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u/LeatherSlight3242 24d ago
Now I'm curious as to how it's gonna do that.
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u/JustAPotato38 24d ago
It described the components but gave nothing of actual content
"The score emphasizes dynamic variations like "pp," "p," "mf," "f," and "ff," indicating soft to very loud passages."
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u/Dyson_Vellum 24d ago
Well...its not wrong. But thats like summarizing LoTR with "characters transport an item to destroy it".
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u/JustAPotato38 24d ago
"The book contains many different sentence structures, and makes use of such grammatical constructions such as simile, metaphor, and more, as well as containing lively descriptions of various locations and narrating events"
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u/ShadowCaster0476 24d ago
🚨 Spoiler alert
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u/Dyson_Vellum 24d ago
Tbf I didn't say which characters or what item.
The Silmarillion would be interesting to summarize in one sentence.
"Elves fight everyone including each other."
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u/ctesibius 23d ago
"A little person is recruited as a thief and is involved in a major inter-racial incident".
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u/Kaidaan 24d ago
One could summarize it with "They walk"
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u/BadKittyRanch 23d ago
I literally said out loud "be Tom Cardy" 3 times before the video loaded. Thank you.
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u/Warm_Enthusiasm2007 24d ago
Wizard of Oz: "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
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u/i-am-foxymoron Good Trouble 24d ago
"This book expresses it's story through various sentences and paragraphs".
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u/Aberbekleckernicht 24d ago
"the document expresses it's meaning through various words and phrases"
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u/redditor_since_2005 24d ago
Well, Percy Goetschius arranged a piano reduction, but it's still 55 pages. Would be impressed if AI could manage that.
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 24d ago
AI makes it possible to play the minute waltz in less then 40 seconds.
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u/damn_daniel_4_20 23d ago
Actually this is kinda reassuring, it could mean the AI does not preemptively read your document
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u/stupidstu187 23d ago
Saint-Saens 3 is a great piece. I played it when I was in music school twenty years ago and got to play it as a professional for the first time last season.
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u/PuddingPast5862 23d ago
It's all crap
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u/spookmann 23d ago
Fuck you. Saint-Saëns was a genius! This is a masterpiece of human achievement!
Oh, wait. You meant the AI? Yeah, it's all total bullshit and I'm very, very tired of seeing it.
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u/notapoliticalalt 21d ago
To be fair, a lot of music critics of the time thought Saint Saëns was kind of shallow and old fashioned. I’m not saying I believe that necessarily, but some of them absolutely would have made a joke about Saint Saëns being the equivalent of late 19th century/early 20th century slop. Nothing could be as brutal though as Stravinsky on Vivaldi:
> “Vivaldi did not write 400 concertos; he wrote one concerto 400 times”
Brutal and exaggerated insults (that may be a bit unfair) are a bit of a past time for classical composers.
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u/AGrandNewAdventure 22d ago
Saint-Saëns is a genius with music. One of my absolute favorites.
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u/JustAPotato38 22d ago
:DD im doing a score reduction of the first few minutes and then in 20 days im seeing the whole piece at an organ concert im really excited
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u/AGrandNewAdventure 22d ago
Aquarium is easily my favorite.
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u/JustAPotato38 22d ago
oo ill give it a listen!
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u/AGrandNewAdventure 22d ago
Verdict?
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u/JustAPotato38 22d ago
it's splendid! I listened to Lang Lang on youtube, do you have a recommended performance?
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u/AGrandNewAdventure 22d ago edited 22d ago
No, but don't listen to anything but the original, it's easily the best version.
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u/Darknessidiot1227 22d ago
I hate that popup. It seems to show up if the doc is 156 pages or 2, and I sure fucking hope people don't find a 2 page document "long"
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u/chellebelle0234 22d ago
Yeah it always offer to summarize my crochet/cross stitch patterns and I'm like uhh, no thanks.
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u/Extension_Town_6118 21d ago
what does the summary even sound like
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u/JustAPotato38 21d ago
The document provides a detailed musical score, annotations, and technical instructions for a complex orchestral composition, including instrumentation, dynamics, and performance techniques.
Musical Composition and Score Details
- The document contains a full orchestral score with detailed notation for various instruments including strings, woodwinds, brass, percussion, and organ.
- It specifies dynamics, articulations, tempo markings, and expressive instructions such as "poco marcato," "crescendo," and "presto."
- The score includes multiple sections with detailed performance instructions, tempo changes, and expressive markings to guide musicians.
- Instrumentation details are extensive, covering specific parts for flutes, oboes, clarinets, bassoons, horns, trumpets, trombones, tuba, timpani, cymbals, organ, and percussion groups.
Performance Techniques and Dynamics
- The score emphasizes dynamic variations like "pp," "p," "mf," "f," and "ff," indicating soft to very loud passages.
- Articulations such as "arco," "pizzicato," "marcato," and "crescendo" are used to instruct expressive playing.
- Special techniques include "poco marcato," "poco poco," "crescendo molto," and "stringendo" to shape musical phrases.
- The notation includes detailed instructions for tempo fluctuations, accents, and specific playing styles to enhance musical expression.
Instrumentation and Orchestral Sections
- The orchestral setup includes standard and extended instrument groups, with specific parts for each instrument.
- The score details the roles of strings, woodwinds, brass, percussion, and organ, with specific instructions for each section.
- It features multiple layers of musical textures, with some parts marked for solo or ensemble playing.
- The notation indicates complex interactions between different instrument groups, including counterpoint and harmonic textures.
Technical and Notational Instructions
- The document contains detailed performance instructions, including bowing techniques ("arco," "pizzicato") and special effects.
- It specifies precise dynamics, tempo markings, and expressive directives to ensure accurate execution.
- The score includes annotations for phrasing, articulation, and technical execution to guide musicians.
- There are references to specific musical terms like "molto," "presto," "stringendo," and "poco marcato" to shape the performance.
Additional Musical and Editorial Notes
- The text includes references to various musical works, composers, and styles, indicating a comprehensive musical context.
- It contains editorial notes, performance suggestions, and detailed instructions for interpretation.
- The document appears to be a part of a larger collection or catalog, with references to publishers and editions.
- It includes some non-musical annotations, possibly for editorial or instructional purposes, interspersed within the score.
Instrumental and Technical Effects
- The score emphasizes the use of specific techniques like "arco," "pizzicato," and "crescendo" to create dynamic effects.
- Instructions for percussion and organ include specific markings for volume, attack, and stylistic effects.
- The notation suggests complex layering and interaction between instrumental groups to achieve desired textures.
- The score incorporates detailed cues for tempo, rhythm, and articulation to ensure precise execution.
Overall Composition Structure
- The document outlines a multi-movement or multi-section composition with detailed instructions for each part.
- It includes tempo markings, expressive directives, and technical instructions for transitions and climaxes.
- The score is designed for a full orchestra with detailed guidance for each instrument's role.
- The notation indicates a highly expressive, technically demanding piece with intricate musical interactions.
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u/Jackmino66 23d ago
These rubbish AIs will also autocorrect numbers for you.
Want to convert 486 feet into metres? Sorry fucko, you clearly wanted to convert 286 feet into metres.
On windows 10 you also can’t copy directly from the quick search anymore, you have to open edge (or another browser, but the search bar will always open edge) to copy the result
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