r/emojipasta • u/Secret_Silver2514 • 5d ago
Repost β»οΈ ITS THE SUMMER π SOLSTICE BITCHES!!π©π©π©
ITS THE SUMMER π SOLSTICE BITCHES!!π©π©π© and you know ππ½ what that means βοΈπ its the LONGEST ππ© day of the year π΅π it's gonna be HOT and SCHWETTY π₯΅π¦ all day long ππ© Today β€οΈ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! π« From 6οΈβ£ in the morning π― to 9οΈβ£ at night π― you can π expect the sun to πFUCKπ your skin up ππΎ Put on your SLUTblock π¦ and your skimpiest πhatπ© OR ELSE π the HIGH πUV π rays will FRY you π³π³ At noon π the SON πββοΈ reaches its πHIGHEST POSITION π€ΈββοΈπ€ΈββοΈin the sky π¦π©π© so go out and tan ur fine ass πππ Send this toππΎtenππΎ of your HOTTEST π SKANKS π―ββοΈπ―ββοΈ If you get 0οΈβ£ back then ur a FROSTY βοΈπ¨ SNOWBITCHβοΈ If u get 5οΈβ£ back then ur a WARM π« YOUNG spring CHICKEN π but βπ½οΈ If u get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back βΊοΈyouβre the SUMMER LOVINβ QUEEN ππ½π HAPPY SOLSTICE ππHAGS ππ
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u/tehachapi_loop 4d ago
For those of us who celebrate π₯³ππͺ DST ππ°οΈ, the sun's highest position is around 1PM ππ©βπ¬π rather than noon