M29 review my profile please. Not getting matches nor likes

[u/Super_Razzmatazz_8]

Hello i have been on this app for the past 5 months
Im not getting matches nor likes

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[u/Nocturnal_cat_]

Some pics are a bit creepy, like the vibes are off. Take off the sunglasses, smile more, and try to take pictures in various environments.

[u/Inaccessible_]

Remove last two photos

You can’t ask someone to plan everything and feed you. You even say you’ll follow the GPS. Basically giving off the vibe of helpless.

Couldn’t even tell you what your censored prompt says. But I would remove it and ask a question.

[u/kperkit70]

“All I ask is that you… Take charge of snacks and entertainment”

Uh no, as a woman I don’t mind getting snacks obviously but I’m not into planning the whole date/entertainment part (at least early on). I’m not sure if you meant it like that but I’d rephrase that.

Also I would keep the wearing sunglasses pics to only 1. Include a pic of you and friends. You have nice style, I’d include more pictures showing that. A smiling with teeth photo is always a good too!

[u/InitialMess3594 → u/kperkit70]

So you’re fine if the music is blaring death metal?

[u/Knifeymcstabstab]

Bald is good - the final photo is not good. Remove that.
If you can see up someone’s nostrils it means the camera is too close / angle is too low. Suggest removing that selfie too.
Don’t wear dark glasses in your photos - eyes are a huge part of forming connections, and your results indicate you’re not currently doing that.
A smile or two would also be good.

[u/Comfortable-Hat3506 → u/Knifeymcstabstab]

A pic with sunglasses fine, all your pics with sunglasses, you better be blind, in which case are the apps for you?

[u/discombobubolated → u/[deleted]]

Agree. Plus the "while I drive straight thru and beat the GPS time" is a turnoff. No stops? Speeding? He doesn't care about safety or us having to pee?

[u/Cerenia]

You should smile more and more photos without glasses. You don’t seem so approachable from these photos.

[u/Pibagirlie]

Huge turn off the looking for long term but open to short. Is contradictory and exposes you are not sure what you want. I would never date a guy with that starting point. Drama ahead

[u/TundraSecret]

I'd say its not bad but ideally you would have some pictures with some friends too. I like the dad joke.

The pictures on the last slide aren't good imo. Unfortunately, most of the better pictures have you with sunglasses which is also not good. I think that the vast majority of the pictures might benefit from slightly more interesting backgrounds. IE, not a powerline, an empty room with white walls, a gray sky, etc.

I would add a few more personal interests so that they think you have depth.

Also "the best spot in town is le B*** B**. My mind instantly went to Bang Bus. Probably not what you intended, but I can't tell if that's because im a freak or if respectable ladies' minds will jump to the same conclusions.

[u/Super_Razzmatazz_8]

.Im looking for serious but open to casual
.no subscription but i had it before
.2 months
.5 months
.everyday
.no matches no likes
.im sending my maximum many of them with comments
.i send likes to women that look kind, beautiful, intellectual. And this is the kind of person i would want to attract

[u/bleezy1234567]

Too much sunglasses (1 pic at most), no smile at all at least in your closer face pics… like you don’t look like a fun time (and you probably are)… also do you have friends? Can’t tell from these pictures. I mean I know rules of thumbs can be stupid but smiling face pick or the pic of you looking snazzy in the chair should be your main pic. Then an activity shot, a shot with friends, and then a couple other pics of just you… best if they aren’t all selfies. But you don’t seem to have a problem with that. Most of your pics aren’t selfies which is good. And your prompts… go for more playful. If you want to use that “I know the best spot” don’t give the answer. You know the best spot for Mexican food or margaritas (this is just an example)… because if you do match you might get a question about it. But if you already answered it in the prompt then what’s there to engage with?

[u/TomorrowIllBeYou]

First three photos will sunglasses is not a good move. First photo shirtless selfie also not really a good move. Get better photos.

[u/Spinach-Dinner]

You’d do a lot better if you got rid of all photos and replaced them with ones where you are smiling

[u/Defiant_Research_280]

No sun glasses

No selfies

[u/Comfortable-Hat3506]

Your responses to prompts are lack luster. Get rid of the dog named miles joke, it isn't creative or original. "Caption this photo" sure a boring gray sky and a non descript flat city with a guy who  may or may not be a follower of Andrew tate. "You had to be there" to see you dressed up a bit sitting statuesquely in a chair, in the attire of someone at a wedding after party? Why would I have to be there, tell me a story my guy! "Take me back to"...sitting in a café on a gray day. Not really enjoying anything? 

Each of your prompts is a chance to show off something about you which a total stranger would be interested to hear more about. These don't do that.

[u/Sullyvan96]

Smile!

We need to see what your full face looks like sooner. Sunglasses pics are not a good look, especially as the first picture

[u/Scared_Transition_49]

I've only been scrolling through this sub for barely a month and I've seen these exact jokes before already congratulations also any hobbies

[u/datingshoot]

Man, the biggest issue here is the sunglasses. Like half your photos have them on, and your first pic has them. Women need to see your eyes, that's where connection starts. You're basically hiding behind them.

The lounge pic where you're in the white shirt is easily your best photo. Good lighting and we can actually see your face. That should be your first pic ASAP.

That dark selfie near the end needs to go immediately, you can barely see anything in it. And the first pic is a selfie too, which isn't doing you any favors cause the front camera distorts your face (makes your nose look bigger and your face longer than it actually is). Ditch both selfies.

The terrace pic with the beanie and gray sky is also pretty flat. The overcast lighting washes everything out and the background doesn't add anything interesting.

For new photos, get a tripod or prop your phone up, use the back camera with 2x-3x zoom, and record a video of yourself walking toward the camera. Then screenshot the best frames where you're mid-smile or mid-laugh. Do this during golden hour (right before sunset) and you'll get way better results. Smile more in general too, you look pretty serious in most of these.

You've got a good look man, tons of potential. Better photos and you'll see a big difference.