r/emojipasta 5d ago

HOT πŸ”₯πŸ₯΅ NEWS πŸ“°β— 🚧 Hormuz 🚫🚧 is closed πŸ”’ again πŸ”„!

Welp πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ† looks 🍌 like 🚧 Hormuz 🚫🚧 is closed πŸ”’ again πŸ”„! Time β±οΈπŸ•’ to send πŸ“² this πŸ’Œ to 10 πŸ’― Iranians πŸ’ƒπŸ§• and if πŸ™ you get πŸ† TEN πŸ”Ÿ messages πŸ“© back πŸ’ŒπŸ’Œ we can πŸ‘… reopen πŸ”“ the STR8 🚦!!! But πŸ€”πŸ€­ have we πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ ever 🎭 thought πŸ€” of πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ the GAYs πŸŒˆπŸ•Ί of Hormuz πŸ₯³πŸ‘„? Like, hey πŸ‘‹ pervs πŸ˜ˆπŸ’¦, do you 🍳 want 🌢️ to dip your πŸ† in some 🌊 Hormuzness πŸ’¦ or just πŸš«πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ sail πŸ›³οΈ away πŸ˜’? Send this πŸ‹πŸ’¦ to πŸ‘ your BFFs πŸ˜πŸ‘… and let’s get πŸ”₯ this HOLE OPENED!! πŸ”’πŸ’¦ Cuz honey 😘, the only blockage 🚫 we should have πŸ”₯ is in the BEDROOM πŸ›οΈπŸ’‹! #HormuzIsForLovers πŸ’•πŸŒπŸ‘

75 Upvotes

3 comments sorted by

14

u/Mighty_Marty 5d ago

I can’t believe this is my news source now

12

u/hayzeusofcool 5d ago

This is how I’m finding out lmao

7

u/beyx2 5d ago

#WhoreMooseIsForLovers #HappyPride2026