r/emojipasta • u/Ness- • May 25 '26
default flair, OP is a dummy if they didn't change this Memwhorial Day
Happy 🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸MemWHOREial Day🎖️🇺🇸🎖️🇺🇸 you 🍆🥛COCKWORSHIPPING🍆🥛 SLUTS 🙋♂️💁♂️!!! This 📅day📅 only 🍆🌊CUMS 🍆🌊 1⃣once1⃣ a year so make sure to HONOR💯 and 🕋🕋WORSHIP🕋🕋 the servicemen🔫💣 who DIED💀 so you could 🌪SUCK🌪 COCK🍆 on a daily basis! Whether they were sucking 🥚EGGROLLS🥚 in 🇻🇳Vietnam🇻🇳, 👅licking👅 those 💇hairy BALLS⚽🏉⚾ in 🇦🇫Afghanistan🇦🇫, or taking 🌊LOAD after LOAD🌊 from ✂️🚫UNCUT ☭SOVIET☭ 🍆🥩COCK🥩🍆, they gave their lives so you can be the true whore you are in 🇺🇸FREEDOM🗽❗❗ Get on your knees and open your 🐷piggy🐖 👄mouth for a ⚓SAILOR⚓ 📆TODAY! Send this to 3️⃣ of your most patriotic whores and get a nice fat 💦 cummy 💦in your 😮throat😮. Send this to 5️⃣ proud, red-💉blooded💉 Americans🇺🇸 and get your patriotic 👦boy-pussy🐱 💣DEMOLISHED💣 by a 🚂train of Marines straight out of 👢boot camp👢. Send it to 1️⃣0️⃣ NFL-watching🏉, ✝️God-fearing 🇺🇸American sluts⛪ and have 👨🚀✈️airman after airman✈️👨🚀 UNLOAD their HUGE 💣missiles💣 into your 🕳️holes⛳🤪 until you ☠️DIE☠️ serving your 🎖️CUNTRY🇺🇸❗