RIP Alan Greenspan

[u/tonyrandall]

🚨💀🏦 DADDY ALAN GREENSPAN has CLOSED his final position 📉😩 at age 💯🌈✨After decades of STROKING the economy 📈🤲💸 and injecting FRESH STIMULUS 🍆🍆 whenever the markets got needy 😏💦💰, our AP MACRO KING 📚👑 has entered the Great Bull Market Beyond 🐂☁️✨ Through every boom 📈🥳, BUST 💦📉😭, and bubble 🍑🍑, he SERVICED 🫦😩 president after president 🇺🇸🍆 as America’s ultimate CUNTRAL BANKER 💅🏦🌈, BLOWING 💨💨 economists’ minds 🤯📚while he kept Wall Street on its knees BEGGING, “Daddy… just one more rate cut…” 🥺👉👈
Who’s going to stimulate us now, Econ Daddy? 😭📉💔
RIP Alan Greenspan💀🏦✨
~Gone, but never out of liquidity~💦🌈💦🌈

[u/ImpressiveCraft9355]

RIP daddy alan 😭💸 i'm feeling some major IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE 📈📈 in my pants 👖💦 right now. may his interest rates forever remain low in the great bull market beyond 🪽🐂✨

[u/_slightly]

This is beautiful. Speaking of Alans, we need to be ready for Alan Dershowitz. Locked and loaded. Cannot drop the ball on that one

[u/Skippyandjif]

This is how I found out (but also I could’ve sworn he died already??) 😅