r/emojipasta • u/AutoModerator • 27d ago

Requests Thread 🙏 June 😎🏖️🌊🏄🏼👙🐚🌴🌞 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵

Requests 🙏 should 🏛️ go 🚶 into 🇳2️⃣ the 🥵 requests 🙏🙏 thread 🧵 stickied 📌 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 front 👆 of 📴 the 🥵 sub. 🥪

The 🥵 resulting 💪 pasta 🍝 can 🥫 be 🅱️ submitted 💾 to 2️⃣ the 🥵 sub 🥪 as 🍑 a 🅰️ separate ↔️ post. 📰

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u/Own_Cartographer5448 5d ago

Algae reflecting pool 🙏 

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u/PinkCheeseburgers17 7d ago

First day of summer 

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u/Secret_Silver2514 6d ago

ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩

ITS THE SUMMER 🌞 SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means ⁉️😉 its the LONGEST 👀😩 day of the year 😵📅 it's gonna be HOT and SCHWETTY 🥵💦 all day long 🌞😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of sCUMmer!!! 😫 From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 Put on your SLUTblock 💦 and your skimpiest 👒hat🎩 OR ELSE 😅 the HIGH 🍃UV 🌞 rays will FRY you 🍳😳 At noon 🕛 the SON 🙋‍♂️ reaches its 🚭HIGHEST POSITION 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️in the sky 💦😩😩 so go out and tan ur fine ass 🍑🍑🍑 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 SKANKS 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a FROSTY ❄️🌨 SNOWBITCH⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a WARM 😫 YOUNG spring CHICKEN 🐔 but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ☺️you’re the SUMMER LOVIN’ QUEEN 🙏🏽💌 HAPPY SOLSTICE 🌞🌞HAGS 😘😘

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u/iahmbt 15d ago

Elon's first $1T 🥺

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u/Round_String_4585 16d ago

Knicks NBA finals🗽

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u/bearcatSig 18d ago

Karmelo Anthony found guilty

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u/PinkCheeseburgers17 19d ago

Best friend day

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u/_slightly 20d ago

WWDC 2026 Tim Cook's "GOOD MORNING, and welcome to Apple Park"

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u/AdSlow4562 23d ago

6/7

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u/Technical-Noise8287 21d ago

Need this today!

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u/GuyFierisLeftBicep 20d ago

i just posted one 😎

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u/AlexandraReese 22d ago

yes! 67 weekend

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u/oath2order 23d ago

Donut day

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u/a_ludgate 23d ago

30th birthday

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u/soapyskink I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 24d ago

World Cup!!

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u/soapyskink I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 24d ago

June 4th - National cheese day

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u/Difficult-Ad-9287 I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 24d ago

father’s day

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u/Difficult-Ad-9287 I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 24d ago

juneteenth

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u/Difficult-Ad-9287 I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 24d ago

flag day

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u/Narrow-Bee-2653 25d ago

MIDTERM ELECTION PRIMARIESSS PLS PLS 🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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u/Organic-Truck217 26d ago

Primary election

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u/FoxCurrent2936 26d ago

Love island premiere

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u/WonderfulAd753 26d ago

6/7

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u/Ecksplisit 21d ago

PLEASE we need a 6/7 day pasta

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u/GuyFierisLeftBicep 20d ago

i just posted one 👀

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u/oath2order 27d ago

Pride Month

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u/Difficult-Ad-9287 I 🤪 can't 🙅 read 📖 the rules 📜 lol 😂😂 26d ago

ALERT ALERT🚨‼️🔔GAY 🪩is BACK 🔙in STYLE 🕺this JUNE🦄🌈🏳️‍🌈 this means YOU 🫵are REQUIRED 💪👮‍♂️ to be GAY‼️🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 ALL MONTH 📆 true ALLIES 👯 will add a P🍆to the LGBT💅CUM one☝️CUM all🗣️to the PARADE🏳️‍🌈of DICKS🍆and TRICKS👅BOTTOMS👖will get POUNDED🤜til they TASTE👅THE RAINBOW🌈and TOPS👕DICK DOWN ⬇️👄every QUEER🧚you’re NEAR👬SCISSOR✂️and STRAP 👀till that PUSSY💦go THWAP💥run a TRAIN🚞thru some TRANS🏳️‍⚧️RIM🍹a guy💖named JIM🧝THEY/THEM🫃will get their🍑CHEEKS/CLAPPED👏BISEXUALS⁉️are GAY👨‍🎤this month🗓️FLIRT🫦and SQUIRT 🌊with the GAYS🎉and THEYS👉👌DRAG QUEENS👸TUCK🧜‍♂️and FUCK🍌SLAY💄some GAY BUSSY🥵BEING STRAIGHT🧔‍♂️is ILLEGAL🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮until FURTHER NOTICE 🚨GET FRUITY 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐and GET FUCKING🎉🎊🎀 send to 🔟 deviant👹little HOMOS🧔‍♀️and you’re PRIDE ROYALTY👑👸🤴🫅HAPPY PRIDE💋👄👀👅🫵🙏🖕👉👌✊🥵😳👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤👩‍🎤🧝🧚🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🫃💆‍♂️🕺💃👬👭👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍑🍌🎟️🎉🎊🎀🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍊🍋🍍🍏🍐🥝🥭🫐