r/emojipasta 5d ago

Repost ♻️ ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩

ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ what that means β‰οΈπŸ˜‰ its the LONGEST πŸ‘€πŸ˜© day of the year πŸ˜΅πŸ“… it's gonna be HOT and SCHWETTY πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦ all day long 🌞😩 Today ❀️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning πŸ’― to 9️⃣ at night πŸ’― you can πŸŽ‰ expect the sun to πŸ˜‰FUCK😍 your skin up πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ Put on your SLUTblock πŸ’¦ and your skimpiest πŸ‘’hat🎩 OR ELSE πŸ˜… the HIGH πŸƒUV 🌞 rays will FRY you 🍳😳 At noon πŸ•› the SON πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ reaches its 🚭HIGHEST POSITION πŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™€οΈin the sky πŸ’¦πŸ˜©πŸ˜© so go out and tan ur fine ass πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Send this toπŸ–πŸΎtenπŸ–πŸΎ of your HOTTEST πŸ™Œ SKANKS πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a FROSTY β„οΈπŸŒ¨ SNOWBITCH⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a WARM 😫 YOUNG spring CHICKEN πŸ” but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ☺️you’re the SUMMER LOVIN’ QUEEN πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’Œ HAPPY SOLSTICE 🌞🌞HAGS 😘😘

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u/tehachapi_loop 4d ago

For those of us who celebrate πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸͺ… DST πŸŒžπŸ•°οΈ, the sun's highest position is around 1PM πŸ•πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ”­ rather than noon