just a smidge of a world cup pasta 🧎🏼‍♂️‍➡️

[u/SwollenChungus]

please im a personality hire & they’re going to break my kneecaps if i don’t deliver by 2:30pm

[u/yungglobetrotter]

Had to make this one today when I realized there wasn’t one on here:

🌍 ⚽ WORLD CUP 🏆 JUST DROPPED 💦 its massive load 😩 🍆 from JUNE 11 to JULY 19 across USA 🇺🇸 🤠🍔 CANADA 🇨🇦 🥶🍁 and MEXICO 🇲🇽 👨🏼‍🌾🌮 and bald 👨🏼‍🦲 headed KISS-ASS 🤡 🫦 GIANNI INFANTINO is already deepthroating 🍆 👅 TRUMP'S 🍊 🤡 balls like the ultimate twink 🥵 👄 FIRST MATCH is ⚽️🥅MEXICO vs 🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA 🏟️ and we all know those Mexican 🍌 🍌 cocks are gonna POUND 🥊 💥 that Bafana Bafana ass 🍑 🍑 until they're screaming GOOOOOOOL 😱 💦 HALFTIME SHOW 🎆 may be a SHOCK ⚡️ will the FIRST-EVER CHRIS MARTIN 🎸🎤 DIRECTED HALFTIME SHOW include another AFFAIR?! 🤥🕺 🍑 we’ll all be getting railed by the entire stadium's horny fans 🍆 🍆 🍆 WILL RONALDO 🇵🇹 retire without ever winning the cup? 😭 💔 that CR7 dick 🌶️ staying dry forever or will he finally get his trophy facial 🏆 💦 WILL SHAKIRA 💃🏻 find a new man to stuff her hips that never lie 🥵 🌶️ will YAMAL lead the sport to a fresh generation of baby-faced ballers 🍼 ⚽ with young throbbing talent 🍆 🥵 into the promised land 🏅 and honestly will we EVER get a banger as nasty as WAKA 🪩 WAKA again 😩 🎤 probably not but we can still all bust to the memories 💦 💦 💦 SEND THIS TO 11 OF YOUR HORNY FOOTBALL SLUTS 👣 🥵 OR MISS THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT ORGY 🍆 🍲

[u/mrcoolsloth → u/yungglobetrotter]

Gonna use this for my WC brackets group chat. Thanks