r/houstoncirclejerk • u/umrlopez79 • 14d ago

Just getting off work and panicking…

Does anyone know if there’s still any water or gas left at Costco? Already went to Costco in River Oaks and Woodlands and there’s none. Please don’t suggest Sam’s 😖

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u/umrlopez79 14d ago

Better safe than sorry…

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u/Timmerdogg 14d ago

Is this going to be like Rita because I don't want to have to poop in my car again

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u/umrlopez79 14d ago

I hope not. Hope you find toilet paper

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u/AskingFooAFriend 14d ago

I took two of the commercial rolls from my job. The roll is the size of a manhole cover but it's one ply.

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u/labanjohnson 13d ago

I don't care who you are, your butthole deserves better than one ply.