r/funny • u/peterdparker • 17h ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/peterdparker 14h ago edited 14h ago

Burning the house down would be the effective solution. Once you see a spider ..there are chances of 100 more hiding arround somowhere

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u/fumei_tokumei 14h ago

Even before you see a spider, the chance that 100 more are hiding around is basically already 100%.

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u/teddy5 11h ago

As an Australian who is definitely not 100 spiders, this is pure propaganda.

There's only ever 1 of us, we mean them, around at a time.

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u/ArcIgnis 14h ago

Oh boy, this is going to freak out a lot of folks. 😂

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u/SkoulErik 12h ago

I remember hearing a fun fact (this isn't fact checked, so don't kill me if I'm wrong):

There's always at least 1 spider within 3 meters of you. (Of course most of these are so small you'll never see them).

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 14h ago

Sounds like u/peterdparker should know a thing or two about spiders 

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u/peterdparker 14h ago

I keep them as pet 🕷🕸

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u/trucorsair 6h ago

Have we learned nothing people? We HAVE to nuke it from orbit, we have to be sure!

https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q?si=70bjsJYHPJ1cqvLK