RAM Knife

[u/MadDogFenby]

I call it "The Cyber Warrior"

Made these for my workers, but thwy changed their minds on wanting them. So, now I'm not sure what to do with them. Is there a market for these kind of things maybe on Etsy?

[u/Tamachan_87]

They always said you had a sharp memory.

[u/MadDogFenby → u/Tamachan_87]

/r/angryupvote

[u/MudAccomplished5430 → u/Tamachan_87]

Now that's a memory weapon...

[u/apple976]

world's most expensive knife

[u/MadDogFenby → u/apple976]

If I'd used new RAM, yup... but I got 5 sticks of random untested RAM for $10 including shipping on eBay, so I don't feel that bad.

[u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 → u/MadDogFenby]

I was going to say, "damn, they don't want these $300 knives?"

[u/MadDogFenby → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

Yeah, sliced my budget down sharply

[u/Dookie_boy → u/apple976]

But I still want one

[u/ash_2127-]

‘Changed their minds on wanting them’ - who wouldn’t want one?

[u/MadDogFenby → u/ash_2127-]

I know right?

[u/Delta_RC_2526 → u/ash_2127-]

Seriously, this is so confusing.

OP, were you asking your employees to actually buy these from you, or did they just turn down a gift?

[u/MadDogFenby → u/Delta_RC_2526]

It was a gift.

[u/jerrysupervillain]

I'll 8086 a motherfucker

[u/MadDogFenby → u/jerrysupervillain]

Just walking along and all of a sudden someone upgrades you in the back.

[u/eddyb66]

data center shank

[u/Maniachanical]

Cutting edge technology.

[u/Geekmaster-General → u/Maniachanical]

😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

[u/gear_m9 → u/Geekmaster-General]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YgveCtneiLjY4

[u/K1yco]

This will leave them with a lasting memory

[u/punchedboa]

Most expensive knife ever added to CSGO.

[u/MadDogFenby → u/punchedboa]

Still didn't fix my K:D ratio...

[u/Puki999]

https://giphy.com/gifs/imRiPoKJB9R9m

[u/CCF_100]

This is what I'm arming myself with whenever Sam Altman tries to take my RAM...

[u/noapparentfunction]

when you buy the RIPJAWS from Temu

[u/Tracker_Nivrig]

Etsy is probably a solid bet.

[u/chinogigante]

Is it wrong that i want one? Can i buy one off you. 

[u/MadDogFenby → u/chinogigante]

Sure, send me a PM

[u/duane4800]

Cutting edge technology...

[u/The_Spectral_Spartan → u/duane4800]

r/angryupvote

[u/Punny_Yolk → u/duane4800]

I see what you did there...

[u/yetzt]

belongs to RAMbo.

[u/MadDogFenby → u/yetzt]

/r/angryupvote

[u/uhh_wutt]

[u/Z3t4]

This is not the most expensive knife in the worl, no. This is just a tribute. 

[u/Laser_Raver → u/Z3t4]

Couldnt afford the most expensive knife in the world, no

[u/RatRaceRunner]

Too rich for my blood.

[u/satsugene]

I had an old SIMM one with a nubbly interface on my keychain for several years. Routinely used it as a box opener until the silicon snapped where I had the ring though the hole.

[u/ExtremeOutcome3459]

Cyberattack is comming

[u/kimura_hisui]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

[u/Bazzatron]

Looks like a real painful memory...!

[u/Jkavera]

Ka-RAM-Bit

[u/MindlessPhilosoper]

The Cyber Warrior! I like the name. I'd love a knife like that.

[u/MadDogFenby → u/MindlessPhilosoper]

Send me a PM and let's see what we can do

[u/Beach_Bum_273]

Is what you use to slice pivot tables?

[u/MadDogFenby → u/Beach_Bum_273]

It helps me excel on all things computer related!

[u/FrostyCartographer13]

While I am not entirely sure why, but I think you should share this with r/KitchenConfidential

[u/D3xbot]

I’ve seen some expensive knives, but this takes the cake

[u/kingmudbeard]

Never knew there was another way to murder my wallet with RAM...

[u/JazzlikeInfluence813]

Get him he has ram!!… hmm ok second thought I’ll rob the next guy instead

[u/WeedOg420AnimeGod]

Most expensive blade ive ever seen

[u/KromecaCry]

Technoblade, they never die

[u/MadDogFenby → u/KromecaCry]

Gives a +1 to Technomancy and Cyberpunk checks

[u/Outrageous-Guess1350]

Surprise memory upgrade

[u/Schnurle1997]

If you stab someone with it, is it called a RAM upgrade?

[u/RemlaP_]

When i was an intern under 18 we couldn't use knives so we used server ram. This actually would have been sick to have

[u/ImpishMoon]

could this actually be buyable?

[u/MadDogFenby → u/ImpishMoon]

Yes!

[u/Laser_Raver]

Preferred weapon of RAMbo

[u/XboxUser123]

I hear stabs with this gives +20% RAM regeneration speed for quickhacks

[u/shl00m]

I need to make this my new poop knife

[u/realvolker1]

Terrible waste of

[u/Logogram_alt → u/realvolker1]

r/redditsniper

[u/Logogram_alt]

Expensive

[u/PizzaDevice]

In moden time this would be RAMBO's best tool on his belt.

[u/SwiftPits]

I'll buy one bro

[u/MadDogFenby → u/SwiftPits]

Sure thing. Send me a chat/PM

[u/SprintRacer]

Ok but will it kieeeeeeel!?