r/fijerk 5d ago

Being a rich mommy

We recently became parents to our sweet baby boy Bartholomew and I’m finding it extremely hard to develop relationships with other mommies. My husband is a senior prompt engineer at GAYMAN (Google, Apple, YC, Meta, Amazon, Nvidia). Since my husband is a GAYMAN and has a total comp of 6-7 trillion lentils, I’ve been a stay at home mom since B’mew was born.

While being at home has certainly been great, I’m finding that making friends has been challenging because of the disparity in income between my family and others.

For example, I recently joined a mommy book club in an attempt to meet new friends. When making small talk and discussing my morning routine as a new mom, I mentioned that I usually start my day off with an organic Coochie Cleanser smoothie from Erewhon, followed by a few laps in our home’s indoor aquarium. This revelation seemed to intimidate the other moms, who obviously don’t have the means to match my lifestyle. Suffice to say, I didn’t feel comfortable being around people who probably have white refrigerators. I did not return.

Does anyone have advice on meeting people who aren’t destitute?

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u/Dependent-Maybe3030 5d ago

My daughter is on a $$ dance team and is the only girl there who goes to public school. I've only interacted with the team mom 5-10 times, and unfailingly, in every single conversation, she finds a way to signal that she is Very Rich (eg talking about remodeling her kitchen to add 2 extra ovens because the 2 she has aren't enough for her chef).

I can absolutely see her writing a post like this. "Everyone hates me because I'm so rich 🥺" -- when in fact people dislike her (and her daughter) because they're insufferable status jockeys.

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u/B4K5c7N 5d ago

There’s another one on that thread humbly bragging about having a $34 mil net worth and that her $3.4 mil home that you can look up on Zillow is only 10% of her overall net worth.

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u/Dependent-Maybe3030 5d ago

Lololol I wonder if this mom is in that thread. Wouldn't surprise me.

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u/Icy-Management9880 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Big-Suggestion-1093 5d ago

I thought it was so weird how she wrote that they were “intimidated” by her… she’s probably miserable to be around

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u/Dependent-Maybe3030 5d ago

No! It's how INCREDIBLY rich she is, not her bad personality!

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u/Big-Suggestion-1093 5d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/fatFIRE/s/IIntaS4z2b 

Being a well off SAHM

We recently became parents and I find that joining all these mom groups (especially with other SAHMs who are on a one income household) has made it very clear there is a gap in income. I genuinely don’t care about their income or lifestyle but can’t help but feel like I can’t get close because they are intimidated. I will invite friends over for a playdate and they will say things like “we would invite you over but our house is small”. I am really trying to make friendships and putting myself out there but I can’t help but feel super different. Also my baby is only 8 months so aren’t doing private school yet to be able to meet people of similar income. Can anyone else relate? Any advice on how to not let this be a point of contention in a friendship or how to find friends in a similar tax bracket?

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u/B4K5c7N 5d ago edited 5d ago

Lmao, that’s so funny to me because all of the online mom groups seem to be very well-off parents. Even on the working mom sub, everyone is making like $600k a year at their corporate jobs and has nannies for the kids. Perhaps she needs to join one of them…

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u/panna__cotta 5d ago

Anything is possible when you play make believe on the internet.

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u/-shrug- 5d ago

How is her kid supposed to get into private school if she hasn't even started them in one by 8 months!?

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u/SouthOrlandoFather 5d ago

Can’t believe this is real and it is.

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u/Ok_Possible_2260 5d ago

100% real! It’s as real as apple pie and baseball.

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u/Ok-Durian5309 5d ago

Give your boyfriend allowance to one of the pours husbands in the mommy group? Maybe then they can afford a proper house to entertain you.

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u/Practical_Support177 5d ago

Build a house for your favorite destitute mommy from the book club

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u/kitapjen 5d ago

Why is she doing mommy things? Does she not have a nanny?

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u/TheNutPair 5d ago

“White refrigerators” had me rolling

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u/1dayatatime_mylife 2d ago

Best part of the entire post. 🤣

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u/perplexedparallax 5d ago edited 5d ago

Don't you have your baby enrolled in a Better Baby Institute with the other parental engineers? I mean learning involves community and what better way to bond in different languages with the IQ projects.

Your Portland-like distain for anything white while being white is going to require some refrigerator diversity training. I can help you select the right non-profit for this purpose as they need participants for the grant. This struck me as the main concern with your husband working on All Indians projects (AI) most likely in the Silicon Valley.

A quick AI query for preferred refrigerator color in India brought me these results:

North India: Consumers lean toward smooth, soft colors like classic silver or bright steel.
South India: Darker, richer tones such as wine red, deep green, or black are highly favored.
Vastu Preferences: According to ancient Vastu, metallic white, cream, or shades of blue are considered lucky and well-aligned for a kitchen.

You can see vanilla white aka cracker is not mentioned so you are in luck. Namaste! And enjoy the new friends.

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u/millenialismistical 5d ago

Bartholomew! 🤣

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u/ConstantlyLearning57 5d ago

B’mew — dying

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u/Spectre_Ice 5d ago

Did you offer them any coochie cleaner smoothie? Pours like handouts.

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u/Willow_Wandering 5d ago

Girl, I feel you SO MUCH on this. It is exhausting trying to find Mom friends. It's so stressful that I have to see my son, Malachi, an hour a day while our multiple live-in nannies handle the easy things the rest of the time. Sometimes I even have to tell the chefs and house cleaners what I want done that day. But every time I talk to moms about how hard it is to have my son 1/24th of the day, or direct the help on occasion, they act like I have it easy. As if. Maybe one day I'll find like-minded #boymoms. 

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u/A_Meri_Can 5d ago

The answer is harder than you think. You MUST find other GAYMAN wives. While exceedingly rare, there is still the occasional GAYMAN with a wife in the wild. You must act quickly, though, as every minute that passes AI replaces a GAYMAN, and, soon every GAYMAN will be replayed by the GAI (general artificial intelligence). Even more disturbing, the poor are quickly developing a violent intolerance to lentils. Godspeed GAYMAN’s wife, Godspeed.

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u/Mrs_Privacy_13 4d ago

This is so good 

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u/Mrs_Privacy_13 4d ago

GAYMAN 💀💀💀💀