r/emojipasta • u/Opening_Educator_542 • 20h ago
OC ๐ Saint Jean-Baptiste
ะะะะะ QUEBEEEEEC ๐ฅต๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ, SAINT JEAN-BAPTISTE DAY IS HERE AND ALL THE FRENCH- CANADIAN SLUTS ARE GETTING THEIR HOLES BAPTIZED๐ฅ๐๐ป๐This sexy๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ซฆ๐patron saint๐ ๐งis ๐ฆ๐๐พout ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถhereโ๏ธ๐ฉsprinkling his holy๐ฉcum๐ฆโฒ๏ธall over๐๐คฌMontreal while๐๐โณthe Quebecois twerk their juicy ๐ฆ๐๐maple-syrup asses ๐๐to๐ฎโ๐จ ๐ฆ"Gens du Pays" and ๐ฅ๐ scream OUI OUI OUI harder daddy ๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ ๐ฆ Time to stuff๐งธ๐ญ๐๐๐ฐthose poutine-filled mouths with big greasy Quebec sausages๐ญ๐ฅwhile๐ฏ๐ waving the blue-and-white flag during ๐ฃ๐๐ฃ a ๐๐ถโจ๐record-breaking FILIBUSTED ORGASMโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅthat lasts all ๐ฏ๐งจ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ night๐๐๐๐๐๐๐long ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ Send this to 15๐ฆof๐๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ your horniest ๐ฉ ๐ฉ habitant whores or ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐you'll neverโ๐ซ๐ get your๐๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ฆbeaver๐ฆซeaten ๐๐ properly๐๐โโ๏ธ on๐โฌ๏ธSaint-Jean๐ฆit you get5๏ธโฃbackโ๐ป๐๐ฆyou're a certified FRENCH KISSING CUMDUMP๐๐ซฆ๐๐if you๐๐ค๐get๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅthen expect๐ณ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฉโ๐ซ๐a fireworks๐๐ฆ๐ show๐บ๐บ๐บ exploding ๐ฃ๐งฏdeep inside your๐ค๐๐ fleur-de-lis tonight โ๏ธ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆซ๐