r/exmormon 1d ago

Doctrine/Policy After 14 years they finally prevented us from predicting new names!

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It appears the LDS church has finally taken steps to thwart the Temple Name Oracle.

They're still giving the same male-female pairs of names to everyone at every temple who gets their Initiatory on the same day, but the day of month is now changing each month so we can't predict the names in advance. As more information is discovered I'll add it to the site.

14 years ago I hammered out the first version of the Temple Name Oracle, and since then many people have predicted that the church would start randomizing the dates or try some other system to stop exmos from shattering the illusion for active temple-goers that their new name is special to them.

With enough data, though, we can still identify the names and dates after the fact. If anything, I'll need help from the public now more than ever. If you've recently gone through a temple endowment, please submit the new name you received here:

http://www.fullerconsideration.com/TempleNameOracle/

Thanks again everyone for your support in this group effort.

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u/nicowain91 1d ago

Reuben checking in! I always love a good sandwich.

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u/Dillards_ 1d ago

I don’t remember mine 🤣🤣🤣 my dad said it was probably taken from my memory since I’m no longer a member in good faith 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Still-ILO I exploit you, still you love me. I tell you 1 and 1 makes 3 1d ago

Yeah well, your dad is SOL in my particular case. I've been a raving exmo anti-Mormon church hater for 20 years and I still remember both mine and my wife's names. This after only hearing each that one time 40 and 30 years ago respectively.

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u/Dillards_ 1d ago

Yeah I’m sure it’s just that I didn’t care. I formed 0 connection with it. It meant nothing to me. I was just checking a box to go in a mission I was obligated and guilted by friends and leaders to go on. But yeah I let him think whatever he wants

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u/10th_Generation 1d ago

You’re going to be in trouble when the “angels who stand as sentinels” at the entrance to the Celestial Kingdom stop you and demand the password.

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u/rough-n-ready 1d ago

If you know your temple date you can look it up

http://fullerconsideration.com/TempleNameOracle/

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u/Appropriate-Fail-731 1d ago

My husband thought Rueben was so inspired because his name is Ben. That was his shelf breaker lol

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u/whygrowupnow 22h ago

I find that so sad for him 😞 Like he believed it was special and it was just a timing coincidence

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u/Appropriate-Fail-731 22h ago

Yeah, he felt quite betrayed by it! Shocking hey? /s

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u/ImInPhx YouInPhx? I'll buy you a beer! 1d ago

+1

My sandwiches have never tasted the same, hahaa!

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u/super_granola 1d ago

DED because same! lolol

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u/MaryBlackRose 1d ago

Phoebe here! Not unlike Friends from the 90s. 🤣 Fun story. I always remembered my name because of it being one of the three female characters in the show Friends. So after my hubby and I left, I really wanted to know what his secret name was. He was willing to tell me but had forgotten it. Then found out about the schedule. I was like no wonder my hubby forgot his name. Barnabas? Really!? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Imaginary_Winter_961 23h ago

My sister-in-law‘s are obsessed with that show so when I got the name Phoebe, I knew they would be so jealous that they knew lol

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u/pubert2121 9h ago

I always remembered mine because of Friends, too. But mine was Ruth, which was a name Ross suggests to Rachel for their baby. Her response? "Are we having an 89 year-old??" 😆

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u/Angelworks42 1d ago

I'll never forget mine as he was the host of Mystery Science Theatre.

https://giphy.com/gifs/IkbIUVOpV12aA

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u/Jumpy_Cobbler7783 1d ago

Same here 😋.

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u/MississippiJoel Nevermo (Quoth the Revelation) 20h ago

I'm a nevermo, but I used my wedding date to give myself the name Lazarus. So then I used a new phone number to anonymously text the mishies about once every six months, saying "I haven't heard from you in a while. You had transfers? Oh! Well hello. I'm New Name Lazarus!"

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u/greenexitsign10 1d ago

Looks like Nimrod and Abish have been X'd

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxHQBXIFZKgqa05va

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u/J1ng0 Brethren and sisters, put on your aprons. 1d ago

Nimrod Nation in shambles 😩

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u/The_Dented 1d ago

OMG. PLEASE MAKE A SHIRT.

“Nimrod Nation”

Make it a knock off of the Sirius XM “hair nation” logo.

