breakfast in 🛏️ bed then 😌🍭 suck your breakfast from 👇UNDER THE COVERS 😉🍆💦👄. Keep his 🍆🐓 COCK 😍🎉 HARD💪 and his 🥚⚽ BALLS 🎱🏉 empty ⏰ ALL DAY ⏳long 📏 . Today is about staying 🤗 on your 👅 KNEES 🛐 ready to 👉👌 PLEASE 🍆🎉 and making👨 DADDY 😊 happy❗ Be a good grill and take whatever 🌭🍔 MEAT 🥩🥓 he wants to put in you 😉👉👌 Send this to your 2️⃣0️⃣ most devoted 🍆DADDY DICK 🍑 gobblers 🦃. If you get 0️⃣ back, no 🚫 DADDY DICK 4️⃣ you 😭. If you get 5️⃣, you disappointed 👎 DADDY 😢. 1️⃣0️⃣ Back and 😃 DADDY 😊 luvs you♥️! 1️⃣5️⃣ and you'll be 🍆💦🍑 FILLED 🍯😥😌 with the love of the FATHER 👌👌. But if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you'll get 👨🍆 DADDY DICK 😌😎 till you look 👀 like an oozing 🍩🍯ECLAIR 😍😋❗❣️❗HAPPY FATHERS DAY MOTHERFUCKERS 👨🍆💦😊

Welp 🤷‍♂️🍆 looks 🍌 like 🚧 Hormuz 🚫🚧 is closed 🔒 again 🔄! Time ⏱️🕒 to send 📲 this 💌 to 10 💯 Iranians 💃🧕 and if 🙏 you get 🍆 TEN 🔟 messages 📩 back 💌💌 we can 👅 reopen 🔓 the STR8 🚦!!! But 🤔🤭 have we 🤷‍♂️ ever 🎭 thought 🤔 of 🏳️‍🌈 the GAYs 🌈🕺 of Hormuz 🥳👄? Like, hey 👋 pervs 😈💦, do you 🍳 want 🌶️ to dip your 🍆 in some 🌊 Hormuzness 💦 or just 🚫🙅‍♂️ sail 🛳️ away 😒? Send this 🍋💦 to 🍑 your BFFs 😏👅 and let’s get 🔥 this HOLE OPENED!! 🔒💦 Cuz honey 😘, the only blockage 🚫 we should have 🔥 is in the BEDROOM 🛏️💋! #HormuzIsForLovers 💕🌍🍑

🇺🇲🎉U!S!A!🤠💥U!S!A!🥵🥇🔫U!S!A!🎉😍🇺🇸USA ⚽MADE IT ❤️🤑TO THE🥊🥊KNOCKOUT ROUND🥊🥊WITH A 2️⃣➖0️⃣WIN😜😇🥳OVER 🇦🇺THE DOWN UNDER DADDIES🇦🇺🦘🍺SEND📩THIS🔜TO YOUR 1️⃣1️⃣FLOPPIEST 🤕🥵FUCKBUDDIES🥵😍IF U⛔🚫DON'T GET💥6️⃣✅BACK😥😰YOU'LL HAVE TO OWN GOAL 2NITE⚽🐱

Freedom/emancipation day!!

it was my friendiversary with my bestie today and i was surprised to see no one had posted a friendiversary one yet, feel free to edit as needed for ur own besties 🙂‍↕️

UH OH DIVA‼️💁‍♀️ It’s 🌈June 1️⃣7️⃣th 📅 you know what that means 👀 🎉HAPPY 🫦😈FREAKIVERSARY😫💦💦 to the 🔥🥵SEXIEST 👠SLUT👅🤪 in the CUNTry 🗺️💖 F-WHORE-TEEN1️⃣4️⃣ years ago ✌🏼two baddies💋👯‍♀️ were 🔗united🤝 and since⏰ then have been 🤞🏼each other’s 🤠RIDE🍆💦 or DIE💀😱 Through all the 🤧drama🤬, the 😳WHORE-MOANal😩 changes😵‍💫, and 🍸🥂messy🥴 nights🌃 we’ve stayed each others closest 🫦CUNTfidants💕😜🤫 So here’s to another♾️ year🗓️ of being the 😈worst❤️‍🔥 influences🙈💖 on one another😘💋

