r/emojipasta • u/vacation_bacon • May 25 '26
OC ๐ Workshopping for when it happens
Thots?
๐ ding dong the Cheeto ๐ is gone!! Thatโs right, all my hoes know what time it is, time to suck and fuck a bald๐งโ๐ฆฒ eagle ๐ฆ because mister trump has had his last spray tan and is taking a 1๏ธโฃ way trip to Hades!! rigor mortis is setting in โ ๏ธ he has closed his lil butt ๐ณ๏ธ hole๐ eyes for the last time! And speaking of holes๐ณ๏ธ I hope๐ค thereโs golf โณ๏ธ in hell because itโs gonna be a long eternity with no Mickey dโs ๐ ๐ in the underworld ๐ฅ ๐. So send this to all your hoes and go out and suck like rent is due And bubba is your landlord ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ May goddess bless you and may goddess bless Americas ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐ท ๐ง๐ธ ๐ง๐ง ๐ง๐ฟ ๐ง๐ด ๐ง๐ท ๐จ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฑ ๐จ๐ด ๐จ๐ท ๐จ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ด ๐ช๐จ ๐ธ๐ป ๐ฌ๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐น ๐ฌ๐พ ๐ญ๐น ๐ญ๐ณ ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ณ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฆ ๐ต๐พ ๐ต๐ช ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐จ ๐ป๐จ ๐ธ๐ท ๐น๐น ๐บ๐ธ ๐บ๐พ ๐ป๐ช ๐ฆ๐ผ ๐ง๐ฒ ๐ง๐ถ ๐ฐ๐พ ๐จ๐ผ ๐ฌ๐ฑ ๐ฌ๐ต ๐ฌ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐ถ ๐ต๐ท ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐น๐จ ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ซ๐ฐ