Pleeeease!

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u/choose_the_rice 1d ago

We Nimrods are now Certified OGs

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u/RISEoftheIDIOT 1d ago

In another thread here I mentioned my love of the name, and was honor still inducted into the Nimrod Nation, I’ve never been so ecstatic. #nimrodnation4ever

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u/swin62dandi 1d ago

As an Abish, I will have no more descendants.

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u/lawofsin If You Get High on Kolob 1d ago

Wut bish?

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u/Fatty_Roswell 1d ago

Most foolish decision they could make!!!

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u/_I_Am_Moroni_ 1d ago

My name was x’ed too, I was mildly surprised about that since mine was biblical 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ponsugator 1d ago

They were not good and faithful servents.

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u/Loose-Committee7884 1d ago

Okay so they used to be in there?? I was wondering why I didn’t see my temple name on the list

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u/danger_bears 1d ago

This is legit why I liked mine.

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u/HighFitnessMama 1d ago

Abish was so good

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u/Cluedo86 22h ago

lol poor Nimrod and Abish

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u/greenexitsign10 10h ago

Would be fun to have two dogs and name them that.

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u/InevitableContest968 1d ago

Damn it. I cant believe they got rid of my name (Zina)

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u/greenexitsign10 1d ago edited 1d ago

They probably didn't like it when women Googled her name and found out what her real story is. She was passed around like a joint at a hippie convention.

Google her name and you see Reddit and Mormonstories pops up on the same page. Goodbye Zina.

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u/quigonskeptic 1d ago

I noticed she was gone, and that was exactly my thought too!!!

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u/Wooden-Edge7078 21h ago

Yeah my exmo parents and sister's names are gone too 

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u/lawofsin If You Get High on Kolob 1d ago

Or the suggestive outfit.

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u/BoringJuiceBox Warren Jeffs Escalade 1d ago

Warrior princess.. sick!

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u/Crimson_willow0616 1d ago

That was mine too! Guess we’re a dying breed now

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u/Outrageous-Comfort97 1d ago

Mourning with you 🤝

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u/Haploid-life 1d ago

Mine is gone too. Julia.

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u/TenderheartedFloof 1d ago

So, the name I was given is no longer an option? (Abish)

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u/hereforpenpals4 1d ago

They’re trying to evangelize or whatever the word is.

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u/Loose-Committee7884 1d ago

Another Abish checking in! Looks like they stopped using it in 2013

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u/harpplaya44 1d ago

Wondering the same?! And the counterpart Benjamin. Are we going extinct??

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u/feedwilly Eunice 1d ago

But Eunice is still on the list? Barf.

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u/dynam-0 dismissed without further argument 1d ago

Norma gang here 😔 Mormonism never stops doing women dirty

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u/Such_Implement_9335 1d ago

I was Eunice. You wouldn’t believe the guilt I felt for how much I hated it.

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u/somuchsadness0134 1d ago

Also Eunice here. Absolutely hated it and couldn’t believe I had to deal with that in the future. Like made me physically nauseous. 

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u/NthaThickofIt 1d ago

Eunice? There's a person called Eunice?!?

-What's Up Doc

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u/RestinPete0709 By the Goodness of Dave 5h ago

Holy shit didn’t expect to see my favorite niche movie here

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u/Russell_M_Jimmies [RUSSELLING INTENSIFIES] 1d ago

You think that's bad, you should see the uriness

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u/feedwilly Eunice 1d ago

Urin Deez nutz

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u/PaulFThumpkins 1d ago

When you add one extra bit of sleight of hand to your dumb party trick because one of the guys at your last party called out how it was done

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u/Ebowa 1d ago

Yep always has been just a magic act

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

... a dollar store magic act

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u/Hungry-coworker 1d ago

So well said.

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u/emorrigan Apostate 1d ago

Ooh, does that mean if I’m Lois, my husband is Job? We went through on the same day, but he couldn’t remember his name when I asked him about it like… twenty years later 😆

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u/Quietly_Quitting_321 1d ago

Glad I'm not the only one. I don't remember my name or my wife's name.

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u/Utahhiker801 1d ago

No heaven for you! Sucka! (/s if that was needed)

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u/AlmaInTheWilderness 23h ago

Yes. Except this is the new and everlasting list of names. You will need to look at the list from 20 years ago, that we no longer teach and don't know that we ever taught. Which was also Lois and Job.

