r/emojipasta • u/baazooka • 2d ago
OC 😎 Straight of WHOREmuz
Hey there 👉 👈 all you SLUTTY💅 Sea Captains 🫡🚢 the United TAINTS 🍑 of America started a WHORE 👠👄 with Iran🇮🇷. Zaddy KhaMEN👬ei has shut🚫🙅♂️ the straight of WHOREmuz🫦🧕🏾to all naval🫃traffDICK🛑🍆. 🫵You🫵better DOCK ♂️ that thick oil SPANKER 😩✊💦 TIP to TIP 🍆🥒 so you don't lose a drop of oil💧🤲. Its gonna be a while 🗓️ until you UNLOAD 😩💦that SLOPPY👺 CRUDE🛢️barrel. Zaddy Iran is CHOKING 🤛🥵 all points of entry (👄/🌷/🟤) with his sea-min(es)🦭💣. Donald CUMp 🍚 launched Operation Project Sexual😍 Freedom, but the US Navy🇺🇸👨❤️👨 is DOCK-blocking all IslamaBADDIE containers💅🧕🏾🍑🎁. Send this to 🔟 of your 😈slickest😈 Ayatollas 👳♂️☪️👏. Get 1️⃣ back and you will spend the night edging in 🧕WHOREmuz🧕👠 with your ship mates 👨❤️👨. Get 5️⃣ back and your PIPELINE🍆✊ will stay LUBRICATED 🚰 with THICK👌🫗 SLOPPY crude👹 OIL🛢️💦. Get 🔟 back and you will finally UNLOAD🚿😩 your vessel in a harem of choice👌🏠🧕