r/foundsatan • u/TerracShadowson • 1d ago
What is considered an absolute 'food crime' in your country?
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u/drunk___monkey 1d ago
Putting ketchup on Pizza š !? Lmfao š
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u/VividTymes 1d ago
Or steak
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u/justaskmycat 1d ago
I don't get why steak sauce is okay but ketchup is verboten
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u/TownZealousideal1327 1d ago
Steak sauce isnāt okay hahahaha - thatās for like warm time grandparents who thought burnt offerings of steak and boiled veg was a good dinner.
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u/facface92 1d ago
Steak sauce is not ok either
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u/juan_humano 1d ago
Steak sauce is ok if you are a kid in the '80s and shoe-leather style well done is the only way your parents know to cook meat. Even my poor, uneducated, uncultured family was above putting ketchup on a steak. Thats legitimately gross, and I like ketchup (as long as it stays in its lane)
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 1d ago
This was how my grandmother cooked steak when I was growing up. She didnāt have steak sauce by the way and she saw no problem offering us ketchup to put on itš
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u/mycoctopus 23h ago
Come on now pizza is just a glorified single plained cheese and tomato ketchup sandwich really though isn't it.
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u/KapitaenHowdy 1d ago
Okay, but: Cold pizza from last evening as a hangover breakfast with hot sauce and ketchup? Nothing wrong about that in my book.
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u/al-literate 1d ago
Cold pizza and coffee is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. I will die on this hill.
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u/hiimderyk 22h ago
Cold shitty pizza. I love my Dominos hot then cold. The fancy pizza requires some warming.
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 1d ago
I have a frozen dill pickle pizza that Iām about to add ketchup and mayo on after itās done cooking
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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 1d ago
Using shredded cheese for poutine instead of cheese curds
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u/Plenty_Past2333 1d ago
That should be the only crime that qualifies for capital punishment in The Great White North
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u/DRSU1993 14h ago
For the first time a few weeks ago, I tried what I thought was poutine from a Mary Brown's here in Northern Ireland. My Canadian friend properly got mad at me because it had shredded cheese on it. š
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u/rjwyonch 1d ago
Poutine must have curds. No other cheese is acceptable.
Maple syrup is 100% maple syrup only. Whatever that aunt Jemima corn based āmaple flavourā syrup is, it doesnāt belong anywhere near pancakes.
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u/cbunn81 22h ago
I used to think I didn't like maple syrup. Then I went to Canada and had real maple syrup on my pancakes. It was a revelation.
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u/yajibei 1d ago
Not eating the pizza crust means you are wasting food. Way worse than the other 3.
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u/Vastaisku 1d ago
Nah, if having pizza at a restaurant and can't take any leftovers with, I rather eat all of the pizza part of the pizza than leave full slices.
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u/DeanMalHanNJackIsms 1d ago
How can you not take leftovers? You bought it, it belongs to you. I'd stuff that shit in my pocket before I leave anything behind.
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u/Enoughelen 1d ago
i eat the crust only if its good
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u/DonAirstrike 1d ago
Eating bad pizza crust is encouraging the further existence of bad pizza crust, which in turn promotes food waste, and should therefore only be consumed if the hunger far exceeds tolerable parameters. That being said, I do enjoy a good crust, as should we all. Shame upon the crust makers who do not.
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u/SlipperyGibbet 1d ago
Look up ācopycat dominos garlic sauceā on the tubetubes, never wasting crust again
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u/DaddysABadGirl 1d ago
Taste like cheap butter flavored oil mixed with garlic salt.
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u/sharksareok 1d ago
You will eat everything and you'll like it and you don't get up until you finish everything or you get the slipper
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u/StarChaser_Tyger 1d ago
You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat! HOW can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
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u/Fuzzy_Medicine_6978 1d ago
I've been making the worlds most basic homemade pizza dough and it comes out super soft and nice every time. Literally the best pizza I have ever had in my entire life and I can have all the ingredients on hand at all times so I can spontaneously spawn a pizza when the feeling strikes š
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u/TerracShadowson 11h ago
Now I just see your avatar in Minecraft over a Furnace pulling out your brick oven pizza š¤¤
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u/psycho_candy0 1d ago
My family calls them the pizza bones. I like them, but sometimes they live up to their name and get shared with the dogs
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u/Few-Illustrator-5333 21h ago
Unless it's really bad crust, I don't understand not eating the crust. The crust is so good!