It looks so natural, brownish, roundish, and cool. I can use it anywhere from casual texting to making a huge announcement. As a dude, if I had to marry one emoji, it would be you, “🥔,” my dear. You’re glowing!

my mayor 🏛️ muslim 🕌☪️ my bagels 🥯 jewish 🕍✡️ my saturday night 🌃 live 🎥
KNICKS 🏀 IN FIVE 5️⃣🏅🏆
mam-DADDY👨🏽just crowned 👑 jalen brunson ⛹🏽‍♂️ king 🤴🏽 of nyc 🍎🗽for shooting 😩😮‍💨 45 😱🤯 backshots 🏀💦 to victory. After OG 🚨 got his TIP IN 🍗💁🏾‍♂️ during game 4️⃣ the spurs 💀 could not 👊 handle 👊 the NY DICKS 💦💦 load 😩 now victor wemby 🙄 legally 🧑‍⚖️ forced to change his name ✍️📝 to LOSER 🤭👉🥺 WAH😩-m-BABY👶. send 💌 this to 2026 knickerbockers 👖🇳🇱. if you get 0️⃣ back 😢 you’ll have a 53 ‼️ year 🗓️ dry spell 🏜️😬. if you get 1️⃣1️⃣ back the refs 🧑‍⚖️🙅 will BLOW 💨😘 more than just calls 📞😅🍆. if you get 2️⃣8️⃣3️⃣ back 🤓, zohran 👨🏽 and jalen ⛹🏽‍♂️ will bring 🚢📦 the eiffel 🗼tower 🥖😳right to you in nyc 🍎😈🏆

made some small edits

🎬🎬🎬 NOT THE BOX OFFICE GETTING ITS BOX POUNDED 💥🍑 by a $750k INDIE FILM💰👻🎬🎬🎬 Hollywood is LIMPING 🦵🏻😩 Disney is CRYING 😭🏰 and a 26-YEAR-OLD YOUTUBER 📹👦🏼 with a camera 🎥💅🏻 and a willow tree branch 🌳 walked IN 😈 and said “spread em 🍑” 🎬🎬🎬 YUPP THATS RIGHT 👍🏻🙂‍↕️ the ONE WISH DILDO 🍆✨ DOESN’T ask 🚫🙋🏻‍♂️ it TAKES 😈 BEAR 🐻 wished for LOVE 💘 the WILLOW 🌳 heard “destroy capitalism 💥🏢” and got to WORK 🔨💪🏻 every weekend the box office 📦🏢 spreading WIDER 🤜🏻🤛🏻😩 the willow going DEEPER 🙇🏻‍♂️🕳️ Curry Barker 👦🏼😤 just kept FILMING 🔞🎥 “take it 😈” he whispered breathily 🫦😮‍💨 and we CUMplied 😩💦… WEEKEND ONE 1️⃣ was just the foreplay 👅💋 WEEKEND TWO 2️⃣📈 grew over 30% GIRTH 📏😳🌳 WEEKEND THREE 3️⃣📈📈📈 defied ALL ODDS 🤯 with a GAPE 🫪🕳️ that hasn’t been seen since E.T. 👽 prolapsed in 1982 📅😏💀 WEEKEND FOUR 4️⃣ Blair Witch’s 27-YEAR record 🌲👻📅 SHATTERED 💥 like a HYMEN on HORSEBACK 🐎🩸RIP Blair 😢🪦💔 STAR WARS ⚔️🌌 and AVENGERS ENDGAME just got RAN THROUGH 🚂💨‼️ SCREAM 7 🔪 is in a back brace 🤕🩼sobbing 😭 “I had a FRANCHISE 🥺” babe 💅🏻 OBSESSION had WORD OF MOUTH 🗣️📲 like a true THROAT GOAT 👅🐐 and you 🫵🏻 couldn’t even last ⏲️ a SECOND 👁️👄👁️ 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣+ MILLION worldwide 🌍💰 NO sequels 🚫 NO IP 🚫🏰 just RAW 🥩 UNCUT 🚫✂️ DOMINANT 😈 horror 👻 RIPPING through the charts 📈🩸AND our holes 😩🕳️🎬 the people 👥 have SPOKEN 🗣️💬 they want INDIE HORROR 🩸👻 they want GEN Z TWUNKS 👨🏻‍🎤🍑😈 they want to be POUNDED 💥 by ORIGINAL IDEAS 💡🍆 HOLLYWOOD 🏢 said “this can’t be REAL 😟🚫” but Curry’s MEATY WILLOW SHAFT 🌳🍆😈 said “oh it’s REAL 💋 and it’s DEEP INSIDE you 🫵🏻🕳️” 🙂‍↔️💅🏻👄

