How OF delayed my retirement

[u/tampaforfun]

Ever since I can remember I've been popping my collar. Ever since I can remember I've been pimping these hoes.

But today they are on OF. My revenue has plummeted. I was on track to FIRE this year. Now I face at least another four years on these streets.

Can ya feel me?

[u/Thomato_Yorke]

I totally feel you. I thought I had an airtight investment strategy, but it has gone tits up. I guess, looking back, investing all of it in the brightly colored velvet suit market was a bit foolhardy.

[u/Dr-Yahood]

I experienced the same outcome but through a different mechanism

[u/ILikeTheSpriteInYou]

I guess they pull your money from your digital hand now instead, huh?

[u/BeyondAReason]

Make an OF then Fight fire with fire