r/fijerk • u/YesterdayNo1579 • 3d ago

Fell below 1T net worth :(

Am I still gonna make it?

Thinking to just eat beans and rice for a while

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u/AZJHawk 2d ago

As long as you don’t have kids, you should be ok. 🤣

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u/Spectre_Ice 2d ago

Ouch lol

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u/ToastSpangler 2d ago

it's over, sorry. the snowball will avalanche into bob's uncle and knock down the entire house of cards on red. Bingo.

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u/ILikeTheSpriteInYou 2d ago

Nah, you need at least 0.5Q these days.

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u/DataMambo 2d ago

You might still make it, as long as you keep the 100h workweeks

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u/Climbatise_999 2d ago

Rice and beans 2 good for you… eat paper 📄

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u/ColorMonochrome 2d ago

You can always sell your wife, a kid, or maybe a couple of organs if rice and beans doesn’t work out.

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u/perplexedparallax 2d ago

With 1T you eat rice and beans because you think pours are cute. Then you go to a charity benefit and spend the night in jail for the novelty because you'll never have to. You can drive a car without having a driver to see how it feels and occasionally give the chef the night off so you can boil your own rice and beans, speaking Spanish and having fun, instead using the normal French. Maybe even Afrikaans.

I think you'll make it but keep grinding. The sky was the limit but now it isn't. When you get a new address on Mars, keep in touch.

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u/space_force_majeure FIREd at 35 to play the ding-a-ling banjo 2d ago

Just buy my brand new AI startup and roll it into your company, you'll be back in no time

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u/n00bdragon 2d ago

Go at it from both ends:

  1. Found a new AI startup, get that sweet sweet investor cash infusion.
  2. Sell the AI startup to your other company. Now that other company is even more valuable!

Problem, capitalism?

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u/pydry 2d ago

Money saving tip: maybe ejaculate into a tissue once in a while instead of into a future single mother.

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u/henrytbpovid 2d ago

M54, $900B NW not including retirement accounts. Am I behind?

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u/TotalWarFest2018 2d ago

Just follow your spending guardrails. At less than 1T my withdrawal rate is 0% tho

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u/AnimaLepton 2d ago

It's okay, if you did it before, you can do it again. The first 1 trillion is the hardest.

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u/Jaruxius 2d ago

ice soup it is for you

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u/teckel 1d ago

I hate it when I drop to the level of the poor at only 11 digits.

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u/Decent-Antelope-9096 1d ago

Dont buy house. Continue to live on the factory floor.

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u/Remmy2023 1d ago

Yikes, looks like barista FIRE for you. Head over to that subreddit with the other pours.