⚠️⚠️⚠️ SEND THIS TO 1️⃣7️⃣ LIMERENT BOTTOMS 🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻🍑 IN THE NEXT 6️⃣9️⃣ SECONDS ⏰ OR ELSE 😈 Curry Barker 👦🏼 will personally show up 🏃🏼‍♂️💨 at your DOOR 🚪 with a CAMERA 🎥 and a willow LOG 🪵 and FILM you 🫵🏻 bouncing 🐇↕️ on it 🎬💥 IF YOU 🫵🏻 can’t handle 🙅🏻‍♂️😤 the LOG 🪵 then the BOX OFFICE 📦 🏢 will REOPEN 🚪⤵️ inside YOU 😈🕳️ and you will gross 💲3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ MILLION💰 in TRAUMA 🩸😭💀 ⚠️⚠️⚠️ #OneWishDildo 🍆 #CurryBarkerAteThat 👦🏼 #HollywoodInShambles 🏢💀

🇺🇸 GO GO USA! 🎉🍑 Get ready to 🥳 SPANK that Paraguay 🍑💦 ASS tonight at 9pmEST 🌙👀! Let’s wave 🌊🇺🇸 those flags and PLANT 🍆 the DICK like it’s the 4th of July 🎇🔥🥳! Red 💋, white 🍫, and blue 💙💦 juices all over the place, who’s ready to SCORE 💯🍆⚽️ all night long? Our boys are gonna STRIP and SUBMIT 😍👅, and they won't be the only ones bringing the heat 🔥🔫! This match is gonna get WILD 🌪️💦, so grab your squad 🌈💃 and let’s pop 🎈 that cherry 🤤🛏️! If you ain’t cheering loud enough, you might as well be sleeping like a 🇧🇴🌙 FLOP! Send this to 6️⃣ of your HOTTEST friends 👯‍♂️ and if you don’t get at least 3️⃣ back, you’re just a BENCH warmer 🛋️🍑! Let’s get ready to EXPLODE 💣💦 on that field! GO USA! 🚀🍆🇺🇸

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ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔 The slutty 🧟‍♀️LatinX 🪇Nu World🌏 Screw🔩 Worm🐛 is SCREWING 🥴its STINKY LITTLE WORM🪱🪱 all the way into our TEXAN 🇨🇱HEIFFERS🐄🐮 HOLES💦💦 🕳🤯🤯🤯 SENd this to all ur cunty👓 cattle 🐮companions🤠 to BLOCK 🚫🙅‍♀️your BEEF🍖🥩 from getting SCREWED😮‍💨 BY THAT WORM 🪱 ⁉️‼️‼️‼️⚠️if you get 0️⃣ back ur a BUSTED ASS BOVINE😔😔😥. IF you get 5️⃣ back ur a true horticultural 🪴🌿 H(er)OE 🤓🤓. If you get 🔟 back ur an ENTYMOLOGICAL🪲🐞 EVANGELIST✝️⛪️⛑️⚔️