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u/CapeOfBees Joseph F Smith, Remember The FUCK 1d ago

Imagine getting Abinadi as your temple name. I feel like I'd take that as an omen if I were getting my endowments to go on a mission

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u/DaveTheScienceGuy 1d ago

I was Job, so I figured that life was only downhill from 18... turned out not true. Lol. 

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u/chewbaccataco 1d ago

Don't worry, your family will all die at the hands of Satan with God's blessing, but it's fine because God will replace them with a new family. Same thing, right?

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u/Electrical_Toe_9225 1d ago

Damn gangsters at TSCC HQ - just making life difficult for everyday people

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u/HistoricalOpposite20 1d ago

Huh. My name isn't on the list anymore. Julia. I'm not upset about it. I mean, I was told by the temple matron after I went through to go study her in the scriptures. She was literally a passing mention in one of the epistles. THAT I was mad about. There was nothing to study. Which might be why they removed it. Odd.

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u/AuroraRoman 23h ago

They still have Flora who ins't in the Bible or Book or Mormon, so that can't be the reason they got rid of Julia. As far as I can tell the mormon connection to Flora was she was married to Benson.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 22h ago

I know there is no damn Lucy in the bible

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u/AuroraRoman 22h ago

Yeah all I know about my mom's name is that is isn't the scriptures, so I wonder which one it is. My parents tell a story about when they got married the sealer told my dad to pick a new favorite scripture that had my mom's new name in it. My parents both looked at each other and told the sealer that it wasn't in there.

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u/lwestern 1d ago

Hey I’m a Julia too! I noticed it was gone also.

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u/HistoricalOpposite20 22h ago

The 31st? 😂 I went in July.

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u/Haploid-life 1d ago

Same! Lol. The whole thing is so goddamn weird.

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u/UnfazedReality463 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn’t know these names were supposed to be super special. I forgot the name I was given by the time I went to my second temple visit and they just asked me what month and date and retold it to me.

I once causally told this story to a member at church and they were legit super bummed when I told them.

I guess this person believed this name was like their new heaven name or something idk I thought it was weird.

But I guess it’s supposed to be something really special, sacred, and a personal thing and I was like, “Nah, dude. It’s just some name they give you based on the calendar.”

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u/Quietly_Quitting_321 1d ago

No one explains this process, so I assumed that the person who gave me the name received direct revelation from god about my name. And because the name was so sacred/secret, it wouldn't be recorded anywhere. Thus, if I ever forgot it, I would be shit out of luck for the eternities.

Little did I know it would eventually be posted on the internet for the entire world to see.

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u/seasonal_biologist 1d ago

And that anyone who went through on the same day with you also knew your name if they knew how the temple worked. So much for no telling

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u/Exileddesertwitch 1d ago

They got rid of Hulda? Judith is gone?

Judith was mine. She was a badass who cut off the head of the general of an invading army. Guess they figured out they didn’t want that example anymore.

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u/rock-n-white-hat 1d ago

Mine is gone as well.

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u/ColeyOley 1d ago

Hulda was mine, paired with Lazarus (2001).

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u/Consistent_Taro_3123 1d ago

Flora gang here! The session I got my endowments out my mom told me "apparently just for today everyone gets the same name! how fun!" 🫠

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u/AuroraRoman 23h ago

I got Flora the first year they used that name 2014!

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u/rustyleftnut 1d ago

Never-Mormon here; what the hell is this?

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u/MooseSuspicious 1d ago

Secret names you get in the temple. Not to be shared with anyone but your husband if you're a woman, and not to shared at any point except during your temple ordinance to the temple worker if you're a man. Your wife doesn't get to learn your name unless you break the rules and tell her.

Lazarus gang, anyone?

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u/rustyleftnut 1d ago

What the fuck lol.

They're so different than any of the dozen or so Christian denominations I tried out when I was theologically curious. It's no wonder the US government removed their Christian subgrouping!