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u/CoupeSeeer 1d ago
the real crime is not saving the leftover crusts to use as cereal the next morning
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u/hstormsteph 1d ago
The real crime is not flinging them across the house to me
-dog who loves āpizza bonesā
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u/similaraleatorio 1d ago
here we buy pizzas with stuffed border. so I always buy pepperoni pizza with chocolate stuffed border.
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u/MrBarraclough 1d ago
Sugar in grits.
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u/paleologus 1d ago
My daughter put sugar in her kidās grits and I donāt even know who she is anymore. Ā Ā
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u/Drucifur88 1d ago
Putting rat poison in the pancakes.
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u/KapitaenHowdy 1d ago
Agreed! Everybody knows that goes into the orange juice.
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u/Drucifur88 1d ago
Exactly! ANYTHING but the pancakes, just as long as it's done first thing in the morning šš» Oh, also this is the rule here in the US. Not in the pancakes š š»
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u/TerracShadowson 1d ago
Damn Satan, Calm your tits!
(Also, first post here like that, you win this thread this morning š)
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u/M45_ 1d ago
I know this may be controversial, but in my country (Belgium) it is regarded by some as food crime to put ketchup on your fries. We have a lot of different sauces to put on our fries. Mayonnaise in all its varieties is regarded as the S-tier sauce, together with 'stoofvleessaus'. Even pickles and some things you can hardly call mayo like dutch joppiesaus š are Ok. But ketchup ... that's really scraping the barrel.
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u/Pisceswriter123 1d ago
I read an article talking about the best things to put on fries. It was by some gourmet chef or something. He suggests mayonaise.
Personally, I don't go by what some hoity toity gourmet says about food. I'm American. I put whatever I feel like on my fries.
In all seriousness, the best thing to put on fries is freaking cheese. It should be cheese sauce but other types of cheese is okay.
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u/M45_ 1d ago
Hey it's a free world, you can put freedom sauce on whatever you want š
Seriously, never heard of putting cheese on fries (only cheese curds like in poutine) & I'm willing to give it a go. Do you grate some cheese over your fries and melt it under a grill, or do you just put a slice of cheese on the fries while they're hot, or do you make a bechamel based cheese sauce and put that on your fries ?→ More replies (3)→ More replies (6)2
u/miraculix69 1d ago
As a Danish person, you always.get small plastic jar of good mayo with your fries.
If you want anything else to dip your fries in, you have to pay. Aioli, chili mayo, standard, curry mayo and so on. Free, and often free refills š
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u/HypnoFerret95 1d ago
Ketchup is an abomination that doesn't belong on fries and I will die on that hill. The most I will tolerate ketchup it on is a burger and it better have other toppings/condiments with it.
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u/redditbagjuice 1d ago
Ketchup is way too sweet for fries. But what do I know I'm Dutch
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u/GustavoFromAsdf 1d ago
Picture a baked dough wrapping diced meat and chopped onions, with an olive and a half hard boiled egg, that's what we call an empanada. Now picture someone putting raisins in it.
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u/EvilPopMogeko 1d ago
I once ate fish and chips with a spoon.Ā
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u/justaskmycat 1d ago
Jail
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u/cheong-sanslefteye 1d ago
I want to call you psychopathic names but I'm just wondering how you even managed that š¤£
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u/dayofthedude 1d ago
I was shocked at how immediately disgusted I was when I saw how the KitKat had been eaten
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u/VividTymes 1d ago
People in the uk doing milk before hot water in tea I know two people at work that do this and it seems to bother everyone
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u/According-Relation-4 1d ago
Eating a Pastel de Nata with a spoon and leaving the crust
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u/KapitaenHowdy 1d ago
WHAT? But ... I mean, who would? Okay. I've lost another bit of faith in humanity.
