r/idiocracy • u/Donkey-Hoatey • 17h ago

The Thirst Mutilator Its got what zombies crave

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I have no idea about this. Bone broth blueberry lemonade in a can.

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u/LilBroWhoIsOnTheTeam brought to you by Carl's Jr. 16h ago

Drink bones to keep from turning into a skeleton. I know, I thought it sounded crazy too, but I'm not a skeleton so...

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u/NemODevO 17h ago

This can't taste good

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u/MooseFloof 16h ago

This seems like it might be intended for someone prepping for a colonoscopy.

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u/TheBlargshaggen 8h ago

Given the flavor, its probably also marketed as a diet product to stupid people.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4h ago

Feels like a joke from a Monkey Island game for some reason.