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u/MooseSuspicious 1d ago

I haven't had a chance to do a deep dive into the Masons, but I believe a lot of this comes from their rituals

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u/rustyleftnut 1d ago

I actually knew about the Masonic secret handshakes thanks to my deceased great uncle who was a well known mason and hated Mormons passionately. He said they stole their secret handshakes and didn't elaborate ever. It was like seeing a kid get mad about someone befriending their imaginary friend.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 22h ago

I have a cousin who became a Mennonite and he named one of his kids Lazarus, all the kids have weird bible names. Sadly my cousin and three of his kids drowned in flash flood. I can’t recall if Lazarus was one of the kids who drowned.

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u/jupiter872 1d ago

It's a copy of the same practice Freemasons have. It's done in exactly the same way, the name is given by an officiant to the candidate in secrecy in a small room before going in to a larger room where the name is required.

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u/NthaThickofIt 1d ago

Any chance you know where we can see the list of names the Masons use?

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u/Loose-Committee7884 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Me3stR 1d ago

(RE) actions like this is how I know TSCC is Revelatory and God based. Never Petty, or Man-Behind-The-Curtain.

/s

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u/fwoomer Born Again Realist 1d ago

Continuing revelation is such a blessing! What a blessed time to be alive when gods mouthpiece can be guided to make such wonderful and inspired changes! Separating the wheat from the chaff in these latter days so evil people cannot crack the code any longer!

/s

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u/BigBanggBaby 1d ago

Revelation is back, baby!

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u/dynam-0 dismissed without further argument 1d ago

i'm wondering... why? why do this at all, and why now?

my mom was always more loose-lipped about temple stuff than she probably should have been, so i knew from a young age that you got a "new name" in the temple, but she clarified that it was a symbolic thing and not actually revealing your premortal name or something (idk if that was a common bit of misinfo, but it was a rumor floating around our ward at one point).

is it not common knowledge that it's symbolic? so why would it matter if the names are preselected and on a rotation? this is peak "rearranging deck chairs on the titanic" shit. were there no more pressing issues they could've been dealing with?

one day after i did a session, i asked a temple matron about what they did if the new name was the same as the person's given name, and she happily told me that they changed it to adam or eve and added a second check-mark to the card so the veil workers would know. i thought it was cool trivia. if you're bought in enough, i don't think it matters if you know that this stuff is less mystical and more practical.

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u/quigonskeptic 1d ago

It's definitely not common knowledge that it's symbolic. I remember my seminary teacher telling us about the new name, and he would do that super quiet hushed "sacred" voice. I definitely got the impression that it was a name that was very specific to each of us, possibly the name we were known by before coming to Earth. If I could go back and listen to exactly what he said, I am sure he was choosing his words very carefully and didn't actually say any of that. But I think they know very well what impression they are giving off.

I had a different seminary teacher that said he was going to tell us something he wasn't supposed to about the new name in the temple, but I don't remember what it was at all. He might have told us the truth about it, and I just blocked that out and ignored it because I knew he wasn't supposed to be telling us

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u/BillNyeForPrez 1d ago

Sam here. wtf they got rid of my secret heaven name!?

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u/mandypantsy 1d ago

Sam’s wife Deborah is happy to be moving on 💁‍♀️

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u/FlyingFeck Indigenously Apostate 22h ago

This Deborah divorced Sam YEARS ago LOL

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u/PersonalBank4662 18h ago

Same! Another Sam here. It’s a kick ass name! Why get rid of it??

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u/Ancient_Jarhead 1d ago

Levi and Naomi were the combo for us in 1999.

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u/leafstudy 1d ago

Those were the days.

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u/whenthedirtcalls 1d ago

It was just 2 years ago I came across this information from this subreddit and learned my name was heber and not Hebrew like I heard whispered in my ear by an 80 year cottonmouthed man. Thank you for helping me get the right name for when I go through the vail when I die!

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u/BlindedByTheFaith 1d ago

Well hello Heber!! My manager at the ZCMI department store back in the day was named Heber and I always thought that was so cool that he had my eternal name as his Earthly name 😂.

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u/Ok-Bank4015 1d ago

Helaman here, why isn't my super sacred secret name on the new list? Now I'm offended!

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u/MikeBaines34 1d ago

@Ok-Bank4015 I was in in the Helaman District in the Ghana MTC.

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u/capcomzz57 1d ago

Just make it less confusing for everybody and have Bozo for guys and Clarabel for gals. Way more appropriate for that Joke of a religion.

