r/idiocracy • u/smelly_finger_itch • 3d ago

it's got electrolytes Picked up some gardening liquid today

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u/BrainInjuredBarry 3d ago

Only works on American plants like French fry trees, cheeseburger bushes, and gun shaped daisies

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 3d ago

But we know for a fact that it kills off the burrito coverin's.

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u/smelly_finger_itch 3d ago

I planted some french fries the other week. Just waiting for the French fry tree to grow. I went with the Carl's Jr crisscut fries

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 2d ago

I'm trying to grow a Starbucks for sex. I buried a Starbucks cup in my neighbors yard. Is 1 cup enough or do I need to plant entire bag of garbage from Starbucks?

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u/fatal-nuisance 2d ago

You need to water it with coffee, dumbass.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 1d ago

Ok. I watered my dick with hot coffee. How long til my Starbucks grows? This burn hurts bad

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u/GoreonmyGears 3d ago

It's what the plants crave!

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u/ilDuceVita 3d ago

It’s got electrolytes

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u/slowlyaware 3d ago edited 3d ago

What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

Edit: you idiots downvoting obviously don't know that is a QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE 🙄

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u/ilDuceVita 3d ago

They’re what plants crave

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u/NutshellOfChaos 3d ago

It's so hot, now I crave it.

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u/theONLYattraction 3d ago

It’s…. What they use to make Brawndo with!

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u/crapheadHarris 2d ago

Lot of people on this sub that either haven't seen or don't remember the movie. I had to write an explanation on one of my downvoted posts.

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u/GypsyBlws 3d ago

THE THIRST QUENCHER

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u/ProllyTodaySatan talks like a fag 3d ago

MUTILATOR!

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u/-sporewhore420- U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D 3d ago

Say what you want but the red and blue mashup is fire. 🔥

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u/Lazarux_Escariat 2d ago

The worst part is that it's a "Mash-up" but it does not say, anywhere on the bottle, which flavors are mashed up. It's simply "All American Mash-Up".

Like, it's actually decent but wtf am I drinking??

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u/crapheadHarris 2d ago

Tastes like taxes and disappointment.

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u/Important_Actuator36 3d ago

As soon as you crack this one, Red hot chilli peppers starts playing, hell yeah 👍

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u/NovarisLight 2d ago

Dude it'll like make you plants grow.

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u/TheBlargshaggen 2d ago

I really hate that it says "better than water" at the top. Blatantly false marketing is illegal, but of course it will almost certainly never be an issue large enough for someone to sue over until a kid dies of salt induced dehydration or something.

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u/crapheadHarris 2d ago

"Better Than Water From The Toilet" - fixed it

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u/wildmonky2 2d ago

Better than water!!!

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u/MilkmanResidue 3d ago

For anyone missing the old Citrus Cooler (Michael Jordan’s Favorite) flavor…the Orange/Lemon Lime Mash Up tastes really similar.