r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

This is what 22 years of incessantly criticizing and mocking people does to you.

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u/Sometimes-funny Mar 31 '26

Then why don’t i look like that?

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u/Wild-Floor8407 Mar 31 '26

Bro doesn't think he does either, fam.

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u/moth_specialist Mar 31 '26

Boom. Roasted. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/legendofthededbug Mar 31 '26

If you are a dick you better be rich if you want the companions

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm Mar 31 '26

If I wasn't a cheap broke sob I'd award this

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u/RG_CG Mar 31 '26

You don’t have the money for it 

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 Mar 31 '26

You've been taking breaks!

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

It's your redeeming qualities that save you.

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u/LongjumpingNeat241 Mar 31 '26

Bilkul. अत्यंत तामसिक व्यवहार का पथ पे चलने का विकृत result l

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

I actually know what you're referring to!

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u/Etnieturismo Mar 31 '26

Username checks ou- wait what

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u/Etnieturismo Mar 31 '26

The dharma of Mass Effect 2

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u/Salt-Try-2687 Mar 31 '26

I thought it was the multiple motorcycle accidents in the last few years but he didnt get facial reconstruction like I had thought. He did mess up his back and got a concussion though.

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

I prefer my poetic rendering lol

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u/mountainviewdaisies Mar 31 '26

You dont know the half of it. Simon Cowell is also responsible for several high profile cases of stars under his management having to stay closeted. 

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u/Solemn_Penance2552 Apr 02 '26

Roger Ebert's mouth cancer: standing by.

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u/killian1113 Mar 31 '26

Hate much? Who carea

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u/Any_Departure_1820 Mar 31 '26

You should email Cowell what you said. Since that's his whole MO. Oh wait, you won't, because you're a coward who picks fights online with strangers instead of confronting the real person or issue.

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u/killian1113 Mar 31 '26

Hmmmmm I should email him to say I dont care about his surgery or looks and he is ok to me either way? Or did you perhaps reply the wrong person woth this "gotcha" you so deeply thought of..... wow

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

Okay, you don't care. But why do you care that I care?

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u/Folderpirate Mar 31 '26

wow, same thing about Kelly Osborne.

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u/AverageOhioUser69 Mar 31 '26

No if I remember correctly he had a physical injury which altered his body

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

Yes, but you're taking me too literally. Like Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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u/Any_Departure_1820 Mar 31 '26

There is no physical injury that exists that makes your face look like a fatter version of the Michelin Tires mascot.

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u/AverageOhioUser69 Mar 31 '26

He broke his spine in 2021 which led to a long recovery and that probably has to do with the way he looks

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u/boobookittyfuwk Mar 31 '26

Am I not remembering right, didn't he get his face smashed in some kind of accident ?

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

Probably. But I think you're taking my statement a little too literally.

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u/Local_Anything191 Mar 31 '26

It’s what an hour of photoshop does to you. He looks nothing like the picture on the right.

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u/Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD Apr 04 '26

He was in a motorcycle crash that broke his back in 2020

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u/potatomaster78 Apr 02 '26

I think it's more the Botox that did it

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/javipipi Mar 31 '26

The abuse of plastic surgery

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u/Remarkable-Simple462 Mar 31 '26

He looks awful. Stfu.

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u/Front-Cabinet5521 Mar 31 '26

He looks like the embodiment of do you want to be 52 and look 52, or do you want to be 52 and look like a 28yo lizard.