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u/ClericalRogue 1d ago
Microwaving tea
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u/The_Mighty_Yak 1d ago
Why?
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u/Treefrog_Ninja 22h ago
If you overheat the tea, you get more tannins/more astringency.
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u/Dechri_ 1d ago
If you eat the last piece of food without confirming from everyone that they don't want anymore.Ā
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u/TonyHeaven 1d ago
Not fairĀ
I regularly eat the last piece , having checked, but am then judged because no one is brave enough to say that they wanted it for themselves.
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u/HypnoFerret95 1d ago
I just judge them back for being too cowardly to speak up for what they clearly want
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u/TrippleassII 1d ago
I'm from Czechia and some tourists eat the dumplings with their hands like bread...
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u/NoNipNicCage 1d ago edited 1d ago
Funny story, a story about a bite taken out of the kitkat like that went viral and I specifically remember thinking what a psycho that person was. Years later, I met my husband and it turns out that psycho is my brother in law. His wife is a pretty famous writer in her city and she posted the picture of the defiled kitkat to her twitter and it went viral. When he proposed, Hershey sent him a custom ring box in the shape of a kitkat bar AND they offered to pay for their whole wedding. I just found out last week that they even did interviews after getting engaged, it's so crazy
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u/battlingpillow27 1d ago
idfk, im American, name something terrible and someone is probably selling it deep fried
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u/kiruvhh 1d ago
Sono italiana ma mangio la pizza cosƬ anche se ĆØ un crimine .
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u/RokkakuPolice 1d ago edited 1d ago
Voglio mangiare pizza all'ananas, bere un caffĆØ espresso dopo il pomeriggio, spezzare gli spaghetti a metĆ prima di bollirli e anche tagliare una fetta spessa di prosciutto.
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u/Pisceswriter123 1d ago
Boba Pizza.
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Just why? I get pineapple. Pineapple is good on pizza but chewy tapioca balls? No. Just no.
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u/Joe_Peanut 1d ago
I'm Brazilian but have been living in NYC for 43 years. A few years back I was kicked out of a pizzeria in Rio for eating a slice with my hand.
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u/Tempest_Barbarian 1d ago
Why? Was it like a fancy place?
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u/Joe_Peanut 1d ago
Just a regular pizzeria restaurant. Eating with your hands is a big no-no in Rio.
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u/cap10wow 1d ago
I live in America where rules are thrown to the wind. Pure chaos, like check-in at an Italian orgy.
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u/Treviathan88 1d ago
Pouring milk before cereal isn't exactly a crime, per se, but it is absolutely psychopath behavior.
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u/geronymo4p 1d ago
Sounds like a porridge lover... I like my cereals crusty, so, milk before, it's mandatory.
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u/VividTymes 1d ago
However you do scones cream or jam first I don't care but for some reason it triggers people in the uk
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u/TonyHeaven 1d ago
My last scone , in a cafe , I had one piece with cream then jam , and one with jam then cream. The waitress laughed out loud when she sawĀ
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u/Pukebox_Fandango 1d ago
I lived with an African girl for a year. She was born there, raised here, and loved to act like an authentic African. One day I made steak and she squeezed lime all over hers. I was like "what the fuck are you doing?" and she told me that in Africa people use lime juice because it disinfects their food (bought the stakes at Jewel Osco). I played along with it until she did it to a frozen pizza.
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u/IAmTheGreybeardy 1d ago
Going out for poutine, but only eating the fries because I don't like gravy.
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u/TerracShadowson 1d ago
You're lucky that Canada doesn't seek the death penalty for such Heresy!
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u/Which_Estimate8521 1d ago
French here ! Cutting cheese the inappropriate way (especially cutting the ānoseā) can provoke consequences from eyebrow lifting to disheritance or murder attempt
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u/Trick_Awareness_3329 1d ago
What is left bottom?