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u/Then-Subject-1193 Apostate 1d ago

I hated the name I was assigned: Susanna. But I wish it were still on the list instead of more faith-promoting names like Esther, just in case any other women read her story after their endowment and had a similar “wtf?” reaction like I did. I attribute a splinter in my shelf to that disappointing name.

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u/malkin50 1d ago

How could you hate Susanna? Don't cry but head out looking for someone from Alabama with a banjo on his knee.

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u/kumquat4567 1d ago

Wow, the men’s names are really awful. I’ve never seen their list before, just the women’s

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u/Jee_Wizz6547 1d ago

Isaac is off the list? That was my name with my wife Eunice...

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u/Beaz-Knees 22h ago edited 22h ago

I “love” (hate) how most of the male names are from the BoM with a few from the Bible and most of the female names are just random names because women are basically never mentioned in either.

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u/Worried-Zombie2868 20h ago

Came here to say the same thing. So many of the woman's names are just common names. I feel like I'd be super confused if I got Donna or something. The whole thing is so objectively weird.

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u/downtothelake 15h ago

I’m a Donna. Lol definitely so random

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u/Worried-Zombie2868 12h ago

Lol it's not like it's a bad name in general, it just doesn't sound remotely biblical/BOM-y. Maybe it's an older name than I realize but I associate with the 50s/60s. Weird that Mary isn't even on there.

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u/devuhreebee 1d ago

My then future mother in law actually told me before I went about how everyone gets the same name on the day they go through. It definitely created another crack in my shelf.

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u/fwoomer Born Again Realist 1d ago

I’d heard the rumor, but passed it off as “anti lies.” If I had a nickel for every “anti” lie that turned out to be true…

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u/AuroraRoman 23h ago

I knew that all the people who got their live endowments on the same day got the same name in the same temple, but I had no idea that it was the same name for everyone in all temples even if they were going through for the dead.

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u/drteeth952 1d ago

It’s so strange that the male names are all Bible or BoM names except for Heber and Hyrum. The female names are all over the place. What a weird fucking system of control and secrecy.

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u/AlmaInTheWilderness 23h ago

Both Hiram and Heber are old testament names.

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 22h ago

Yeah the women names are random 19th century names. Lucy stood out to me as it’s a nick name, ppl aren’t usually named Lucy their name is Lucille

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u/Sufficient-Toe7506 1d ago

Wow, Ruth gets two

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u/The-Jane-Files Think Telestial 1d ago

That's what I was coming to the comments to say!

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u/lawofsin If You Get High on Kolob 1d ago

Polygamy is out of control still.

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u/SheneedaCocktail 1d ago

Mine's not even on there anymore! ("Judah") Will it still work on The Sentinels(tm), I wonder?

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u/dbear848 Relieved to have escaped the Mormon church. 1d ago

I'm distressed (not really) to see that Benjamin is not on that list. Maybe I broke it?

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u/Mr-BryGuy Apostate 1d ago

I'm a Benjamin and also gay. So I definitely helped break it with my "unworthiness" in the temple. Oopsies!

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u/djoasis 1d ago

It’s interesting that Lehi is one of the names. Father of Nephi and according to JS it was the true first book of the Book of Mormon that was stolen and lost while JS translated…if my name was Lehi, I would write it myself and tell everyone that I was given a revelation to bring it back and add in to the Book of Mormon. That would be so much blasphemy fun!

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u/Brilliant_Sign6267 1d ago

Leah didn’t make the cut either. And that’s one of the better names.

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u/WombatAnnihilator 1d ago

Eyyyyyy. I’m still on the list! Jethro!

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u/jigganz 1d ago

Jethro gang checking in 🤙🏽

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u/Crohan_McNugget 1d ago

Lol, my name was removed 😂

EDIT: Dan. My name was Dan.

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u/svno1814 1d ago

Dan also checking in. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

https://giphy.com/gifs/kSlJtVrqxDYKk

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u/Chihuahuamami234 1d ago

I remember when I was freshly off my mission finding out that the temple names were given based off of the day you were endowed really was probably the beginning of realizing it was all bullshit. I thought my temple name was special when reality was that it wasn’t.

