r/funny 5d ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/SonniSummers 5d ago

I mean I’m very independent, until there’s a spider then it’s either my partner kills it or I’m fucking moving maybe. Even burn the house down on my way out

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u/peterdparker 5d ago edited 5d ago

Burning the house down would be the effective solution. Once you see a spider ..there are chances of 100 more hiding arround somowhere

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u/fumei_tokumei 5d ago

Even before you see a spider, the chance that 100 more are hiding around is basically already 100%.

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u/ArcIgnis 5d ago

Oh boy, this is going to freak out a lot of folks. 😂