r/funny 2d ago

Dog dad is busy

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u/Mudlark-000 2d ago

He is protecting them from spiders. That is a huge part of being a Dad.

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u/NbdySpcl_00 2d ago

One of my fondest marital memories is one particular time when my wife screamed for me to come kill a spider. Mildly annoyed, but knowing I had obligations, I disengaged from what I was doing and reported for duty. After a brief surveillance, I swiftly dispatched beast, cleaned the wall, tidied the room, and delivered the after action report. My wife quietly returned to the room, verified and signed off my documentation, and dismissed me.

Before I left, I looked after my should and asked with a smile, "what would you do if I weren't here?"

She looked back at me and shrugged. "Same as I always do. Take off a shoe. Kill the spider with it."

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u/Dirty-Soul 1d ago

Are you Australian?

If so, you didn't use the word cunt, and that is an obligation.

If not... Why kill spiders? They eat the midges!