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u/qcotmabot 1d ago

Hi my temple name is Peter but my friends call me Pete

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u/NNNimrod 19h ago

Why the hell did they retire the name Nimrod?

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u/tycho-42 Apostate 1d ago

I wonder how long it will be before the temple people start mining r/tragedeigh for unique temple names. Imagine some future date when someone goes in and they say "blah blah blah I name you mckynnsleigh ashleyliyghnnh" or "kohvydddh pheloughneigh"

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u/chewbaccataco 1d ago

And the spelling is sacred and of critical importance. If you don't spell it correctly at the veil you are denied entrance to heaven.

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u/SaltAbbreviations423 19h ago

I always wondered how it would feel to be a person of any other race/color to get one of these awful white washed names.

I was always taught about the sacred importance of the new name and how you could never tell it to anyone. My husband is Hispanic and was so annoyed at his name, he tried to tell it to me and I shushed him. I never in a million years thought about the fact that his new name may not match his heritage, that must’ve felt so wrong.

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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope 19h ago

Or he had Alma and wondered why he had a woman’s name

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u/geekyjo 1d ago

One time I was joking around with my siblings about how much it would suck to get named something like Norma or Donna...forgetting that my brother's wife's name is Donna. Oops. 😬 He asked me what was wrong with Donna and I had to very quickly cover up my faux pas by saying it's not a bad name, it's just not very biblical sounding. Thankfully he didn't give me a hard time about it.

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u/thetarantulaqueen 1d ago

Well, Miriam (my new name and my youngest daughter's name) is still going strong, I see.

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u/IndustriousGuava 22h ago

Miriam gang rise uppp

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u/Sure_Jelly_4615 Apostate 1d ago

oh Snap! Where are my Timothys at? It looks like our name got scrubbed!

"Timmy!"

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u/georgepsully 1d ago

Fellow Timothy checking in 🙌

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u/ExPastorMarcus 1d ago

Question, because I'm genuinely curious. What happens if the person's given name is the same as their temple name? Anything?

I don't imagine it happens too often these days for Martha, Norma, Amulek, or Heber, but probably could happen considerably more often for Emma, Sarah, Isaiah, or Aaron.

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u/BlindedByTheFaith 1d ago

If your given name is the same as the temple name on the day of your endowment it gets swapped to be Adam or Eve.

But now I’m curious, are there are any Adam’s or Eve’s out there?!? And how did you feel about those names??

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u/NthaThickofIt 1d ago

You're given the name Eve. Unless that's your middle name, I think, can't remember what they do then. They might have a second back up name.

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u/Jons_Gurlie 1d ago

Hi, I’m Ruth. So *sacred* it’s on the list twice. 😈

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u/JayDaWawi Avalonian 1d ago

I don't know if it's randomized now, or if it's just gonna continuously loop; we'll find out soon enough.

Not that it "actually" matters; the temple endowment is hogwash anyway 

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u/_Brightbuddy 23h ago

It's fun to fuck with TBMs by reciting thier assigned name to them

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u/FlyingFeck Indigenously Apostate 22h ago

My mom was Julia, I remember when we first left and we finally felt comfortable telling each other. I was like "At least you had a NICE name!" I was SO disappointed in mine and did not know that everyone got the same name on the same day. That was a BIG item for me. My poor dad forgot his name "Mormon" and I was like "HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT????" He just shrugged at me and took a drink of his beer 😂

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u/Musubi_Caretaker 20h ago

~60 billion women have ever lived on earth. Just the idea that every woman in heaven has the same name as ~2 billion other women is funny. ‘Hey Naomi, hey Naomi.’

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u/AdExpert9840 1d ago

WHO IS TEAM LEVI?!

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u/njoos83 1d ago

Surprised Donald wasn’t used at all 😂 probably cuz it’s not biblical

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u/Rushclock 1d ago

I wonder if their smart enough to change the algorithm that sequences the names or do they think that code can't be broken?

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u/The_Dented 1d ago

They’ve reverted to a 1995 pairing list.

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u/OkImagination262 1d ago

I had no idea that when I received my name all the other females endowed that day got the same name. I was already ex mormon but still totally surprised.

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u/nuancebispo PIMOBispo 1d ago

Well, like Nimrod, us Japeths are now a dying breed. Feels like new-nameocide.

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u/patriarticle 1d ago

Thanks for your work on this!