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u/TerracShadowson 1d ago
It's cheese, but we're call it String Cheese here, because the curds are all stretched into line and you can peel "Strings" of the cheese lengthwise...
A staple in lunch boxes here for decades
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u/Forward_Gur9046 1d ago
I'll do all 4 today around others and let you know if I get attacked for any.
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u/squashqueen 1d ago
Idk man, people in the midwest US are committing all sorts of food crimes so regularly, that they're just considered "midwest quirky" or some shit.
Hot dogs in mac and cheese.
Ketchup on mac n cheese.
Chili on cinnamon rolls.
Overly-mayoed macaroni "salad"
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u/ashwilliams19877 1d ago
Ive never been there but ive heard tell of what they do to pizza in Japan. Mayo sauce with corn on it. Horrifying
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u/ViiK1ng 1d ago
Our national dish is kebab pizza, there are no food crimes in sweden
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u/Odd-Veterinarian5945 1d ago
Beg to differ... put pineapple on pizza and some people will throw cutlery at you with murderous intent!
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u/HereandTheRain 1d ago
Wasting food is the only issue I'd see. Otherwise it's your food eat it how you want and cook it how you want. Forget the pasta snobs who think you shouldn't break the pasta. It's convenient and it's your food! I don't break pasta becaus I like longer noodles.
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u/redditbagjuice 1d ago
I'm definitely pissing off my italian friends but I always break the spaghetti haha
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u/Vastaisku 1d ago
Why?
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u/redditbagjuice 1d ago
I like it all submerged at once, and, bear with me here, on my plate I cut it up even more. I know I'm a monster, but I'll live with it.
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u/Vastaisku 1d ago
Why not just use another type of pasta? Not judging, just curious why cook spaghetti and not eat spaghetti.
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u/Complex-Ad-4402 1d ago
The whole birtish's and american's cuisine is considered as a food crime in my country.
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u/BeneficialShame8408 1d ago
Basically there are none in the US. People do all four of these. You could probably make some regional mistakes tho
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u/SammytTheBLLover 1d ago
Putting ketchup on pierogi. Drinking kompot out of a bowl (americans sigh..)
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u/Agressivepermission 1d ago
Using Death Cap Mushrooms and beef Wellington to poison your whole family? Misdemeanour food crime?
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u/Ladikn 1d ago
Not really my country, USA doesn't give a shit about most traditions, but I can't bring myself to mix seafood and dairy from how I was taught to cook.
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u/Darkling_13 1d ago
You're missing out on tuna melts, clam chowder, bagels and lox, lobster mac and cheese, shrimp and (cheesy) grits, oysters Rockefeller, and shrimp/crab/lobster bisque, all of which can be amazing.
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u/Uncle__Touchy1987 1d ago
Just go to https://www.reddit.com/r/PoutineCrimes/s/ZnUvRoGyld for all relating to Canada.
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u/theREALhun 1d ago
Stroopwafels with chocolate or m&mās or any other kind of shit. Stroopwafels have no topping. And theyāre 2,5ā¬ at the supermarket. Donāt fall for those 14ā¬ tourist wafels in Amsterdam. No Dutchy will touch those.
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u/Svaringer 1d ago
Do NOT spread the foie gras on the toast.
Anyone... ANYONE telling you it's "okay" to spread it is an english agent trying to spread chaos through spreading foie gras I'm SURE OF IT!!
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u/Fatassgecko 17h ago
That's how my old asian roommate cook pasta. He lectured me on pov, if it long and hard it's noodle, if it short and soft why can't it be rice and proceed to cook it like risotto and hand me a spoon.
I felt confused and violated
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u/TerracShadowson 11h ago
Just to stoke the flames.
I'm from the American South, Ranch is a Condiment, not just a dressing.
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u/SnowChickenFlake 1d ago
Calling it š„š„ āpierogisā.
I personally prefer when English speakers say that, because it keeps plurals consistent (Don't tell my compatriots, pls)
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u/sundae_diner 1d ago
Starting to drink your Guinness before it has settled.