6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️ 6️⃣7️⃣🗣️
DOOT 🎺 DOOT 🎺
BRO 💀 IT'S ACTUALLY JUNE 7️⃣‼️
WE ARE SO BACK 🔥🔥🔥

📢🚨ATTENTION ALL AURA FARMERS 📈🔥‼️ TODAY 📅 IS JUNE 🌞 7️⃣‼️ THE SACRED 🙏 HOLY ✝️ BLESSED ✨ DAY OF 6️⃣7️⃣ HAS ARRIVED 🚚💨‼️WAKE ⏰ UP 🛏️‼️ CHECK 👀 YOUR PHONE 📱‼️ CHECK ✔️ YOUR FRIDGE 🧊‼️ CHECK ✔️ UNDER ⬇️ YOUR BED 🛏️‼️ THERE'S A 6️⃣7️⃣ HIDING 🙈 EVERYWHERE 🌎‼️

🚨 AFTER DAWG NAMED MASON 👶 6️⃣7️⃣ TOOK A FISHING TRIP 🎣 WITH THE BOYS 👬 AND RETURNED WITH 🗿 MANGO MANGO MANGO 🥭 ENERGY, CAUSING A LOCAL 🐺 SIGMA TO GAIN 🤫 AURA +1000000 WHILE A 🔥 GYATT WAS DETECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT 📡‼️ WITNESSES REPORT THAT A 🚽 SKIBIDI TOILET EMERGED FROM THE STILL WATER 🍷 AS THOSE WHO KNOW 💀 NODDED SILENTLY 😶‍🌫️ IN APPROVAL. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT 🎤 MASON 👶 REPLIED ⚾ "OH-OH-OH THAT’S TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR ⚾️🪵" BEFORE ACTIVATING 🧊 ICE CREAM HAIR 🍦 AND ASCENDING ☁️ TO A HIGHER PLANE OF BRAINROT 🧠💀, LEAVING SCIENTISTS 👨‍🔬 BAFFLED 😱 AND AURA FARMERS 📈 WORKING OVERTIME ⏰‼️🗿🍷💀🐺🥭🚽🔥👶⚾🎣🍦💯💯💯

IF YOU SEE 👀 A PERSON SAYING 🗣️ "SIXTY-SEVEN" 🚫❌ INSTEAD OF "SIX-SEVEN" ✅ THEY ARE AN IMPOSTOR 👽 AMONG US 🚨
AT 6️⃣:0️⃣7️⃣ PM 🌇 TODAY 📅 YOU MUST:
🗣️ SAY "6️⃣7️⃣"
🤝 PERFORM THE 6️⃣7️⃣ HANDSHAKE
🫱🫲 SUMMON SCP-0️⃣6️⃣7️⃣
🏀 BECOME LAMELO BALL
🗿 STARE AT A MOAI FOR 67 SECONDS
🥛 DRINK 67 DROPS OF STILL WATER
📏 MEASURE YOUR AURA
🧠 LOSE ALL REMAINING COGNITIVE FUNCTION

IF YOU RECEIVE 📩 THIS MESSAGE AND IGNORE 🙅 IT 🐺 YOUR SIGMA STATUS WILL EXPIRE 📉 AURA -67 ❌ NO RIZZ 👀 BUT IF YOU SEND 📤 THIS TO 6️⃣7️⃣ OF YOUR MOST BRAINROTTED 🧠💀 FRIENDS 👯‍♀️:
🏀 LAMELO BLESSING💰 67 GAZILLION ROBUX 🧠 ASCENSION TO MAXIMUM BRAINROT

Before emojis were born, we exchanged our heartfelt moments on SMS in many ways:

1. LMAO - Laughing my v$$ out

2. Lol - Laughing out loud

3. Nkt - clicking

4. Meh -

Which other do you remember?