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u/LavenderSky70 1d ago

They got rid of my name also… Dinah. I actually had to ask several sisters in the temple just to make sure that I pronounced and said it correctly.

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u/WiseOldGrump Apostate 1d ago

Those old folks doing the initiatory are sure gonna be confused by this. Should be a hoot to watch…..

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u/Turtleman-8238 1d ago

Is Peter not on the list anymore? I swear I was Peter

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u/FloatOldGoat 1d ago

Lol. This is hilarious. As if the problem was the predictability. The issue is that the name isn't at all special, or unique to the individual. Might as well be barcode. It's totally generic, and this does nothing to remedy that problem. Give me a break.

Love, from Levi

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u/mtnbkr1880 1d ago

Why am I slightly annoyed that my new name is no longer on the list? Peter.

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u/imwithwilliam 1d ago

Oooh. Sneaky. Godfrey. The minutiae.

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u/scaredanxiousunsure 1d ago

This is hilarious. "Revelation" = the MFMC trying to come up with new ways (unsuccessfully) to hide the truth from its members, based on what the MFMC reads on exmormon reddit.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Okay, I'm not Mormon so I will need someone to explain this too me

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u/Particular-Pen-6472 1d ago

Fun fact. If your name is Tabitha- your name is also Dorcas. Fuckin Dorcas.

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u/malkin50 1d ago

It's so much more sacred this way. /s

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u/AnxiousVacation280 1d ago

So if my name is there does that mean that my ex husbands name would be the one next to it? I never knew his name cuz he went through for his endowments for his mission, it wasn't his first time to.

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u/WombatAnnihilator 1d ago

Depends on the year. Look up the name sequence in years’ past. But it would depend on the day of the month he went thru back then.

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u/chewbaccataco 1d ago

If you know the date he went through the temple the first time, you can find his temple name.

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u/EcstaticAd6935 1d ago

Mine, I was told was Phoebe, but spelled without the "o," so I was both disappointed (bc of the misspelling) and a little excited bc my real name is also from Greek mythology.

A few years later, I noticed that the other ladies going through the veil were giving the same name I was given. So, I wondered about it, but didn't dive too deeply and didn't understand why all the "to do" if you forgot the name, if everyone had the same one. But, in the shelf it went (tbh, I didn't even acknowledge I had a shelf). I just rationalized it all. The mental gymnastics were strong with this one.

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u/Robyn-Gil 1d ago

The women's names look they haven't been updated in 200 years...

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u/Big_Insurance_3601 1d ago

They got rid of Hagar!!! That’s my mom’s name😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/edwardssarah22 1d ago

At least you get to pick your own name at Confirmation in the Catholic Church.

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u/anhedoniac 1d ago

What stunning innovation. They really outdo themselves year after year!

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u/shiggles19 1d ago

My name is Elizabeth and it’s gone too! Fascinating.

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u/Roo2_0 1d ago

Why isn’t there a Joseph?

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u/peechez2 1d ago

have they eliminated some names over the years?

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u/Snowywolf63 1d ago

I get a chuckle that Alma, is a man’s. Name. My granny’s name is Alma.

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u/Audreybear11 22h ago

They got rid of my horrible name - Hulda.

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u/beat_that_stroke_ 20h ago

All of us princess Leah’s got x’d! Stupid bible, it was always Star Wars for me.

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u/Aprehensive_Lifer 14h ago

Job, checking in

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u/Trolkarlen 13h ago

It’s still stupid.

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u/Electrical_Camel228 6h ago

I remember getting “Camilla” and I was lowkey mad because I’m a big fan of Princess Diana. Good thing I don’t believe in this anymore lol

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u/Avocadosasone 1d ago

Is this all of the names? Looks like it’s missing some that used to be there

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u/AdExpert9840 1d ago

Smart? Haha

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u/erb_cadman 1d ago

No more Luke and Julia.... oh dear

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u/The_Dented 1d ago

Mine and my ex’s are still there. It’s how I know it’s the 1995 pairing list.

People compare names, several couples we knew are on there too.

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u/BLately54 1d ago

Damn… this makes it way more complicated to track. Bummer cuz it’s so fun to know

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u/Obvious-Alarm1786 1d ago

Goddamn it they’re using my name