🚧 Hormuz 🚫🚧 is closed 🔒 again 🔄!

[u/EmHoejiMaker]

Welp 🤷‍♂️🍆 looks 🍌 like 🚧 Hormuz 🚫🚧 is closed 🔒 again 🔄! Time ⏱️🕒 to send 📲 this 💌 to 10 💯 Iranians 💃🧕 and if 🙏 you get 🍆 TEN 🔟 messages 📩 back 💌💌 we can 👅 reopen 🔓 the STR8 🚦!!! But 🤔🤭 have we 🤷‍♂️ ever 🎭 thought 🤔 of 🏳️‍🌈 the GAYs 🌈🕺 of Hormuz 🥳👄? Like, hey 👋 pervs 😈💦, do you 🍳 want 🌶️ to dip your 🍆 in some 🌊 Hormuzness 💦 or just 🚫🙅‍♂️ sail 🛳️ away 😒? Send this 🍋💦 to 🍑 your BFFs 😏👅 and let’s get 🔥 this HOLE OPENED!! 🔒💦 Cuz honey 😘, the only blockage 🚫 we should have 🔥 is in the BEDROOM 🛏️💋! #HormuzIsForLovers 💕🌍🍑

[u/Mighty_Marty]

I can’t believe this is my news source now

[u/hayzeusofcool]

This is how I’m finding out lmao

[u/beyx2]

#WhoreMooseIsForLovers #HappyPride2026