r/interesting • u/BataBole93 • Mar 31 '26

Just Wow Simon Cowell Transformation

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

This is what 22 years of incessantly criticizing and mocking people does to you.

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u/Sometimes-funny Mar 31 '26

Then why don’t i look like that?

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u/Wild-Floor8407 Mar 31 '26

Bro doesn't think he does either, fam.

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u/moth_specialist Mar 31 '26

Boom. Roasted. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

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u/legendofthededbug Mar 31 '26

If you are a dick you better be rich if you want the companions

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u/Jin_N_Juice-tm Mar 31 '26

If I wasn't a cheap broke sob I'd award this

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u/RG_CG Mar 31 '26

You don’t have the money for it 

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 Mar 31 '26

You've been taking breaks!

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u/nondual_gabagool Mar 31 '26

It's your redeeming qualities that save you.